It seems the worst of the waves are yet to come The rough before the storm As I sit in my newspaper boat, afloat In a sea deep with regret Waves topple, I tumble, boat falls asunder Can I stay afloat? Donning cap like Edmund, grab the ship debris But it's not news to me And the waves crash harder, deeper I go 'til my feet touch the bottom and I feel Peter He's trying to go home, but this is not the way I emerge and here I find, the best for last has stayed behind And a wave of enormous proportions crashes down I'm churned like a washing machine Growing dizzy as the stains are erased But I loved the stains; they made me who I was The wave pops me out, and I see who I am And it's not news to me No, it's not news to me