My greatgrandpa, Edgar Sweetlove,
Went down on the Titanic
On a First Class passenger
(he was a bit of a snob that way,
but he survived to tell the tale
With the taste of ***** on his tongue.
And the band played 'Abide with me'
As the ******* ship sunk to the bottom.
"Toot! Toot! Toot!"
Gaily went the foghorn.