this just in !!

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the REAL REASON for rising global temperatures

Is NOT carbon emissions

But the HEAT generated

By all the *******

while watching internet **** !

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So cut it out and save the planet !

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However

Some scientists still hold to the theory

That it is caused by all the hot air generated

By lying politicians and ******* journalists

Of TV so-called news

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Others theories refer

To all the hot babes being generated

By the vastly suggestive lust poems

of Hello  Poetry

( though most put this in the Hot Air Category )

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Either way

ISNT SCIENCE GREAT !

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