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jeffrey robin
Poems
May 2015
hurray for science !
this just in !!
--
the REAL REASON for rising global temperatures
Is NOT carbon emissions
But the HEAT generated
By all the *******
while watching internet **** !
--
So cut it out and save the planet !
•••
However
Some scientists still hold to the theory
That it is caused by all the hot air generated
By lying politicians and ******* journalists
Of TV so-called news
••
Others theories refer
To all the hot babes being generated
By the vastly suggestive lust poems
of Hello Poetry
( though most put this in the Hot Air Category )
••
Either way
ISNT SCIENCE GREAT !
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jeffrey robin
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