Blondes illuminate The dizzy world of men, Confident and forthright And simply, oozing acumen. So sensually brazen In a silly sort of way Yet intuitively capable Of leading all of them astray.
Blondes are irresistible When they catch the errant eyes, When their pearly, sky blue peepers Irradiate and mesmerize. When they catch him glancing At a nicely rounded ***, When rosebud lip's apouting Leave him breathless, limp and numb.
Blondes move in a manner Which defies all things right, It's a sweet undulation Which turns day, straight into night. It's suggestion incarnate And quite breathlessly so. Causing pulses to race And his expectations to grow.
Blondes think in straight lines Periferals are lost, And woe betide myopics Who underestimate at their cost. Golden locks breed pushiness The will to have her way, And the man who calls a challenge Won't survive another day.
Blondes are soft and fluffy Dimpled cheeks and curve of thigh, And are specialists in the art Of come hither to the guy. But just beneath the garnish Is a mind that calculates And a passion for success And a taste for wealth that rates.