Dear Mr. I'm Too Good For You,

This is a thank you letter.

Sure, it was painful.
It was shocking.
It was stupid of you.

But in so many ways,
It was wonderful.

Now that you're gone,
I've never felt so free.
Trust this, I'm not lonely.

Thank you for leaving me.

If you had stayed
I would have never
Grown up so much.

If you had stayed
I would have never
Flirted with your buddy.

If you had stayed
I would have never
Been really happy.

So thank you.

You've changed my life
For the better.

Sincerly,
The One That Got Away