I have not been anywhere, done anything, thought anything, and feel nothing.
At least, that’s what my blank, plain-clothed T-shirt would indicate to other people. A man walking the earth with no visible identity.
When I put on my Hawaiian shirt, however, they believe my mind to be full of pineapples, hula girls swinging softly in the ukulele moonlight, palm fronds swaying in the dacron, or is it rayon, ripples of my baggy upper man.
Let others think what they might of my images, or the lack of words and logos. My inner tag says that I’m size “L” and that I’m made on factory looms in China, that my buttons are constructed to look like the real thing–a round slice of bone or perhaps ivory.
I am not so much anywhere on the outside, even though there are places I would like to go fling my few dollars. Inside, however, I am lost, pleasantly lost and hiding, within the convenience of my unprinted shirt.