I've always wanted to **** a psychiatrist.
I think it'd be hot for someone to hear all my *******.
On the couch meant for listening, while their legs are spread;
I'd pay what's more than fair to know what goes on in their head.

I know this kid who once made his psychiatrist cry.
I swear to god, he's my hero.
I worry about him sometimes.
But I don't get paid for that ****, you know?

They're so fond of handing out pills.
Psychobabble jargon and all of that swill.
"Your emotions are too strong. Take these and they'll be killed."
******* psychiatry.
It's adorable.

"Did you know that your profession has one of the highest suicide rates?
What are you doing tonight?
Wanna go on a date?"

I bet they hear a lot about ****.
Do you think they might get off on it?
Poor *******.
Your career choice was a mistake.

No, really though, I think it's pretty great.
Trying to help people function properly and stuff.
Psychiatrists are hot.
They can all get ******.