My friends say I’m good
my wife calls me sweet
they don’t mean to be rude
so lie every bit.

My friends say I'm kind
my wife calls me warm
they know it in their mind
such untruths are no harm.

My friends say I'm nice
my wife calls me smart
they speak all these lies
so i'm never hurt.

My wife and my friends
speak good of me
that's something they lend
to see me live happily.