Ole Hunchback Got a right Royal burial; That smiling villain's bones Bleached black-blonde In underground parking. Exhumed and parlayed For over two years; Confirmed to be he Who caused a Queen To cry vats of tears For the Tower boys. Poor Anne dropped her hankie. His horse-drawn caisson Is a subterfuge, A distraction to veil Civil dissatisfaction. He finally got his horse, And we get the droppings. And I see Cromwell Standing beside Churhill And Charles ouside Westminster. Perhaps Manson Will be busted In Poet's Corner.