Man might have created it
But that don’t make it okay
Cursing is plaguing our (American) people
And it needs to stop today

Whether you believe in bad vibes
Or in maintaining a pure mouth
Cursing really clouds up your soul
And separates you from God, no doubt

If our children are raised without it
Then why do you allow it in your speech
I know it’s possible to quit, if you want
So if you want to learn, I’ll teach

Instead of using that Devil language
You can substitute if for a close, clean word
Then God won’t ask you when you slip
“Did I (just) hear what I just heard?”

Instead of using the D word, you can use “dang”
Instead of using the A word, you can say “****”
Instead of calling her the B word, you can call her a “mitch” (my itch)
And save yourself from being kicked in the nut

Instead of dropping the F bomb,
You can always substitute it for “freak”
With these easy, mere words
You can be more holy and meek

So with this method, your language will be pure
And you’ll set a better example for our growing pods
So, when you see Him, He’ll be pleased by your vocal perfection
And your happiness will be identical to God’s