Wish regret would take effect It would be more easier to predict what I would say next Because words run from my mouth Like dashing from a dinner check Who regrets that Not regretting has lead me into mess But I clean up faster then a butler wearing a shirt, tie and a sweater vest Left it hanging in a tree With a noose around its neck It's sits at the side of the street with a sign asking for me Wanting another job like a war vet My regret wants marriage counseling But I divorced her before that step I sent regret away Like an unwanted guess Who knows what will happen next Guess not having regrets is something I might regret