were it a perfect world, I wouldn't be ******* writing this ****
were it a perfect world, I'd be insane, and wouldn't have to pretend
were it a perfect world, we'd mourn newborns and celebrate the dead
were it a perfect world, labels would be easier to peel off
were it a perfect world, cigarettes would be free
were it a perfect world, I'd have a tiny **** so my head wouldn't be so big
were it a perfect world, terms and conditions wouldn't apply
were it a perfect world, everyone would be grey and afraid
were it a perfect world, humanity would **** itself off
were it a perfect world, none of us would exist