Where I used to have hair
Now I have it no more
Where I used to not
Now it's starting to grow

From the tops of my toes
To the tip of my nose
The in and out of  my ears
Not to mention my derriére

From the front of my knees
To the back side if you please
On my knuckles it grows
First and second joint

My eyebrows now look
Like a caterpillar that's spawning
There's not an odd spot
That my hair is not growing

From my chinny chin chin
To the mole on my back
There are so many new places
That new hair is at

As I'm getting old
It's crazy where the hair grows
And that's only the places I see
Where I can't, lord only knows