I'm far too informed
To believe in such things
Your tales are amusing
I'll leave you to your beliefs

Were you dropped on your head?
What a rude thing to say
I wouldn't mean an apology
So just be on your way

Classify me as a hater
Because that's "all I'll ever be"
And once you know all about this
I'll listen, don't you see

You give me no respect
And pretend that I'm ignorant
But move quickly along
And back away from my business