He can rock the man bun
this means one thing
he'***** a home run
and is the hair king

girls will faint when he swaggers down the hall
and will slowly drool and crawl
because the man bun rocks them all

that little ball of hair
is the stuff that makes girls stare
it doesn't matter what he wears
because the man bun is his flair

The bun is legendary
and makes girls want to marry
men who are super duper hairy

own those long locks
and knock off the socks
of everyone because your man bun really rocks