Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, I'm all over the place

Well you I started out with nothing
And I'm proud to be a self made man

All my friends, they all come crawling
Slap me on the back and say, please

Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see that it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor
Cause I don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you