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Feb 2015
"****, dude.
I don't think I've ever heard of that happening.
That's so wild. I can't say I'm a fan.
I'm gonna do my part to help ensure
that never happens again."
Cut myself on the covering of the cork on a wine bottle while trying to recycle it. There was a surprising abundance of blood!
It was red wine... I do joke about how I like my wine to look like blood.
I didn't even have any! I was just recycling the bottle!
Perhaps it was just a cruel joke of Fate. Hah.
Anubis the Philosomancer
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Anubis the Philosomancer  29/We're all a bit mad here.
(29/We're all a bit mad here.)   
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   Kelly Rose and NuurSeraph
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