"****, dude. I don't think I've ever heard of that happening. That's so wild. I can't say I'm a fan. I'm gonna do my part to help ensure that never happens again."
Cut myself on the covering of the cork on a wine bottle while trying to recycle it. There was a surprising abundance of blood! It was red wine... I do joke about how I like my wine to look like blood. I didn't even have any! I was just recycling the bottle! Perhaps it was just a cruel joke of Fate. Hah.