gravity pulled my socks down,
me along with it,
all the pullings up,
all the King's men,
could not put
my left foot sock
right again,
my right foot sock,
oops, don't have one

this force of gravitational pull,
fearsome for it is the wormhole
we can see, most assuredly,
****** in-escapably,
just like this poem,
look fool, you poet,
grave gravity pulled you in
to reading this malarkey,
look how low you've fallen,
try one more time,
pull those ***** up against
thy very own nature,
for left-footed you are,
t'is a law, you know,
gravity grave pulling down