i sat down and began to doze
i started snoring through my nose.

i was breathing in and out
then my nose began to shout.

i just sounded like a pig
so i gave myself a dig.

then it stopped the noise had gone
so in my doze i carried on.

it came back again once more
this time louder than before.

it woke me up i couldnt doze
so from my sleep i arose.