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MrDrProffesor Murly
Poems
Jan 2015
FALSE
Nothing rhymes with orange
FALSE: nothing and orange do not rhyme
Home is where the heart is
FALSE: the chest cavity is where the heart is
Failure is not an option
FALSE: failure is a very possible option
the imagination is limitless
FALSE, you cannot imagine a color outside of the visible spectrum
Richard Sherman is the best cornerback in the game
FALSE: **** "Night Train" Lane is the best cornerback in the National Football League
YOLO
FALSE: you are actually in a finite time frame that consists of an infinite number of times that you are living
The early bird gets the worm
FALSE: early bird is not a real bird species, therefore it cannot get the worm because it does not exist
every penny counts
FALSE: pennies cannot count
Obama is no longer a good president
FALSE: Obama was never a good president
the end
FALSE: The page goes farther, therefore this is not the end
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