You were always so forgetful.
You'd forget your head if it wasn't ******* on to your neck.

You'd forget your wallet on the counter
If I didn't grab it and dash out and throw it to you
Through the open window as you shot out the driveway.

You'd forget the WiFi password if
I didn't write it on a piece of green duct tape
And put it on the front of your laptop.

You could forget her if
You would just stop looking at that picture in your wallet.

You'd forget me if---
Oh wait.
You already have.