He likes you?
Great, he has money.
He's handsome,
he's nice,
he's cute and pretty.
What else?
I don't need to know if he's famous.
Oh, he's a family man!

What's in it for me?
Why are you telling me these?
You want to be with him?
Then go.
It's not my fault everyone looks way better than me.*

*I never told you he's better.
I only said he seems perfect,
but not for me.
I only said he has a little crush,
but did I tell you that it's mutual?
I informed you because I want to be honest.
I never told you he's better.
I want you to be jealous.
I want you to fight for me.
Why are you giving me up for someone else's love?