There is a strange noise coming from under the hut
I can't sleep with that booming noise
so I turn the lights on and grab a torch
I think the sound in coming from the porch

Where the deuce is that sound coming from
this is going to drive me to despair
hold on the sound is getting louder
it's emanating under that loose floorboard under that chair

So I move the chair to see what's under there
the floorboard moves up really easily
but when I peer under the floor
what I see make my guts go queasy

There in the darkness on a water pipe
wow it's the biggest Gecko I have ever seen
it's got to be as large as an average man  
well I think I will leave it there, it's a change of plan


By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris