I don't always like (the taste of) bourbon but **** do I like the way it can make me feel; that sting of warmth as it slithers down your esophagus, and suddenly you know all the best dance moves, your voice hits smooth on all the tunes, your jeans hug ya just right, and somehow the night has become yours. Too many bourbons and **** I might get a little mean, but just one or two and I'm the most proud-to-be-from-Louisville- Kentucky girl you've ever seen.