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Dec 2014
THIS IS PART OF EDNA's "randyhornbag" EROTICA SERIES
(and a learned one too!)

*****
dildas
dildat
dildamus
dildatis
dildant

the latin class held its breath
the teacher must be a ****
or just spaced out on quaaludes
and then Miss explained
"
dildare* is the verb "to have fun
by yourself" and remember girls
it takes the accusative case
as in "ave sandra, vulvam tuam hodie dildam"+
(+ for the benefit of those not fortunate to have been
blessed with a classical education this loosely translates as
"hi there Sandra, let me ***** your ***** today" )
Edna Sweetlove
Written by
Edna Sweetlove  London
(London)   
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