THIS IS PART OF EDNA's "randyhornbag" EROTICA SERIES (and a learned one too!)
***** dildas dildat dildamus dildatis dildant
the latin class held its breath the teacher must be a **** or just spaced out on quaaludes and then Miss explained "dildare* is the verb "to have fun by yourself" and remember girls it takes the accusative case as in "ave sandra, vulvam tuam hodie dildam"+
(+ for the benefit of those not fortunate to have been blessed with a classical education this loosely translates as "hi there Sandra, let me ***** your ***** today" )