Once upon a Christmas Eve
When his work was nearly nigh
Santa had a tantrum
And threw his presents to the sky
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His reindeer started rioting
Unnerved from all the stress
And poor old Mrs Santa
Stood witness to the mess
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"My love, please, what is happening?
Think clearly with your head
We've not got time to waste now
Kids wait you from their beds"
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So Santa stopped and listened
He knew he hadn't time
"But dear, you see I'm starving
And I'm gasping for some wine"
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So simple was the problem
He'd soon be his fine self
They called for pie and beverage
From their ever trusting elf
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The elf he soon delivered
And even brought his friends
As word spread of presents fumbled
So they knew they'd need to mend

And thus commenced a workshop
To fix a trick and more
The elves they fixed the presents
To take the impact of the floor
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So thankful for the time save
Santa loaded up his sleigh
He hearded up the reindeer
They were fed then on their way
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Now dashing through the darkness
On his journey through the sky
Santa soon delivered gifts
They were thrown from way up high
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With the magic of the elves touch
They would land in their right place
Because thanks to Santas tantrum
This years Christmas was a race
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So then parents starting rousing
Not knowing what to think
"Is it really raining presents
Or did we have too much to drink?"

The children sleeping soundly
Heard the presents on their way
So they woke up with excitement
"Yipee, it's Christmas Day!"
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Luckily for Santa
It all worked out to be fine
But Mrs Santa knew for next year
To keep him topped up with some wine!