It began with National Geographic and those pictures of nearly naked African women as I lay on the floor of the hall and from there it became being ****** by a dog in the bathroom to twenty second *** with a girl who said I was impotent to becoming aware that my ***** was too small to a statutory case where I didn't get caught to a time in bed with a girl who said "How much longer is this going to go" to a grandmother who put me to work and the love-making was just like that some of the time to a one-night stand with an overweight girl which was the best time to me thinking "I haven't done too well with the ladies, maybe I should try the men" and then doing so and deciding I didn't like it to a few unforgettable moments which were forgettable to an illicit affair with a married woman in motel rooms to a woman who picked me up and said, "Let's be friends" and as she was going up the stairs she said, "OK, let's get this over with" and I ran outside to get out of there then to twenty-one years of celibacy when I realized that my best *** was with myself and so I married him.