Carbon copy wolves approach a baby in a carriage, ripping checks from checkbooks, checking stock quotes, let me rock those Dockers for a day, and pay me garbage cash to clean your pool. I'd never let my money turn me into you, you conquered bastion of a man, you broken pipeline leaking seltzer water laugh tracks on repeat. I seat myself behind your mother as we watch you hate the world you pay to **** and juggle clients for applause. I hope you dig your own memorial with dollars that you stole, and make a million off the tears that come to decorate the ground around your feet.
Because no matter how you frame it, you're a picture of "the worst is yet to come," and if you're lucky, maybe God (or some divine eternal something) will forgive you for the things you'll learn in time to cold regret.