Lifespan
Of my
Pet fly
I went
And zapped
It
I don’t know
Why.
I wrote
an eulogy
And told
It later
In the obituaries
Inside the fly paper.

****** de
****** do
The simple
Life of a
Piece of poo

Never a winner
Better out
Number two
Was his best
Shout.

****** de
****** do
Time out
For him
Was a day
In Looe

****** de
****** do
The simple
Life of a
runny poo
On a day out he
Liked to meet
His best mate
Stinky Pete.

Went to the doctors
This was a farce
Pants came down
Found a lump
In my ****
This wasn’t
Turning out
To be my day,
He found a golf ball
It had gone in a
Fairway.

Hum ducking
Mummy bucking
Hen chucking
Hectic piece
Of twit
Dog loves me
So buck of and why
Leave me alone
I am a god woof.

Sad news
I cried
My goldfish got
Cancer
Became ill
And died.

Making a film
About his life
We did get
permission
From his wife.

Me and my
Best  friend  Deano,
Are calling this
Film finding
Chemo

Killing life
Since
Dawn of
creation
This feeling
Of
Excited
Wonderful
elation.
At university
A professor
Did a citation
On the works
Of
Master. B.Ation

Don’t look up
Be afraid
Aliens are
Coming
They will
Invade

First port
of call
London
parliament
Aliens fired in
A message
was sent
They all
came out
Through them
Black gates
To find out
They were
Best of mates.