Starkle, starkle, little *****,
Who the hell are you I think.
I'm not under what you call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep,
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet,
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
So just give me one more fink to drill my cup,
'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.

For all the things I didn't say,
About how I felt along the way,
For the love you gave and the work you've done,
Here's appreciation from your admiring son.

You cared for me as a little tot,
When all I did was cry a lot,
And as I grew your work did too,
I ran and fell and got black and blue.

I grew some more and it didn't stop;
Now you had to become a cop,
To worry about mistakes I'd make;
You kept me in line for my own sake.

I got older, and the story repeated;
You were always there whenever I needed.
You guided me and wished me the best,
I became wiser and knew I was blessed.

So, for all the times I didn't say,
The love I felt for you each and every day,
Mum, read this so you can always see,
Just how much you mean to me.

Mum, Thankyou,
For being nothing but you,
For everything you've done,
And everything that is to come.

Misery ******* loves me,
She can't let go,
Anywhere, and everywhere,
Her face will show.
She drags me down,
When my life goes good,
She makes me suffer,
To be fair, she should.
I cant get close to many,
But when I do, they'll know,
Cos there wouldnt be any part,
Of my life not on show.
Thoughts and feeling,
Race through my mind,
A place to rest my thoughts,
Are rare to find.
So I'll just carry on,
Doordling through life,
Coming across pain,
And walking hand in hand with strife.

Memories I wish I had,

With you I wanted to make,

Like staying round my flat for the first time,

and watching me blow out 21 on a cake.

Watching my sister get married,

and seeing your first saints game,

Growing old together, I can do it with others,

But it won’t be the same.

The things I had planned,

To sweep you off your feet,

Take you abroad when we’re older,

All my family you’d meet.

All of these thoughts,

Running through my head,

I will carry these thoughts for life,

All the way til I’m dead.

Unless you make my dreams come true,

We can join our dreams together,

We conquer the world, if you take me back,

And once again, Always and Forever.

If these walls could talk,
you'd know my body is dead,
my mind has been taken over,
that's why I am so scared,
I can't control it,
anger is making me blind,
I've been left here on my own
chained to a hate of some kind.
If these walls could talk.

If these walls could talk,
you'd know about my fears,
about all those nights I screamed for help,
about all my fallen tears.
You'd know about the demons
haunting me at night,
you'd be able to help me
keep my fire alight,
if these walls could talk.

I want you, I need you, to be here,
I’m not upset, and I’m not in pain,
I’m just not complete,
You being away is just not the same.

Every time I see another female,
I compare her to you,
And every time, I think,
You’re 10 times better, and it’s true.

You make my heart pound,
For it is strong, when you are its keeper.
At first I tripped over love,
Now, I just fall deeper, and deeper.

Happy birthday Yasmin, my precious friend,
My love for you, I wish to extend.
Experiences filled, with joy and laughter,
Special memories, we shall recall after.

From the beginning, you made me smile,
Accepted me, without any trial.
Never judged or jumped to conclusions,
Exciting friendship; random infusions.

I cannot ask, for anything more,
So many things, I simply adore.
Hope this birthday never ends,
In my heart, time transcends.

No more fake I.D, you’re legal to go clubbing at last,
All the worry of getting in, left in the past.
So Happy 18th Birthday, my special friend,
Good times await us, just round the bend.