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~ Tobu is a young African ****** American who enjoys rap music. He's really β€œdown” with it. Von Hikkoi (pronounced HICK coy) is an aspiring gender-insignificant rapper who's just β€œrapping to live.” The movie opens with their impromptu meeting in a men's room at Texaco in Toledo, etc., etc.
Β Β β€œAlthough I can't recommend this film to white women under 300 pounds, I give ****** Munch Club a rating of 2 ***** catheter tubes, 6 du-rags & 1 gel enema.”
"Where's my pillow?" I asked the woman of 56. ~ "Here," she said, "use this bag of rocks." ~ I drew my gun and got a regular pillow.
(Dog **** is a sustainable, low carbon foot print alternative to houses made of monkey ****.) ~ β€œI see that you have no nose. What happened?” ~ β€œIn a crazy hospital mishap, it was amputated.” ~ β€œWhat's it like living in a house made of dog ****?” ~ β€œWhat? Oh, my God! They told me it was stucco!!!”
You pump my pumped ***** lovingly with your pumpin' love stick
in our ripped Coleman tent when the thickset air is so thickly thick,
before I shave my furriest under-parts with your razor-sharp Schick,
in the days when I traded baths for a hollow promise & a moist lick
If you do not follow the script the script-writer will have to **** you
He will play the lonely broad-hating nut, but really it will be a coup
as unborn infants, burdensome babes, America β€œrighteously” aborts
Fear not witches as aborticide is a mother's right invented by courts
The fiction is that the impregnation of our women needs no cohorts
as it's the natural law law of land, that bench law inevitably distorts
Photography elongates legs & entirely removes battle scars & warts
Chickies 9-heads tall prove truth in advertisin' ain't what it purports
The ropy trails spanning blue horizons ain't what the media reports,
Query not Jax aerosolized army tanker jets 'cause T.V. offers sports
Most of the stuff Sam's Walmart peddles is ****** ***** imports,
as China builds factories in Wyoming, who'll be manning the forts?
Respectful people used to refer to constipation as being out of sorts
the Moon is made more alive
by the waves
in ponds.

not unlike You.

whose beauty is held captive
momentarily
in every reflective surface,
whose fingerprints leave ichor
love letters
and a laugh like a forest fire.

i am bewitched. Lunacy.
yet it's a sad fate.

as it is impossible to attain
the Moon.

*Not unlike You.
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