I have itchy feet and my trainer says it is diabetes and I need to cut down on sugar
But I have been finding it hard because sugar is in everything
And I don't want to be mr perfect you see I just want to be me as I feel great when I exercise in this group but when I relax I feel my feet going itchy
And it could be diabetes and I want to learn but every time I say the word learn my head gets itchy hearing dudes call me a woosey
I want to learn of how many people suffer from itchy feet
And whether it is a sign from diabetes
I remember dad used to scratch his feet when he was watching tv and I seem to do it when I feel like a puny person you know I can't get out of my trap
I would like to know of how many people suffer from itchy feet in a demon way ya know
Demons coming down to attack your feet giving you tinnea or diabetes or anything else
When I read I hear voices in my head saying brian is a woosey brian is a woosey and my head underneath my hair becomes very itchy and I take my medication and I feel it calming my body but I feel my body getting itchy

have found a polite way to

I have found a polite way to say I love you even if I don't really mean it
I have found a polite way to tell you to ******* when you constantly bug me at my place of work, and that is treat him like an employee and then sack him, that'll work
I have found a polite way to tell someone that their weird without making them get upset
I have found a polite way to say to a right wing party that their policies stink by saying, you guys are a bunch of total perfectionists, who care nothing for the little guys
I have found a polite way to tell someone that they aren't the right sort of friend for me by saying, please mate, I need to broaden my horizons, so can you leave my perfect world buddy
I have found a polite way to tell my boss that I am resigning and that is I really don't want this place of employment, it's not really my cup of tea
I have found a polite way tell someone in a bar to stop bugging me by asking them nicely to please leave me alone and if that doesn't work then leave the bar saying if people aren't going to be nice to me here, I ain't going to come here
I have found a polite way to call someone a young bludger by telling them that they are as lazy as you were when you were their age
I find polite ways to say anything because I value my
Life too much to be hurt people's feelings, I am really cool, man

he hooligans feet




you see the hooligans are trapping me down and down, making me feel, i am too shy

to be like anyone cool, and i don’t want this to happen, the reality is, my feet have fungus

but it could be the hooligans trapping me, making me believe that i8 will never be a family person

ever again, and another thing too, the fungus is building up on my feet, here is a song

the hooligans have trapped my feet hooray hooray

yeah they have trapped my feet hooray hooray

you see the hooligans have trapped me down, like i have been ******* by a terrorist, yeah

and i feel like i am hooligan forever and forever amen, oh lord

you see the hooligan is me back then, the me who wanted to destroy the world

by taking each boy away, so they couldn’t find a girl, my lord

you see i said ha ha ha, you oldies are going down

you see i am a mean dude, who needs to break away

and this hooligan stays in my body till i am too old for ***

yeah, the hooligans will hassle me, like my old pal rex

you see, how this hooligan will hassle me, by ripping the shyness out of me

i want the hooligan out of my body, but it’s so fucken hard

i want it out i want it out, but really i am too filthy yeah

i am hearing blackboards ghost my mate, ya see my previous life who was beheaded

and i remember being killed by a strange man named fred

well, him, he was crazy, but so am i

i hate everyone saying i am CRAZY, it drives me nuts

i hear these voices, saying come to the other side

and be my friend, yeah mate yeah, this would be the coolest thing

just like me, the coolest thing

and the hooligans have his legs tied and his arms tied

and every time he walks, his feet will be planted on the floor

like he has been trapped forever and ever amen

you see i was trying to be a hooligan to show my family that they are so shy

you see, keeping my legs planted on the floor, is to say, i am a cool kid

and i was protecting myself from the bad spirits

ya see if i tied myself up, or pushed my feet to the ground

i can tease my family forever

but this could turn nasty as some actual hooligans rob me, by saying your not a hooligan, mate

in a really angry voice, and i don’t want to rob banks or steal cars, no that ain’t for me

please don’t make me rob banks, i hate that kind of life

cause i close my eyes, and draw back the curtain to see for certain a budweiser beer

and all young people got drunk with me, yeah, how about you take your beer

and get the **** right out of here

you see i don’t know for sure if my feet are itchy, because i feel my hooligan coming back to me

or is it just, the fact that i am too nice for the real world, and the hooligans keep me in, young dude heaven, to protect me

with a clash of drums, a flash of light, my itchy feet became hooligan feet

i was floating off to darkness, please leave me alone

and i saw my dad, drinking a methane smoothie, that i left there for him to tip all over me

hey baby ooh yeah hey, i want to know if this hooligan will kidnap simon

hey baby ooh yeah hey i want to know if this hooligan will kidnap simon

you see brian allan is a family person, who doesn’t wanna rob banks cause they are bad

i know they are poor, and i know they are having heaps of problems, but hey baby ooh yeah, hey

i want to know if the hooligan will kidnap simon

you see people are treating me like a hooligan, i don’t want to be a hooligan

i am a family person, who has a lot of fun, yeah

why don’t these so called families leave me alone

you see, they are treating me like a hooligan, all because i was shyer than the so called teasing families

i am a family person, more so than them, i hate the hooligans trying to trap me under the families

so they can ask me to rob banks, I DON’T WANT TO ROB BANKS, I HATE EVERYONE TEASING ME

I AM NOT A HOOLIGAN, REALLY, I AM A FAMILY PERSON, WHO HAS, itchy hooligan feet

BECAUSE I MADE A MISTAKE IN LIFE

hi dudes



i think my creativity is the key for me looking and staying young, i know what i am about to say sounds

negative, but i believe that i will never ever work at common ground, only because of what happened in

1990 with the kid and 2004 with the cat, you see i am still scared of going to the psych ward, after what

happened in 2013, , you see every time i get myself together, in the work front, something bad happens

even, being famous, i have got a lot of youtube views, and i want to make future posts, but i my mind of helping

people or being famous is very delusional, i want to be given a go, on TV, but it’s mighty hard for the little people

such as me, i realise i might have ****** people off, in some emails, but, it’s because, i want more out of life rather

than being a mentally ill ****** to be stuck in the psych ward, i hate the psych ward, i am watching prisoner to learn

how to keep myself out of the psych ward, i hear too many voices for the work at common ground and i really want

to work through my voices in ART and WRITING, i know i have designed a few buildings and sports grounds

you see i hear voices from patrick, because i am feeling my little young dude/hooligan coming back to me to

show me how bad i felt being treated like a little young dude, the main reason why i fought dad, because i drew

a triangular shape with a stick stabbing through the centre, dad hated it, i wrote on my arm kidnap 11 year old boys

and my carer was very upset, i do want to help the poor, but my past looks like will be against it, and i want to

fight my way to the top, not literally, but i feel i am fighting my way to the top with art and writing, you can’t do everything

and really i am feeling my shy man/hooligan trying to turn me into a weird man, and i don’t wanna look weird

i want to be fit, and healthy, and i want rupert murdoch and tony abbott to give their fortunes to help the poor people out

because if my situation was different, i would be a philanthropist, but i am not rich, but i still give, i want to have constant reminders

in my next life, to make sure poor people are well looked after, like, i see my world coming to life with common ground,

i look like i inspired it, because so many people are willing to help it, i want to still be a youtube entertainer, but i might be

a bit delusional there as well, expecting ellen will ring me up, or home and away will let me whack alf stewart with the belt

because he was an army guy, but i was sick back then, i appreciate the help mental health have given me, ya know chances

to be famous, i just worry  about being kidnapped by people i want to help because that is helping, by placing yourself in harms way

i would like to work on my art, and if anything, i would like a few pictures i have to brighten up the people’s day at common ground and

i am unsure of how to do that, my mind isn’t really into doing courses for jobs, i know i need to do a food hygiene course, i won’t get a job

at common ground unless you can give my entertaining delusion a go, but still that might still require a work with venerable person check

and really i want the voices to stop but while i still have voices saying, that i am still a little young baby young dude ringing around in my head,

it might be hard to work with venerable people, because the voices are driving me nuts, I WANT THEM TO STOP, and i can’t work at common ground

with voices like these, i can ignore the voices reading a poem on 2xx, because the voices will fade as i read, and the only job i could do in the famous world

is probably be one of the writers because my brain is too intense, and it can make me insane, insane in the membraiin insane in the brain

i feel like yelling like a schizophrenic, and just imagine me working with venerable people with these voices, i hear

everyone wanting to go to bed, but because they don’t want to muck with me in going to bed groups they sit up saying your like mrs allan, brian

and as i went to bed, the image of my old school chum pat is sitting up all night, and the image is plastered in my head and despite how much fun

i have staying up all night, it doesn’t work for me doing my art, so i am prepared to battle these demons and go to bed at 12.00, but i am not like

canary though, going to bed before midnight, where i can turn into a pumpkin, some woman doesn’t want me to film her kids and that is why i

don’t put many videos on youtube, i want to learn how to post legally, but i feel some videos are put on with me under delusions, posting on youtiube

like that, isn’t worth it, if i am always watching my back, but i still want to read my poems on youtube, i am learning more than people who are trained

to help does, but i don’t want to help like that, i find it hard with my voices to wait for videos of performances to load up, and i felt better when i did my

own stuff, the medication is making me shake a bit, and though there is nothing wrong with what i was doing on youtube to me, i am going back to

posting videos of myself reading stories and poems, cause i feel as naughty as a hooligan, and that ain’t brian allan’s style, maybe in my next life

i can be a proper youtube entertainer for awards, and i just sit there doing my tapestry watching sport like a guy over the internet, but i swill never

be too woosey for the computer world, because i feel like a naughty hooligan, and i upset my family a lot without meaning too and i don’t want to

upset my fans, and i know i have fans, i check my views, god your a fool brian, i hear the MEN say, i don’t want to go back to LEAD either, because

they teased me like how you tease a freaking hooligan, i am not a hooligan i am a real family person, and i am 45 years old, i shouldn’t behave like

a kid who needs discipline for the rest of my life, i don’t want mental illness, i like to be a success story

I have got a little robbers kid foot
I’ve got a little robbers kid foot
You see I stole money from a cool man
But then I look down at my foot
I see it looks like a robber is teasing it
Yes that is what I feel like
That I feel like a robbers kid at my foot
The nails are looking shiny
And my knees have moo cows at the front and the ships at the back
And some could think it looking young
But it is going down to our robbers kid feet
And when a robber robs a bank
I laugh at him because I have robbers kid feet
You see
My toenails are shiny
My moo cows are shiny
My ships are shiny
My legs are shiny
My face is laughing loudly at the robber
But overall I have oh yeah
Little robbers kid feet
You see I was teasing the robbers making them feel bad looking at my
Robbers kid foot
Jesus said I want to be normal
With my little robbers kid feet
I am not shy I am a silly old dude
With my little robbers kid feet
I am the coolest dude in Canberra
And I like having fun
With my little robbers kid feet
I hate robbers they show no respect
For other dudes with robbers kid feet
I am not getting robbed
Because I have little robbers kid feet
And I do

i have got to be careful



you see when i go out at night

everybody’s picking on me

and making me feel like an idiot, i hate that

and other young dudes

are teasing me heavily and horribly

as i enter the fucken mall

i hate that all so ****** much

it fucken drives me round the bend

i have got to be

i have got to be fucken careful

i don’t really want to get robbed on the street

because i wanna have so much fun

you see i had friends that say

we don’t like you anymore

and i hear that all the time, oh yeah

it’s enough to make you fucken sick, yeah

and i wanna get these thoughts right out of my fucken head

you see, it’s hard to understand, why kids are saying not me

that i am still a little baby kid

i like being updated with the world

oh yeah, that is just me

but

i have got to be

i have got to be fucken careful

you see i have thoughts that

people will abduct me now

i have got to be

i have got to be

i8 have got to be fucken careful

i don’t really want to get

robbed on the street

be careful youth of today

You see when I told my trainer that I was on drugs,well that is what he thought and what I was saying is
That if you feel like taking drugs
You write the problem in your brain out of you as opposed to taking them
Because taking drugs is wrong
You see I want to work
So I must take the negative energy from my brain and be positive about
Getting work
I must talk about working the 8 hour week and try and negotiate with the boss and if o can’t do that I negotiate with the people I see on the days where they want me to work
You see I don’t want to give up my art
And I don’t want to give up bowling
And I don’t want to tell him
That I am writing my problems out of me especially if I want them to help me find work
I need to answer the questions good
And professionally especially if I want to go to the next step in my life
I have to make myself look respectable
And I have to look well-groomed
I can’t slurl my speech
I need to be heard
I ain’t really into being like that
Well, I want to look nice
But if the job is a cleaner or a gardener I can’t see the point
But I don’t really want to be a gardener just a cleaner or bus boy
I do want to work
And I want to tell them I do art
But not if people are forcing me to
Sell it for profit at a low paid booth
No I do want to hold a solo exhibition
Where if I sold something it’ll be cool
But not at trash and treasure
My art is not my trash
I want to make good money for them
If I are to get rid of them
I have to be professional when I talk to the personnel group
Because I want to work

You see I hear voices of families drifting away, as I sit and sipped my water, every part of my life is fading away
Because I am being cool oh yeah
I know cool isn’t what men do
But overall I really was real cool
The voices of hooligans arise
From the north
Leaving me in my own
For what it’s worth
Sometimes I feel like a teenager
Sometimes I feel like a loner
But I sip my water being thinking about cool stuff like the exercise I did this morning
I want the world to think about me of being a part of society
Ya know, I write and people read and that makes me happy
Though it would be good or great if that to go touring reading my poems
I have written over 1000 poems and I feel real cool
It sure gives me something to think about as I sip my water
I am cool
I think about all the bad things that could happen if I look like a bully but I am not a bully I am a family guy who really loves life

Hi my name is Brian Allan
I have a problem
Which is
It is a simple fact that
I have a hard time saying no
It started when I was a kid
A ******* asked me for my lunch
And me being too afraid to say no
Just gave it to him
Maybe I was scared
Or maybe it was a problem I had
Then when I entered Canberra
I was being bugged into giving
People money and if I didn’t
They say they won’t be my friend
Also someone gave me a fruit box
They said drink it
I did and they laughed
Because they said I drank *****
I was worried but I didn’t know how
To stand up to them
Despite my father and brother showing me
Then I wanted to do things
Like play sport hiking in the bush
Social interactions with my peers
I joined RAiD basketball and AMF bowling
The d of e award scheme
Go to the mall to eat donuts
And drink coke etc
I ignored the people asking for money
But after school it all happened again
I was being forced to throw
Beer cans on the Catholic school roof
I was going out after I finished watching nightly television to the nite clubs
And the girls wanted me to dance with them
One guy asked me to duck his *****
And my voices said
Was it nice
I was ever so upset that I didn’t
Speak up for myself I followed
Him to the mall
I was constantly losing and gaining weight
But I rejoined bowling
And I was being forced to play with a Down syndrome girl
But she was nice
Better than being an old fogie
And away from my old crow carers
Who were telling me I was wrong
Saying I am too stupid to do what
I wanted to do
Even my local dentist tried to teach me
Right from wrong
With COKE
People were teasing me on the street
Bothering me for money
And pushing me to believe in Jesus
That was a hard thing to say no to
Because my mum was a believer
And I had another carer who
Was a Christian and had his own
Beliefs and he made me feel
All my beliefs were wrong
I was always saying to him
I am a Buddhist I believe in reincarnation
And then another carer came
And tried to get mr back
Into believing what I did
I told him
I am a Buddhist and I believe in reincarnation
I WENT CRAZY!!!!!
I wanted to get people to respect
Me on my beliefs
Problem is I was still dropping
And putting on weight
And I was forced to join
Define fitness
Where I had a trainer
Who was forcing me to
Eat foods I didn’t like
Do things I didn’t want to do
Go out and be the adult I didn’t want
To be
There were some good points
But the point is
I was too afraid to stand up to him
If I stood up to people in my life
I would have been a normal person
Now I want to do things my way
Even if I tried to speak up for me
Yo mum and dad but the wrong
Way
I just can’t say NO to people
I wish I could

I know I was wrong despite my intentions being good
I know I shouldn't have gone to the Easter Day at Edison park in Woden because despite me loving Easter fun it still was wrong and I looked like a strange phedsphile taking photos as ****** images
I wasn't doing that but it was a private party and I wasn't invited but at that stage in my life I was ******* with Canberra not having an Easter parade and I wanted this particular parade to be the Easter parade I was looking for
And I had to leave there because I was being inappropriate and I don't want that for myself and I went to school fetes to catch the mood of local concerts here but I was yelling at my voices and people thought I was being weird and
I was enjoying the fetes but it is a part of the school and I am not related to anyone at that school despite me enjoying the concert but I am being a tad inappropriate for turning up there and I turned up there because I was going through a stage where I liked family events and I was getting very obsessed but I enjoyed the Tuggeranong street party about 4-5 years ago because I was letting my hormones out when the dancing girls came out
Really this is quite normal and
If they hold a street party anyone should be invited to it
Or anyone should go to it
And in my eyes I wasn't being inappropriate there that was fun
And the Tuggeranong community festival is fun also
They have bands on stage as well as rides for the kids and stage activities for the older dudes but I should not take photos unless I am using it on Facebook but that will be to show the world what Canberra do to get people into the party spirit and I like the nara candle festival because they have a candle garden as well as music
And I enjoy the delicious foods they have to offer
There is nothing wrong with going to carols by candlelight at schools and on ovals as long as you don't take photos because. You will feel like a hooligan who needs a break in Hollywood
You see I was wanting to get into Hollywood and that made me practice on the street and kids were telling me they don't like me anymore at least that is what my voices were saying
You see I wanted to get closer to the people in charge of the event and publicise their event
But that can be a tad inappropriate as well, you see I am a poor adult who didn't get what he wants and I wanted to be famous so bad I would do anything even if it Seems to be inappropriate and I became popular at the poetry slam as well as the Belconnen arts centre doing plays and reading my poems and having fun and I read the poems at the mish mash variety night where I did the blokes 12 days of Christmas
And one thing I did that really cheesed people off is sending my stories on various email addresses, I was doing that to one day be noticed for what I do be noticed as a writer and an artist as well as a YouTube entertainer but I have gone to realise that doing that can lose you a lot of mates and it will be bad for my reputation
Whether I am a writer and an artist and a YouTube entertainer
The whole world prefers to just hear it the right way rather than
Sending email after email to everyone in the world
I never got a positive response doing it that way, so I stopped
I remember being told to stop taking photos at the Gungahlin Christmas party and I got very excited that people were nice to me but I wish to hell I never committed that crime back then
Because I am getting sick of being told off by security guards you see I went to the carols in the domain in Sydney and I was writing Poems about the day and just last year they told me I wasn't welcome there
And that really ****** me off
Because all I was doing last time was writing poetry about the day and I went on two holidays to Adelaide to see the Christmas parade and I intend to go there again  because it was very enterteining
I just wish Canberra did things like that but dad said it was the money they can't afford to have big parades in Canberra
But they do have the multi cultural festival and that is pretty cool and now I am doing art classes and I am trying to get into writing but people say my stories ain't family friendly
But I must write these stories because it helps the future of the world and I don't want to not go to any future family event whether it is the carols or the Candle festival
I keep having flashbacks of 2000 when my parents were watching the Olympics and I went to the pool and this young boy asked me to buy him a pack of smokes and I bought him a pack of smokes much to the store owners dismay and
He called me a ***** and the boy was laughing and I wished
That young dudes would stop using me as bait to do their ***** work because they seem to take pride in my suffering
Like the future ***** they are
You see there is nothing wrong with what I used to do but I don't want to get teased like that the kid had the problem not me
You see I am a man who needs to be given a break by these young dudes
You see I feel hurt that people want to ask me in my silly stage to buy me a pack of smokes and take pride in the man calling me a ***** and I feel that I need a break and go to family events and enjoy the concerts
Rather than people a subject to get teased by *******
There is nothing wrong with what I used to do
It is the others that have the problem
I am a real family person



Sent from my iPhone

you see i had problems with my electricity

it seemed to be pulled right out

i shouldn’t worry and i don’t worry

but it could’ve been one of the neighbours

getting sick of me yelling, i know it seemed stupid

and why would they, but i hate the fact of blaming them

it might have well as been another electricity man

but if it was someone teasing me, i say won’t you stop

PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP TEASING LIKE THAT

it’s illegal it’s very illegal, please don’t tamper with my electricity

because if i catch them, i will call the police

i am not like lyle, i am like myself, i hate people teasing me

i made mistakes and i know i am being treated like steph from neighbours

but i just didn’t want to talk to those people who sat down on the seat near my house

i haven’t any reason to talk to them, they have problems

but if they pulled my electricity cable, it will upset me a lot, LEAVE ME ALONE

for i am a family person, who is being treated like a weird person

i have mental issues and i don’t know how to get rid of it

but the big fat rich ***** of my past, want to tease me till the day i die

i don’t really want that, i would appreciate it if the teasing would stop

i have problems but not half as bad as the problems the person who tampered with my electricity

i know i am not strong, but i don’t deserve crap teasing like this

so, you don’t have to talk to me, just stop planning to tease me

i don’t think i am a hooligan, no, i am a fun loving guy who loves life a lot

i want to do my youtube shows and not worry about being told i was too woosey to be a computer nerd

but i would like to see the people who say that and say pull their electricity cable out to see how they like it

but it won’t be me, because i am a nice person, but not cowardly nice, i want to enjoy my computer,

PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP TEASING LIKE THAT

i feel that dad is pushing the Australian into me, by buzzing flies in my face

to protect me from those awful teasers of my past

i always was a cool dude, and i always had a lot of fun

i preferred to go to the movies or to the water park or go to the footy

rather than muck around hearing nerds say, have you been behaving

but that is a sign of not really being in trouble, i don’t believe in being a tough kid

but i hated being treated like a bad person all because i yell in the street

i yelled to stop the voices, and i told them to leave me alone

PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP TEASING LIKE THAT

i am too nicer person to be treated like this, true or not

I AM NICE I AM NICE I AM A VERY NICE PERSON, DUDE

don’t mess with my electricity, because dudes, i deserve praise for doing writing and art and not teasing

I know I was mental,,but not anymore



You see I did and said some stupid things
Back when I was a kid, especially when
My friends treated me like an adult
And I threw it back in their faces
I didn't want to have these thoughts, ya know
It was my previous life trauma
Of me being kidnapped and killed
Back in 1960, and I never respected
My friends back then, you see they
Tried to get me away from the gutter
But I seemed to want to stay there
I wanted to kidnap myself and drag people
Down with me, and believe me I am fucken suffering
For what I said, I didn't want to say all that
I had this worry that I will find Steven Bradley's next life
And he was going to punnish me real bad
Like get me to take drugs, or god knows what else
I told my friend who tried to help me
That me and him should be kidnapped together
And since then, he started saying, no your not
A family person, neh, don't muck with him
Like you used to muck with him because
He needs to realise what he did to me
I tried to help him, I didn't want to drag myself down
With him, and kids, if he acts differently from the rest
Of the crowd, stop him and say, you aren't like us
Then I get the voice that rings in my head
Saying, no, I am not a cool kid, in fact I am a yeah mate yeah kid
I am trying to get on with my life
Without the frustration of looking after friends who want to drag me down
Anyway,,I am trying to get on with my life
Without any frustration either, I want to exercise
As well as be fit, and try to forget about all the crap that I said
And wash it right out of my cotton picking thoughts
But I still hear this friends voice saying, that I am not a kid
But what he means is, he only believes that men drink beer like a bogan
And I want to put my past behind me and move on too
And believing men just drink beer, doesn't do that for me
I just want to keep my mind fit
And not stress about anything that might have made people feel awful in my past

gotta eat an egg roll

gotta see an egg roll

baby make it ****** roll

yeah it sounds so cool

i like an egg roll

for my breakfast dude

i would try an egg roll

yeah, how cools that, dude

you see if i ate an egg roll

my taste would smell like a chicken pen

and i go out to collect the eggs

i am thinking of making my egg roll

i want to see an egg roll

i will put egg custard in my glass

and add some ***** in it

cause that is what ***** is for

it is to make an egg roll

a beautiful tasty yummy chewey egg roll

i want to have an egg roll

i really want an egg roll

to put it in my gob with a cup of coffee or tea or drinks for me

you see i wanna have an egg roll

a super tasty egg roll

you see my egg roll can be filled with bacon

and it can be a smoking’, i’m not joking

i just want my tasty egg roll, with bacon

am watching vlogs on YouTube
Yeah mate
I am sitting doing my tapestry
Yeah mate
I am having fun better than you
Yeah mate
I am happy with what I put on YouTube
Yeah mate
I am cool every day
Yeah mate
I love life every day
Yeah mate
I don’t feel tired at all
Yeah mate
I am ready to party
Yeah mate
I am ready to get wasted
Yeah mate
I am the coolest dude in this city
Yeah mate
I am positive
Yeah mate
I am not negative
Yeah mate
Cool man eat my shorts
Yeah mate

i liked when patrick jumped in the pool by climbing on the stairs then falling

like a cool boy does, dad never liked that, dad isn’t a cool boy, he is a boring man

who wants to keep his sons in line, i liked teasing dad by drinking my beer

and by copying patrick in the pool, i never really liked my parents way

hated when dad looked at me to try and get patrick to stop cause he is wrecking the pool

i was thinking, neh, i ain’t an old fogie like my dad is

i told dad i was a hooligan because i was teasing his ****** discipline that he showed us

you see i hated when mum splashed me with the hose, just for copying patrick

i was missing patrick, and i wanted to jump in the pool, like a cool boy does

like i was teasing dad like a cool boy does to an old fogie like him

i can’t say i agreed with dad and mums discipline, cause i don’t

they were treating me like a hooligan, so i told dad, i was a hooligan

i don’t want to **** people off, but dad was a crazy old digger

you see all my life i wanted to be on dads side, i thought by fighting him

he would respect me even more, but i liked patrick better

like jumping in the pool about 12 times, making dad jitter, i liked that

i can’t say to you, i liked dads discipline, because that’ll be a lie

i just hope that through death, dad would be able to calm his spirit through betty campbell

no person wants to hear their dad saying, your like me and mummy mate

and that is why i really gave dad a mighty hard time

dad wanted to fight the young dudes with me, i never wanted to fight the young dudes

i liked the young dudes, you see dad told me to respect him, why can’t he fucken respect me

respect that i didn’t want him looking at me when young dudes played around

patrick was a good mate to me, better than lyle, and way better than dad

i am sorry i am harsh, but dad never really looked as if he cared

he just wanted to be this great big old fogie

you see i was never trying to be a old digger, i liked the idea of being a young dude

i liked teasing dad, i had fun teasing dad, and i hated how dad treated me like an adult, nobody wants to be

you see patrick was having fun jumping in and out of the pool

and brian nash doesn’t have a pool of his own, so i let him swim in mine, much to the dismay of dad, the great big old fogie

and i liked having that dude bring in the sound system to play his loud music in my lounge room

much to the dismay of dad and the crazy adults, thank christ they are all dead, i can do what i want

but i don’t believe in killing anyone though, it’s just that dad never understood i wanted to be a young dude, well it’s too late now

dad is now betty campbell, and i hope she suffers like i did under dad

i thought dad was seeing my way, when i invited him over, but dad was just being fatherly

which was alright, but i would’ve preferred if he was willing to change a little

because to me, he was an old stick in the mud

dad wasn’t a family person, but i was a family person, i don’t want to get fought

but dad really needed to understand his kids a lot more

i don’t want dads voice dead or alive in my head when i make a decision on how i live my life

saying, i will never make it big, i hated lyle doing it, and i hate dad doing it

my brother and patrick helped me get through my young days

dad tried, but dad kept living in the past of my outburst, he never learnt about the reason of the outbursts

because i liked the young dudes saying stay up all night

i was a nice kid, dad never understood that

I love Aussie rules
I support the Sydney swans
And I like other interstate teams
As well as Melbourne and Carlton
I like watching family vlogs
They add a bit of happiness
Into a very great day
I like doing tapestries
I like drawing too
I like 80s music
Because it brings me back to my youth
I like parades such as Christmas
Halloween 4th of July and thanksgiving
I like watching heavy metal
Concerts on YouTube
It is pretty rad
I like Apple computers
Very easy to use
I like watching tv like home and away and neighbours and 800 words and the good doctor
And more
I like exercise keeping pretty fit
I like watching Christmas concerts on tv or being there
I like going to the cosmos in my sleep to muck with people who are dead and some alive
I like to live my life
To the full my old son
But most of all I like my mum
For looking after me when the pressure was on

I like Patrick, he was my best friend
He booted me up the backside
He took me to concerts and we went to the footy
Yeah it was a cool party we had
We ate junk food together
And ate chips and coke
It was fun for us
He was a happy person and loved life just like me
Yes we were very much kindred spirits
You see we joked around together and talked for a while
About our other mate
Yes it was fun teasing him
But he got mental and started to be a bully in his town
And now nobody likes him
Patrick was nice and as we talked oh yeah
We were two loud men
Being cool, yeah
Partying all night as we should do
He gave me his jimmy Barnes albums only to have them being taken
I hated that I really wanted
To be Patrick’s friend till death day
But not in voices, in the real world
Patrick was a very cool friend
We watched all together now e street and music shows
And listened to heavy metal records and tapes
So, how cool was Patrick as a friend yes, I think of him when I party, yes I will remember the positive attitude

Stanley belaban was a happy boy who lived in New York and born in New York in 1936
He played little league baseball for his local school and he enjoyed swimming in the local Bronx swimming pool, and Stanley was a very popular kid in his school where he had 5 main best mates who were really good for him and every thanksgiving Stanley would walk down to the Macy's thanksgiving day parade
As well as really enjoying trick or treating at Halloween where he got bullied a bit by the rougher kids who were mucking around and Stanley really enjoyed being in his baseball team where he had a dream to play for the New York Yankees
Which is parents were very sure that it would be nice if he does
And Stanley also walked around the streets looking at all the sites of Broadway and Stanley really enjoyed doing that especially with his parents
And the bronx swimming pool
Was his favourite summer spot
You see Stanley won a lot of swimming medals in various swimming carnivals and Stanley
Participated in 20 different swimming carnivals where he won many medals and this made Stanley very happy
Stanley sang away in a manger at the bronx's carols by candlelight as well as being santa's little helper in santa's arrival where he helped sing jingle bells and Santa Claus is coming to town and after that
Stanley said merry Christmas everybody you see very much like me Stanley baraban really loved the holiday season and sports and as Stanley was staring at all of his baseball trophies saying I am popular
But then came one day in 1947
A pack of bull terriers were let loose in the Bronx and Stanley was very excited about appearing in his 3rd ever teams event where he was destined to win a medal but then Stanley's parents went into the swimming pool unaware of what happens next and suddenly the pack of bull terriers mauled young Stanley leaving him when he was dead and then the dogs went over to attack the police officer who was there to make the day safe and this was a sad day for the Barabans as Stanley was mauled by this pack of dogs and each dog was put down but still Stanley was missed by family and friends
And that is why I am scared of dogs in this life because I was Stanley baraban way back then
Well, there could be many reasons like the liking of parades and the holiday season
Everyone in the Bronx missed stanleys lovely smile at every holiday event and he was very sadly missed and now I live in Canberra remembering all my previous lives like this one
I still jump when I see a dog

Today guys I weighed myself
And boy was the result great
My weight was 111 kg
A loss of 8 kg
My old weight was 119 kg
My original weight was 186 kg
But that is just a distant thing
Never again
I look and feel great
I exercise and I am on a diet
And now I am getting closer to
Reaching my ideal weight
And I feel like a million dollars
But a loss of 8 kg is ever so awesome dudes
I run and walk do starjumps go on bike and many other exercises
No pain no gain
And I am dropping it off you can tell in my look
I seem to be shrinking
To the weight I want
Awesome

At the end of July I started a new diet where I was eating steak plus 1/2 orange and turkey steaks and sweet potato and 3 ounces of orange juice and mince with red peppers and baby spinach and chicken stock and baby carrots and Greek yoghurt and in the morning I had 3 egg omelette with red peppers and baby spinach and baby carrots and 10 almonds and on the omelette days I have 3 ounces of cranberry juice and I have another 3 ounces of cranberry juice with my dinner and I combined that with exercise and
I did this every day and about 2 month after doing the diet my weight was before the diet 145 kg and after the first month my weight is 136 kg, which is a loss of 9 kilos,this makes me feel really good and I have no reason why I couldn’t do better next month but I am getting more energy, like when I was eating junk food my body was slow and tired and now I feel very fit with heaps of energy to do my exercise and write my stories and do my artwork
Mind you I had to give up all the junk food that I love, and despite people around me eating fattening foods, I had to stick to my diet and if I was going out I take it with me
But I feel great that I lost 9 kg in the last month, it makes me feel positive and gives me more will power to work hard next month
Cool man! I lost another 9 kilos of my weight

I lost my mind
I really lost my mind
In 2013 which was the year
Where I went to the psych ward and I totally lost my mind
I wish my mind was there
But I can't find it
I lost it
I wish I can get it back
And ask them for a piece of my mind to create inner peace
To cut a long story short
I lost my mind totally
Please dear Buddha
Can you find my mind
Please I must find it
Help get me out of this blasted cage
The cage which has my mind hanging from the roof
I sing to cut a long story short
I lost my mind
And I still haven't found it
I must find it
I really must find my mind
Which I lost on the road to nowhere


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I love Australia it looks fine to me   mate


You see Australia is very cool
There are a lot of fun things to do here
You can go down to Sydney"s beaches
Like Bondi, Manly or even Coogee
You can see if you can run faster
Than the best at city 2 surf
It puts Sydney on the Australian map
And we also have our great sporting games
Like cricket, tennis, AFL and the two rugby codes
If you go to the USA, you'll see so many parades
They have for christmas
While we just have one main parade
Which is from Adelaide, and that is really good
You get at glimpse of the past with come on Aussie come on
Sydney started a great Santa race, where you run
A marathon dressed in a Santa suit
And it was brought to Canberra
And it was very successful too
There are two televised Christmas carols
From Sydney's domain and Melbourne's Meyer music bowl
Yes, if you see the great ocean road and then have a look
At the grampians, you will have a great time
And there are some great surf carnivals on various beaches here
Showing that footy and cricket, is not all we have
We love to drink, sometimes too much
But we are out to have a good time
A ball, we are ready to party this Australia day
Australian sons, oh let us rejoice
But we need to include women too
Australians all let us rejoice
With Tony Abbott wanting to destroy us
AS OUR BELOVED PRIME MINISTER OH YEAH A HEAP
We are aussie through and through
So when we go our on Australa day
We watch the fireworks, yes we are having a big ball of fun
In the country of Australia

I love Australia it looks fine to me   mate


You see Australia is very cool
There are a lot of fun things to do here
You can go down to Sydney"s beaches
Like Bondi, Manly or even Coogee
You can see if you can run faster
Than the best at city 2 surf
It puts Sydney on the Australian map
And we also have our great sporting games
Like cricket, tennis, AFL and the two rugby codes
If you go to the USA, you'll see so many parades
They have for christmas
While we just have one main parade
Which is from Adelaide, and that is really good
You get at glimpse of the past with come on Aussie come on
Sydney started a great Santa race, where you run
A marathon dressed in a Santa suit
And it was brought to Canberra
And it was very successful too
There are two televised Christmas carols
From Sydney's domain and Melbourne's Meyer music bowl
Yes, if you see the great ocean road and then have a look
At the grampians, you will have a great time
And there are some great surf carnivals on various beaches here
Showing that footy and cricket, is not all we have
We love to drink, sometimes too much
But we are out to have a good time
A ball, we are ready to party this Australia day
Australian sons, oh let us rejoice
But we need to include women too
Australians all let us rejoice
With Tony Abbott wanting to destroy us
TOO BAD JULIA AND KEVIN WEREN’T ANY MATCH BUT
We are aussie through and through
So when we go our on Australa day
We watch the fireworks, yes we are having a big ball of fun
In the country of Australia

I love Christmas it makes me nice
I like thinking about eating chocolate icing
On a magnum so sweet
Very very nice
Some are wrong others are right
I like partying on Christmas
To every carol I know
Like rocking and the Christmas tree
Jingle bells and let it snow
It is a loving life day for the calendar to have
But sometimes if you want to
You could have a bartered sav
Come on Christmas
Really really good ya see
Then you go home and
Put up the Christmas tree
Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi
You say it to celebrate an Aussie Xmas
To every girl and boy
Oh yeah it is to say
Have yourself a merry Christmas Day

My dad, my good old dad
I liked that he went swimming about 3 mornings a week
And he made appointments with the doctor and dentist to make sure that he was in good nick
Also he went for walks in and around the streets on his suburb
And the other suburbs
He went to Sydney a few times with mum, where they had a wonderful time
As far as eating goes
He never piled his plate with food
I don’t think he liked desserts that much but if he ate it he would eat slowly
He went out the back and
Did his exercises which kept him fit
He went to the Belconnen mall with his mates from teaching
And the kids treated him like
One of the other students in a way
He liked to play war games
But he hardly got addicted
The computer was his favourite thing
He said computers will take over from television one day
He liked some treats like a box
Of roses chocolates he only had one or two a day I mean one simple chocolate not the whole box
He had a claret with his meal
Only one glass
At the club he will have a beer
Not like a ***** though
You know how if you go to the club and you see senior citizens
Having a meal together
That was mum and dad
He liked cricket and loved science fiction
He showed me how to look at the football scores on my iPhone he was great
He had a heart problem but
That never stopped him
He was a very good father
And grandfather and i loved him
He didn’t like gardening but he dug the weeds out of the cracks in the cement he saw the google maps people one day and said
He was actually working
He was thin, he kept himself regular, so why did he die in the pool at the age of 76, maybe his next life wanted him to unleash his kid

School camps were good
We went to lots of camps
Camp sturt, with the YMCA
And me and my brother
Were the only kids who had
Their parents with them
Hiking, canoeing, indoor activities, abseiling and rock climbing which me and my brother
Weren’t interested in doing it
We did skits where we showed our creative side
Arts and crafts as well as learning
How to skin a snake
We learnt how to pump water from the river
Because river water was unsafe to drink
And we went to birtisgai where we did
All sorts of fun stuff and it was fun
We also went to innebarnya we we learnt more about survival and we went to mount Kosciusko where we went for trips around the snowy
And I did the d of e award scheme where
We did meals on wheels, where we delivered meals to the old people in Canberra we also went hiking in Michelago with the Marist boys run by brother Kevin  st Clare’s and Miricci girls and the Woden school as well, which was my school
And we cooked on the open fire and slept on the hard wooden floor and we sang songs in the truck and the main song was eye of the tiger
By survivor I got teased by Peter roe as well as Rosa and Jennifer who were jealous my family
And I really wanted to love my life in the country side

I love the love of Easter
Everybody hanging around
But not with the virus
Social distancing is still goes down
But we still have the famous Easter bunny
And we still have the truth with Jesus
We still have chocolate eggs and bunnies
We still have plenty of old geezers
Believing that they were Jesus who died on the cross for us
And they sing songs of worship
Songs of worship
Jesus is the man who created this day
And god made heaven to get rid of your sins
Every day Jesus is getting closer
To rising from the dead
Bringing happiness to this world, mate
Yes it is a happy day
Eggs and bunnies along the way
Come on Jesus show us who is better
And that is every one of you
Ok dudes party on
Say goodbye to the old on Friday
Welcoming the new on Sunday
And gather your housemates round
For a coronavirus Easter party
Where everybody parties all day and night long
Happy Easter happy Easter
Yes it is a HAPPY DAY
Very happy for everyone around
Happy Easter

I like Jesus
I like Jesus
Jesus is a hero of reincarnation mate
I like Jesus
Praise me to Jesus
Oh yeah he rocks
He brings people to think that
The world ain’t too bad
Just come back to life
Jesus is cool
Jesus is cool
He will bring your soul to another womb
Jesus is cool
Everyone is Jesus’s friend
Everyone is Jesus’s friend
He brought me back from getting kidnapped and killed in 1960
To a happy healthy life today
I want to learn
I want to learn
I want to learn the truth about
How I could be a normal kid
Well sometimes I find it hard
I just wanted to party
I just wanted to party
I brought my coke to church
With mum because I wanted to party
I like Jesus
I like Jesus
Jesus can make peace of your tragic previous lives
I like Jesus
They say Jesus died for us
And maybe it could be true
But there is still death and rebirth in the world
Jesus died for us
I believe someone in the world is Jesus
I believe someone in the world is Jesus
Maybe the person is a politician or a footy star who helps people
I believe someone in the world is Jesus
There is no messiah
It is all a myth
If there was people wouldn’t be dying one life and being born the next
Reincarnation is the truth
I like Jesus
Jesus is a hero to us all

Aussie Aussie Aussie
I am a fair dinkum a Aussie
And I love life every day
I hate this panic shopping
I think it is ****** stupid
That isn’t loving life
I hate this ****** virus
It is trappers (the devil)’s
Way of stopping us
But I love how people
Are taking to social media
To spread love to this great big world
We need to find a cure or a vaccine
For the caronavirus
To make us all love life
I am an Aussie Aussie Aussie
I am a fair dinkum a Aussie
And every day I love life
The shops are taking desperate measures to keep the stock lasting longer
But it causes frustration amongst
All sorts of shoppers
And it doesn’t make them learn
I love the footy and I still want to cheer them on
In these hard times
So if you want to rid this virus
So Aussie Aussie Aussie
Fair dinkum a Aussie
I love I live my
I love life every day
I live my life in every way

I am a fine man
I love life everyday
And people come from miles around to love life with me
You see we laugh and joke around yeah and party every day
From the great days of January
February march April and May
You see I party with the young dudes and I party with the poor
If a rich snob wants to party with me I will throw him out the door
Man how much I love life
And everything in it yeah mate yeah I like television and art and crafts and writing silly songs
I love life when I hear the Big Ben chime out ding **** ****
I am a fine Person I love life every day
And as I get up from my sleeping bed I feel like a big party
I watch television that really makes people understand how good they are
Whether you drive a big truck
A motorbike and a nice motor car
When I watch music shows
I learn how to really
Love life
They get down and party party
Just like Johnny O'keefe and Jimmy Barnes David Campbell
And the great gazoo
I love life a lot of the time
I want to have fun oh yeah oh yeah and that is what I do

i am young and i am cool

i break no golden rule

i am a nice family person

who hates being judged

you see i am a very gentle person

i don’t do much fighting

and i will never swear at kiddies

because they are vulnerable

i went out to the carols last night

and one family left early, like the squareheads that they are

they probably were tired, but singing carols seems so fun

i am not a hooligan, i am a family person, baby

and i am a nice person to everyone

it’s not my fault if people are boring enough to leave a party early

you see i prefer to stay to the finish, who cares what the oldies say

they go home, and they go to bed, well, that is not for me

i hate people saying i am not a nice person

but that was online, they are just losers, ya see, i don’t ****** care

i like quietly singing carols, yeah that sounds so rad

rather than watch the other families leave before the show is over

i prefer the family life, better than the hooligan life. like mucking family for yeah mate yeah kids

and going home like the squares that they are

i am no square, i don;t believe in being square

i am the coolest dude in canberra, and a great family person, oh yeah

i know i say stuff online which only squareheads get offended

but i am still a cool young dude who loves to have a bit of fun

i am not a hooligan, i am not a square, i am not a man who loves to sticky stare

i wish people would leave me alone, and let me be the family person that i am

i hate being a hooligan, they are angry moherfuckers

loser loser, na nanni na na  loser loser na nanni na na

i am not a loser, a loser is someone who doesn’t care for other people

i care for what i say, to other people, i am a nice person

who loves to do art, and write and go to carols events and sing carols

i don’t like old mates in my head saying i want to be a hooligan

especially when i want to be a family person anyway

i want to relax with the cool crowd, cause that is what i am

you see i am not getting teased or fought, for i am a family person

that all the young dudes want to muck around with

and that’s the truth

I love teddy bears
I think they a kinda cute
They have their big heads
And their arms and legs
You cuddle them in bed
You cuddle them when you are blue
Yes the teddy bears are very very cute
You dream that you and your teddy are flying to the party in the sky like with bourbon and coke and beer and wine
And honey for your teddy
You see teddy bears are very very cute
They sit on the bed waiting
For you to go there
And then you relax
And you cuddle your teddy good
He enjoyed the honey
That he had for his meal
After I take my meds
I go straight to my bed
Where my little teddy bear
Is waiting to be kissed
Then you nod off to dreamy land where the cool kids are
Yes it’s time to party hardy
Right till morning time
Just cuddle your teddy bear

I love the feel of Christmas
People being nice to one another
Having fun eating top foods
And drinking expensive drinks
Opening Christmas presents
Going to Christmas parties
Getting drunk at them
Watching concerts on tv
Keeping an eye on cricket and baseball scores
Singing carols very loudly
So everyone can hear
Then your mother drags out the roast your father drags out the beer
Yes it is a great time to celebrate all over the world
In the USA it is white
And you can go skiing
And build snowmen and more great things to mention
In Australia it is summer
Swimming in the pool
Sun baking in the sun
Getting drunk on beer
Waltzing Matilda
Christmas is coming
With Santa saying
Give me room for me to put the presents oh yeah
Beer beer beer
No no no
Life life life
Christmas time is loving life
Oh yeah it is fun

I like halloween parties
I like to have some fun
But I never get to have
Parties like that
Because I don’t work
I would think it would be fun
And dressing up can be fun
And drinking red cordial punch
With Lolly snakes as worms  
Really makes it so Devine
I don’t want to be alone
But I am too old to have ***
I don’t want people thinking I want ***
Very hard to believe
I had ****** thoughts in 2013
I was sexually frustrated so I went to the psych ward
But when I was in there
I was telling everyone
I wanted to put my artwork on the walls
To brighten up the place a bit
And I wanted to help in the celebrations
Of parties for Xmas Halloween and Easter
And I would be dressed up as the Easter bunny
Yes I think that will be so cool
I know they are kids holidays
But it will be ****** fun oh yeah
Just good food and drinks but no beer
Because alcohol sounds so bad
I would like to have a lot of fun
And dress up as people you know
Put a devil mask on
And a coloured wig and ****
And a pitch fork to say
LET’S PARTY

The Easter parade isn’t on
But you can imagine oh yeah
You can imagine clowns
And bunnies and chickens
And great marching bands
You could see the Easter bunny
Delivers the eggs
You could see the good ship lollipop
Floating on the river
With Eggbert and Peter rabbit
Running on the road
The crowd are a cheering
A cheering the crowd are a cheering
Everywhere around
The bunnies are saying
Let’s party with eggs
Let’s party with lollies
Let’s party with water
To clean yourself out
Oh yeah it is Easter yeah
Party on at Easter yeah
Jesus died for us on Good Friday
Came back to life on Easter Sunday
Just for us

but he wanted more, so he bought tickets for him to go to the sydney-fremantle grand final, so he can

cheer them on his their way, you see tommy felt liked at the footy club, despite him never strapping on a boot

so he felt he could say anything to anyone and not have to deal with the consequences, so he started to

argue with this collingwood supporter, who really gave tommy heaps, and tommy said, you are a worthless

nobody, and your team is ****, so ******* away from me, for you see i am the local bbq man, i do it every year

and i want you to treat me good, because it’s good that i do that, yeah, but the lady said, who gives a hoot

on who or what you are, you are causing me ****, ya know and i am going to bash you up, and i will, don’t you worry, hey

you see after that she left to watch the footy in the bar, to get away from tommy cause he talks ****, and this really hyped tommy up

and made him cheer loud for sydney sydney sydney oi oi oi , sydney sydney sydney oi oi oi , and this made the people behind tommy

mad and started to get rowdy, and one guy wanted to lay into tommy saying, you can’t help people, you are a lying *******

who is looking up at your dead cat, who is making you alright, and then from out of the blue, tommy’s friend from the bbq came over

to him and sat in the seat and said, tommy you deserve credit, ya know, much better seats than these, how about next year we give you

better seats, and tommy said, are you sure i deserve it, i only do the bbq, mate, and they said, **** yeah, oh **** yeah, you work very hard

every day you come, and we feel like making youn a life time member of the swans, because that is your favourite team, isn’t it

tommy was ever so happy, and jumped for ****** joy, and said, i love sydney, and i hope they win, boy would i think that is cool

you see tommy went to the toilet and came back to his seat and got a big surprise, you see suddenly all his mates from the club he did

the bbq for were there to cheer him on, one man gave him a swans clock, another gave him a few champagne flutes filled with champagne

and another gave him a million dollars, so he can travel around the world, tommy thanked them for his presents, and then went over to

the toilet block, and there was ernie pallet who had a better surprise for him, you see tommy was amazed and tommy was happy too

tommy felt like giving tommy a very big hug, you see tommy was given a very big hug, by adam goods, because of what tommy was talking about

aboriginal rights, man that sounds so right, and adam gave him $4,000,000 to put into his account for when he grew older, this will make him happier

oh yeah, mate ****** yeah, so at the end of the game sydney won and all tommy’s friends amazingly disappeared along with all the gifts, which made

tommy look up and look down, and everywhere around but no gifts in sight, and another thing, it wasn’t the grand final, either it was round ****** 12

and he was at the game between sydney and collingwood missing an all important bbq, and instead of saying he is good, they lefty awful curse words

on his mobile phone, saying he let them down, what a ****** of an imagination i have

Oh those big bad family people are teasing me, I don’t know, how will I cope
I am sitting in my house, saying to the world, that those big bad family people are teasing me
I say to them that I am a hooligan and fucken leave me alone and then I fall down deep in my chair with a can of vb saying please save my hooligan from the big bad family people’s
Tease and I feel like having another can of beer watching the mighty giants beat the hopeless Carlton and I feel the big bad family people are teasing and treating my hooligan like dirt saying ha ha ha ha ha you are now one of us
I prefer to be one of you hooligans than a ****** family person, doing everything yeah mate yeah
You see I know I never have *** and I never sit with my family
Sometimes I do but I feel just desserts being a hooligan being teased by the big bad family people
I play outside at night while the families  go to bed
I stay up late as opposed to going to bed early with the family people and I know I am a hooligan being teased by the big bad family people and they are holding me hostage with imaginary duct tape and plenty of rope, I try and scare family people from being hooligans so I can terrorise the street
Because I am a hooligan being teased by the big bad family people


Sent from my iPhone

It is time for your birthday
Let’s rock and roll yeah
It is time for your birthday
Time to party
Opening all your presents
How cool
Getting down to every groove
Not knowing what you are getting dude
I hope I get something good oh yeah
Partying is right partying is fun
Go to the club to get down and say party on for uncle ray
I love movement I live for life
I never get in any strife
Oh yeah oh yeah party on party on
Partying is fun for your mate Ron
People called me bron back then
Drinking scotch on the rocks
With bourbon oh yeah
I want everyone to say to me
That I am cool oh yeah I am cool
I don’t believe in being negative
I remain positive in every part of my life
I am cool I am cool
Better than you
I am cool
I will party with the cool dudes
Yes I will

i am a young dude

a very cool young dude

i am happy all the time

then a bully came up to me

and said

i will take your young dude away

you see i go to the movies

and i see a flick that is grand

and then this bully came up to me and said

i will take your young dude

i don’t want that for i am cool, man

the coolest dude in the world

i said you can’t take my young dude away

because you are a spas

i am a young dude

a cool young dude

i love life oh yes i do

then this bully came up to me

and took my young dude away

i love life oh yes i do yeah

i will party like a young dude does

sure i might be disabled

but i am better than this bully

oh yeseree

i might be a spaz i might be a geek

or even a dweeb

but no bully in their right mind

will ever take my young dude away

In this area all you need to, mate is protect your area by walking up and down
And if anyone came into it you punch them, you buy yourself a six pack of beer and a few packs of smokes and play cool for all the yeah mate yeah kids (nerdy kids) and pounce on the kids who are too scared to go home, you see you wear your heavy metal t-shirt and old stone-wash jeans and protect your area so no fool enters and if they do you punch them and kick them and rob them for all their money and if anybody ****** with you, you give them a punch in the grind and if you bring it to the mall, the manager will kick you out and say, listen hrrr you little squirt the best thing to do is don’t mess with me. I am a big man, which means big muscles and big mind, I think I would like to bash you up, I am going to bash you up mainly because you came in my area and I don’t like when people come into my area I show them who’s boss, even the older men who came into my area because some of them are pardophiles I knock them out too and I have big mates or strong mates to help me protect my area in the way I want, and when we go to the footy we protect our area so we don’t get arrested by the cops and go to the pub to show people who is boss, whilst enjoying a beer and looking down on any **** who ******* with you and as I protect my area, if anybody tried to take me I will punch them so hard and whilst nothing is happening you walk up and down your area protecting it as you go, the mall, sports games, clubs, and protecting kids at schools and at home, come into any of these areas and I will knock ya flat and if I write this people who protect their areas with their big strong muscles say you aren’t protecting your area, I say yes I am
I am big I have big mates and I have big muscles
I just want to protect my area from **** bags like you, I am not shy, mate

I’m not like you
I’m not like you
I’m not like you
You see someone who liked a lot
Used to sit on me doing a tickle torture
Even the girls liked him for doing that to me
Kids wanted to fight me
And take me to the footy
And punch me in the arm
People teased me
When I tease him back
He threatened me
What was his problem
I am not like him
I’m not like you
I’m not like you
I’m not like you
I am a nice person
I don’t deserve this crap
That you are dishing out
People squabbled with me
And never going to STOP
I didn’t want to play footy
Despite me loving to watch it now
Because I was scared of being bashed up
They were different for me
Than all the other people
I don’t want this happening to me
But I felt I wasn’t tough enough
But I am the toughest man in the universe
But I never told any of this to teachers
Or parents because I was scared
And I played footy in the front yard
With commentators as well
And my school chums teased me for it
Thinking it isn’t normal to be a regular kid
But I felt awful
I am not like you
I am not like you
I am not like you
You meaning is I am normal
I am cool
I am nice
A tad shy
But then people used to ask for money
And cigarettes and ****
It was hard to except all of this
I wanted to make a difference
I worked at vinnies
I played Santa at vinnies
I did the bbq at the Belconnen magpies
None of this I do now
But I was really making a difference
I don’t want to contact JESUS
I don’t believe in that crap
I find out a lot of them
Are the next line of bullies
You can’t be buddhists if you want to reform
You need to have faith in Jesus and god
You must be a Christian to be like us
I am not like you
I am not like you
I am not like you
I know there are much better answers than Jesus mate
I find it is the next chapter of bullying
Sorry, but I don’t get a lot of good things
In Christianity
I ain’t like them
I am not like you
Just my own person
I am not better than anyone
But I have a SMART mind
To realise nobody has the answers
I have been bullied my whole life
I was trying to talk to an old friend
And he said if you leave this note
of paper under this door
I will give you $20
I told him to get LOST
And never ring me up again
He was a Christian
I am not like you
I am not like you
I am not like you

I want to find out what is happening
So I can improve this world
But I don’t want to find out people I know and sort of liked going to gaol
For something so horrible
I know my late father knew what was going on but he refused to tell me
In the case it will make me CRAZY
Thinking I could look into homes to see what is going on
I know a man who says he could read body language
And now he’s in gaol
I know he believes that
But he is CRAZY and WEIRD
I know I was never inspiring when I was with him but I wasn’t into his style
Everybody wanted me back then to party so I did
Cause if I didn’t I would be square
But I knew no better
So I partied
And boy did I party
The internet say a mate of mine
Was lonely and sad
But that made him very very bad
He never saw it but really did love life
I want to exercise to have fun
But just normal so I can enjoy everyday life
Not have pains in my movement
I think about myself doing bad things
When I was younger and I know
Now I will never groom the young
Please Buddha help anyone who is suffering
Especially the poor children
Getting groomed online

atheana is working on removing my teeth

you see i went to the dentist this morning

and there was a problem, i was having a stabbing pain

right in my gum and the dentist enlisted athena’s help

in the healing of the infection, he gave me cephalexin

to be taken every 12 hours, till finished and i have been

advised to see a doctor if i feel giddy, they took an x-ray on my teeth

and i need another denture, as the teeth have to be pulled out

when i say athena helps, not in the magical way, no i mean

athena gives dentists and doctors help in healing, and will put

the patient under sedation, so the work can be done, athena will help you

whether you believe it or not, my consulton for the dental work is next tuesday

at 3.30pm, and i enlisted dads help in the cosmos to make sure i will help mum

with the payment, like paying $40 a fortnight, so she isn’t out of pocket, because

i don’t really want to blame dads death on not having help with my dental work done

i hope i get these teeth out as soon as i can, the right way, with athena’s help

it’s interesting to know if the NDIS, could give funding for dental treatment among other things

the coke i have been drinking, has been cosmically putting the gas into my mouth, and gets rid

of evil  from my brain, and this infection is apart of the evil, which was in my brain, you see when

i used to smile, i looked like i was giving the evil YEAH, like a few of my school friends

and that is when i was blackbeard the pirate, and i have to have the evil out of me from those days

i will need more dentures, i will help pay for it, with the help of the cosmos,

ATHENA, HELP ME

you see there are problems in the world, but having patrick dunbar and greame thornes

previous life pattern, in my buddha cycle, like having thoughts of going out feeling like kids were playing games

with you, first of all, they will plant all these rats and feral cats and angry dogs, attempting to attack you

at every turn, and also back then when my place was messy, there were rats and dogs just walking in my

parents laundry, and it made me have problems cleaning my house, and i wondered why we saw rats and feral cats

and my cat muscles was also turning feral and i wanted to calm him down, and i started having my hooligans visions

coming when i went out, when i saw kids laughing or screaming in a drain in wanniassa, and this made me feel bad

i told the messiah about it, and he hated it as well, thinking, someone put the kids down there, and then i heard my

mate patrick, say, i am not mucking with the crazy person, because i was getting his clean mind giving me all sorts of delusions

making me feel, he was poisoning my mind with all these delusions like, muscles is the dingo that killed azaria, you see

i was battling my delusions, ya know, having a hard time, with a mate who hated what rupert murdoch was doing to this world

and i was wanting foxtel, but i seriously couldn’t afford, because rupert murdoch had the prices go too high, and when i had

foxtel, i remember i was in dilusion land, ya know, thinking i was getting a private jet to fly to the USA, to volunteer at a major league baseball match

and another thing too, i felt i was given USA TV, because, my delusions were putting the AFL, on the sunday night, and there was

a USAFL match, on there as well, and, i was having a great time doing volunteer work on the street, at the footy, i loved that, and i did

volunteer work at vinnies, i liked that, and i liked playing santa claus too, but i don’t do that now, i picked up all this ******* outside kingsley’s

and i got honoured for that, and i helped cook the meals at the rainbow, i loved that, but nowadays they turned it into a course, and i liked the

idea of giving the mentally ill people a good meal, and i worked at the softball field, in the 2003 masters games, and i cleared tables as well

as other jobs to do around there, i also worked at the kanga cup soccer, but i hated the last day, when they made us do crowd control, not my forte

and because my house was messy, my parents just went mmmm mmmmmm mmmmm, and this drove me crazy, i don’t want to miss out on opportunities

just because my house is untidy, i tried and cleaned my house, the best as i could, but i was hearing voices, you must help here, you must help there

you must help everywhere, the men will talk to me, if i helped people, and i loved when a man said to to me, your doing a good job, mate, and i liked

when men said, keeping busy, mate, and when i said yes, they said good, good, and when i said hello to dad, dad just did a sigh old hi, saying, i was only

like him if i cleaned my house, and yes, i know it’s important to clean my house, so i have a cleaner come Monday mornings, but, i wish there were opportunities

out there, where i can show off my novels to important people, i don’t want any cats anymore, one reason, i can’t look after a cat very well, and i could see lots of

rats and mice in my flat, and i am scared of rats and mice, because of the disease factor, and animals to me, i find, could send me to the psych ward

i know cleaning my house is important, and getting rid of rodents, is a way to clean, you see, lately i say, i got to help the poor, every time i see a poor man

give him money, cause i am not a rich *****, and i am not, and i spend money to try and give me things, i like computers, i was using the computer as a place

to display all my previous life and current life anger, but dad looked at my stories, as not very nice, but i was expressing where my anger is coming from

i want to have novels written and ideas pushed over to television, now i don’t want a cat anymore, or a dog or a mouse or a rat, i prefer to keep myself from

buying any sort of animal, because every time i am asked to do something,like take care of a cat, i go crazy, and i get cranky, cause i haven’t got a perfect life

because my parents have twisted m thoughts around in my head, if i had someone to live with, or moved to another city, with the same services, i will feel good

about myself, because i would still get the cleaning done as well have carers and i need a job, i need a job, i want to show people how to write their problems out of them

i hate being treated like a girl from bay watch, getting kidnapped by old good mates because they fucken agree with parents ruling over their kids and i don’t

because i am going to get what i want and i am not aiming too high,my stories are good enough and even this story, please leave me alone, i want the perfect life

i crave the perfect life, and as long as i don’t buy a cat, i am fine

The end of another instalment of this little battle of teasing dad


I am trying to tell everyone I am cool and dad says you see still getting teased, even if you if you say that
You can handle people ditching me, but the natural fact I ditched him in a way, you see I wanted to make new friends and the friend I came in with just nicked off home leaving me to party all night at the firehouse, cause I thought doing that was cool, I realise that when you drink alcohol you sometimes feel a little shy as you listen to the music that sounds a bit sad but you bounce back up when they play a fast song like La Bamba gets played you start getting down and party down really hard and even if you down real hard, and I also think they treat me like a real cool dude and some men said I was a great ugly snout and I decided to say it too dad, but that was just the start of the little instalment of teasing dad, because he sort of concentrates on trying to keep his family safe, which is cool, and I love him for it, but I want him to realise that I did it to be closer with people my own age so I could avoid being treated like real old fogie when they pass away, cause I want my brother to have a good life and I want him to sort of not be shy to be a man., even if or goes against everything he believes in because we aren't invincible and I don't want him to be treated like me really, or try and do what he wanted to mainly because you can't change the past but I want his daughters to love him for the person he is, and I know that they are saying I am not a young dude for the way I used to act but I don't want the family to say to Chris that they finally got rid of hue yeah mate yeah kid, cause sometimes in life you have to do things you don't wanna do to gain respect, I got teased but I still enjoyed myself
But this another instalment of teasing dad, I want Chris to leave the old fogies on their own big, but I am doing that anyway, but that is another chapter in the saga, I don't want to be like dad to a tease but I ain't shy because I was really cool when I was young


Sent from my iPhone

You see I party
And I have a lot of fun
With friends
With people who I like
Who aren’t friends
And I party on Jupiter
With all my chums
I get drunk
I say to god that he doesn’t exist
Even if he does
You see I like country music
Slim dusty
Johnny cash
Travis Collins
Blake Shelton
Kenny Rogers
Troy Cassar Daley
Lee kernaghan
Tanya kernaghan
I bring them to Jupiter
And we all have a BIG party
Maybe a bit of ***
But I am a ******
Never had it
Never want it
But I ain’t against it
NEVER
You see *** can produce a baby
A beautiful little baby
And if people want kids
Do it
You only in a way live once
I know we have many lives
But you only live once in this life
So have a bit of fun
And get down and PARTY
And let your future lives
Take care of themselves
So have kids
Because your next life
You will be a kid again
And you have to fight your way up
All over again
HAVE *** make babies
Have fun
And when it is time
To go, just look back at your family
You know a lot of people
Don’t get that
So have fun dudes

you see i party in front of my box

while all the good folk are cleaning for the *****

you see i clean when i want to, and there is nothing wrong with that

all the ***** are teasing cause they wanna push me back

just a few more hours of listening to the cool band kiss

where you have a few hours trying to clean your house

oh yeah i party, like brian the cool person does

i am not ***** like the rich ***** are

i wanna rock and roll all night and party every day

the ***** only party when they have approval by the big power of attorney

just a few more hours, before this concert is over

and maybe i will tidy up, but it’s always clean when it needs to be clean

party party party let’s fucken have a party dude

and rock and roll all night and party every day

oooooohjhjhhhh black diamond

you see i am a poor man, never gets what i want

from the big fat rich arrogant ****

i believe in loving life, even if people tease me

cause brian the cool person can handle anything

you see i hate those rich conservative *****

they don’t care for us poor people at all

i say i need money, the ***** say, here is a ball

you see i hate those ***** all so much

they don’t care for that we’re poor

as i said they will just give us a fucken  ball and tease us, saying play with it

I party with a bottle of coke
And I party hardy won't starty

Ya see as it hers closer to Christmas ya/ see
You see it's the time to get down and  really party
With corn chips and salsa
And a beautiful wine
And then head off to the pub to
Drink the painters turpentine
Yeah that is poison
Oh yeah ok yeah
Partying is the fun we have
Oh yeah mate oh yeah
I am family person who has a lot
Of fun yeah and I will throw a snowball at you
And you will say ahhh ****** choo
Oh yeah the party is on
It is on for young and old
And I am not old no fear no way
I am a young dude
Cause I like bring young
Young and having a lot if fun
Eating a lot of egg feel young
To make my hormones jump up on edge yeah the party is oh so
Stop treating me like a nerd
I know there is nothing wrong
With my kind of fun
So if you can't except it
Bite ya ***
Cause I party on with my coke
And I get really hyped up and I say
Party party party
You see everyone parties
And that is fine with me
O dance a jig
And I will be a grotty pig
Cause I love partying with my ice cold can of coke
I like partying and being creative
Except me ****
For I am nice


Sent from my iPhone

i party i party

every single day

i get my coke and beer my friend

yeah it’s rather grand

after that, i’ll grab a jack daniels

and yeah, i will drink it down ya ****** bet

i party with my coke mate

yeah, it’s fucken, rad

you see i knew person who invented beer

it was a lady don’t ya know

but her recipe was stolen by crooks

but in hindsight it is fine because that lady invented beer

and allowing crooks to steal her recipe

it shows, she isn’t a rich arrogant ****, she was a poor lady doing it tough

ya see i party i party

with coca cola, the drink, my medicine along with paracetamol and fluoride

it helps athena heal my teeth, athena is coooool, man

i party i party yeah i party every day with athena looking after my teeth, DUDES

THE COSMIC-AFTERLIFE TENPIN BOWLING TOURNAMENT, PLAYED ON MY IPHONE BOWLING GAME



ROUND 1




GIANT KILLERS                  119     171      123           413            0 WINS 3 LOSSES      O POINTS GAME AND SERIES    TOTAL OF 0 PTS
COSMOS KINGS                 136     185      147           468            3  WINS O LOSSES    6 PTS GAME 3 POINTS SERIES TOTAL OF 9 PTS



ROUGH RATS                      113     151      154           418             2  WINS 1 LOSS         4 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES  TOTAL OF 7 PTS
OLD STYLE REBELS           138     134      142           414            1 WIN 2 LOSSES        2 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 2 PTS




COWBOYS                           142      125     186           453             1 WIN 2 LOSSES        2 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 5 PTS
RED DEVILS                         168      168       89           425             2 WINS 1 LOSS          4 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 4 PTS





PURPLE ALIENS                  131      122     156           409             1 WIN 2 LOSSES         2 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 2 PTS
ATHENA & CRONUS             144      140     131          415             2 WINS 1 LOSS           4 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 7 PTS




ALBERT  WALDRON              120      130     175          425            2 WINS 1 LOSS              4 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 7 PTS
RELIGIOUS MUMMIES           110      135     129          374            1 WIN 2 LOSSES           2 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 2 PTS






LADDER AFTER ROUND 1



                                                   RP   GW SW GL SL    FOR   AGA       PTS



COSMOS KINGS                        1       3      1    0    0     468     413          9
ALBERT WALDRON                   1       2       1   1    0     425     374          7
ROUGH RATS                             1      2       1   1    0     418      414         7
ATHENA & CRONUS                   1      2       1   1    0     415      409         7
COWBOYS                                   1     1       1    2   0      453      425        5
RED DEVILS                                 1     2       0    1   1      425      453        4
OLD STYLE REBELS                   1      1       0    2   1     414       418       2
PURPLE ALIENS                          1      1       0    2   1     409       415       2
RELIGIOUS MUMMIES                 1      1      0    2    1     374      425       2
GIANT KILLERS                             1      0     0    3     1     413      468      0