Toilet paper toilet paper
Why do people in this time
Feel the need to stock up on toilet paper
What is the point of stocking up on toilet paper
That just proves there are a lot of ***** done in a day
People are buying 5 packs of 12 toilet paper, they must have diarrhoea or something
I personally think it is stupid
They say I gotta wipe my ***
About 56 times a day
**** me dead
If you want to have enough toilet paper in a week
STOP FUCKEN EATING
Because I don’t see the connection
With the carrona virus and toilet paper
People are just scared or stupid
Well, they are more stupid
Saying toilet paper toilet paper
We gotta have enough toilet paper
Gotta wipe me ***
Gotta make sure we don’t use our hands discusting
They are also trying to stock up on medications
Mainly a junkies thing though
The carrona virus hits me
Gotta have a Panadol
Or nurefen or Sudafed
Why the **** do people convert into being junkies
People sitting in the mall
Enjoying a high calorie lunch
With 17 undescribed medicine and 6 12 pack toilet rolls
The carrona virus can’t get us
What a bunch of crap
No, those people are news-scared junkies and drug junkies
When I say news-scared
I mean they hear we need toilet paper
So we buy six 12 packs of toilet paper
We are free from any virus
That comes our way
Athena doesn’t heal you if you be a ****** so why do they do it
I am in pain they say
I am in pain
No
They are not in pain
They are junkies and news-scared
Personally I had to buy paper towels to replace toilet paper
Hopefully that works
****** junkies

Back in the day when I was a kid
I seemed to like young people more than the. Adults
I thought they were cooler
I thought I was cool
I didn’t want my mum and dad to ruin it for me
I liked my friends more because
They went to the sports events with me
And we danced at school socials
And we camped out in the backyard
My friends didn’t feel the same way
They liked adults and young people equally
You see I have visions of my mucking
With young people instead of adults
Might be the cause of my delusions
Like might have forced my mind to go crazy in 2004 and 2013, because after the event of the police coming to my house in 2004 after the cat incident
The young people of my past said to me we don’t like you anymore mate
You see I loved cartoon shows
My parents didn’t but the young people did
I liked partying and acting like a clot
My parents hated it
And young people mucked with me
I thought church was for nerds
Because young people I respected told me so
My parents said I should do what I want
I agree now
I didn’t really want to wear suits
Because I will be treated like a nerd
But my parents thought I would look good in it
I drank beer and ate chips
Cause the voices of my friends were urging me on
My parents hated it
I used to fight them for that
I have no idea why I did that
I thought I was uncool looking back at it
I only liked music that my friends liked
And anything my parents liked was crap, I feel different about that now
Because the music my parents listened to was music from their era
Just like me
I wanted to go to the clubs and dance
And get drunk
While my parents were worried sick
I expected my parents to cook for me
Cause the young people told me too
I am different now
And all that could be the reason
I pass out during exercise and when I get up from my chair and why I get really fat, I need to face my fears of being like the adults and grow up
If I pass out I need to just relax and sit down

I liked Patrick Enright
We used to party a lot
At home listening to heavy metal
And at the raiders
Cheering them on
You see Patrick Enright
Was a really cool friend
We saw jimmy barnes together
And we partied on New Year’s Eve 1989 and I got totally ******
So much in fact I had to go back
To pats house to sleep
Because I didn’t want my family to
See me like that
Thinking at the time, that they were fun police
We watched e street and Patrick
Like the character called CJ
Patrick never put a foot wrong
But I did and I missed the atmosphere
I had when I was having fun with Patrick
I miss Patrick because he was a fun guy

Go Canberra capitals
You won the 2019/20 flag
Go Canberra capitals
You won back to back
You won the match 71-68
The flyers don’t know what hit em
Go Canberra capitals
You won on your home court
You kicked ***, you ****** well did
You gave your hats to the Aussie hoops juniors
And then held up the cup
And the crowd was cheering our name from the first half where we were losing to the second half where we won
Go Caps go caps we won the flag
It was great and superb yes
Canberra Canberra Canberra
Oi oi oi
Canberra are the champions oh yeah
Afterwards they will celebrate oh yeah
Congratulations congratulations
Well done capitals you won back to back flags again
Don’t stop us now
We won the flag yeah
Yes we’re having a ball
Don’t stop us now
We are the best team Canberra has by far
Moving our bodies around the court
Don’t stop us now
Cause after winning we are having a good time
Right now
Go Caps go caps go caps go
2019/20 was Canberra’s season
Congratulations and celebrations

Captured in the psych ward



Today Ron was busy when a former personal trainer/strongman was admitted into the ward, his name was Benjamin Parker and Ron was wondering why he would groom young girls online and Ben said
I felt lonely and bored and a tad sad and I always had people tease me when I was young, and Ron said is that a perfect reason to groom a child online and Ben said I wanted to one day to have kids and I never was in a good relationship with and Ron said
You do know that it was wrong for you to do that and I think you have a psychosis problem which abilify could help in making you show remorse
And whilst Ron was talking Ben was texting his best client saying you need to keep up your exercise and Ron said you know you won’t get your job back
Because you will never be able to work with vonerable people and Ben said GET ****** I am not giving up my life because some quack told me too and Ron went on his break and went to his cafe to talk to his friends and without saying his name he said this former strongman/personal trainer is getting crankier and crankier with him because I want to help him and they said what did he do and Ron said groom a child online and they said that is awful and Ron went back to the ward to prepare the abilify and epplim to get his mind totally clear and then Ron said to Ben you will be in here for as long as it takes for you to get better, you know talk about what you did and realise you were wrong and Ben said well, my mum loves me and so does my dad and my family have my back, I want to have a girlfriend but the only girls for me are online and Ron said yes, but it is wrong what you did, I need to understand why you did it
Facebook and messenger can be dangerous ways to meet the opposite *** especially when you could be risking your life or freedom, ever thought of going to the pub or meeting place rather than online
Because you were talking to these girls for a very long time and I ain’t happy with the information you gave me and then Ben said I like kids
They are cute, they are sexier than adults because kids listen to my training tips and adults don’t, well, some do but they are the nice ones
But I thought that kid really understood me and I understood her and when I asked to meet her she got all fucken defensive and I know this is wrong but she wanted it I can tell
And Ron said ok, I will start you on the pills, and let me know if you get anymore thoughts and Ben said ok
But I ain’t finished with you, you see I was visioning a **** young wife who could give me plenty of children and Ron said that girls father wanted to punch you, and you are in here for your own protection and Ron clocked off and bought a pizza and went home to watch the AFLW hoping his fave team wins

I want to find out what is happening
So I can improve this world
But I don’t want to find out people I know and sort of liked going to gaol
For something so horrible
I know my late father knew what was going on but he refused to tell me
In the case it will make me CRAZY
Thinking I could look into homes to see what is going on
I know a man who says he could read body language
And now he’s in gaol
I know he believes that
But he is CRAZY and WEIRD
I know I was never inspiring when I was with him but I wasn’t into his style
Everybody wanted me back then to party so I did
Cause if I didn’t I would be square
But I knew no better
So I partied
And boy did I party
The internet say a mate of mine
Was lonely and sad
But that made him very very bad
He never saw it but really did love life
I want to exercise to have fun
But just normal so I can enjoy everyday life
Not have pains in my movement
I think about myself doing bad things
When I was younger and I know
Now I will never groom the young
Please Buddha help anyone who is suffering
Especially the poor children
Getting groomed online

I just want to sit there and think about things
All sorts of things just think about them
Like thinking about bad things happening to people
And good things happening to people
Bad things happening to good people
And good things happening to bad people
And people you know being locked up
For something you could never imagine they’ll do
Thinking about why they put crap on tv and why I need Netflix to build it up
I just want to sit here and just think about things
All sorts of things
Just think about them
Thinking about online scammers
Trying to scam my friends
Thinking about everything that is going on in the world
Some are bad and some are good
Thinking about bad people trying
To kidnap me and I know if they did
They will go to gaol
Thinking about supposingly good people asking you to do something wrong and if you said no
They won’t be your friend
You see it is hard but you have to have your faith to give you answers
To make you want to think about things
All sorts of things
Just think about them

We must help you
We must help you
Because what you did was terrible
And you need our help
I know you as a personal trainer
But you groomed children online
You said you were bored and lonely
Well you are a nut case ya know
You see it is terrible what you did
Especially when you said I need discipline
You are the one who needs discipline
Especially if you thought this was good
You are an online predator
You need medication to stop your urges
Especially if you think being bored and lonely is a good reason
I don’t want to judge him
But what he did was terrible ya know
And no amount of jail time
Will make what you did a good thing
But I want him to get the help he needs so he could get better
We must help you
We must help you
Because you need help after what you did

It is party time at the gay and lesbian Mardi Gras tonight
Everybody partying through the streets in all sorts of interesting clothes
It doesn’t matter if you are gay or lesbian
Even though in some countries it is illegal
But this is a party night
Where you get down and party
Gays and lesbians of all shapes and sizes and their families partying through the streets
You see I think this is a cool event
Where everybody is having fun
Gays and lesbians should be treated
Like people who has their own gender
Party party party the best time of the year
It takes over the streets of Sydney
To raise aware of your gender
Who cares if boys love boys
And girls love girls
And men love men
And women love women
They still want to enjoy themselves
Oh yeah they ****** well do
You hear all sorts of great songs
Playing in the back ground
And the floats are amazing, dude
Celebrating the fun they have
So dudes please don’t discriminate against gays or lesbians because they really do have fun
So if a friend of yours says they are gay or lesbian respect them
Because they are normal
Gay bashers are bad
Because this is a time to PARTY
To celebrate your gender
In the way you want
Party time

You see some people from the Catholic Church who love and adore babies gets a bit nervous if a priest
Gets a woman pregnant the right way
Saying it is against morals of the church and they talk to people who have babies all the time
And enjoy it but if a priest creates a baby with a woman they give him the stare as if he is against the Catholic Church and I think it is absolutely stupid how the Catholic Church are against the priests conceiving especially when the think it is normal to have *** with children
Children are vonerable and young
Too young for ***
I think the Catholic Church should change the rule against priests from conceiving because everybody has crazy hormones and everyone will want to have *** but if priests can’t have ***, they will choose children which is totally wrong and at least if they had *** with people their own age, they could talk about it like other Christians do and it will work
Don’t trust Catholics because priests have to be celebate which means no ***, so dudes, if you love babies like me so much, let the priests have *** too because children are too young to be abused by priests life won’t change if the catholic law doesn’t

I have a hooligan trapped in my body
I was telling everyone I know
That I wanted to be a family person
But the hooligan itch
Started to dominate me
Like it was teasing me
I get angry with people through anxiety
But I don’t ever hit them
I just tried and tried to get rid of that itch
Because it was a hooligan
I said to my voices that I am a family person
And I love family life
I live my life to the full, mate
Yes I do yes I do yes I do
I know when people asked me for money
They were just bullying me
And people who like bullies back then
Were just trying to be cool
But really they are cowards
And my itch got worst
It was a hooligan caused by anxiety
Really trying to push me around making me feel bad
But you will never make me **** myself
Never ever mate
The itch is like a stabbing feel
Like a needle in your arm
And I hated it, I really really did
You see I look at my cool young looking legs and then I get an itch
In my feet, should I clean my feet more
Or should I just decide to except each teaser like they are just jealous people
Because they fucken are
Jealous that I am a nicer and better and happier person than them
I brought sandwiches an orange and a few biscuits to school
And some **** of a coward stole it from me
And told me not to tell
But I did tell because that man was a jealous man
Jealous that I had nice parents and he didn’t
He isn’t a young dude
He is a fool
I know people like to take lunches off a lot of kids from good homes
LEAVE MY SON ALONE my dad said
But I heard parents say that to me when I used to hassle their kids
And at the time I thought all parents were out to get me but that was because I was doing stupid things
Bullies bullies bullies
Are the biggest cowards of all
You will never make me **** myself
I love my life too much
I hate the voice of my old friend
Getting into my head treating me like a troubled mans kid and keeping me away from the families by letting me play in my house
Just listen to my dad
LEAVE MY SON ALONE

Bullying is wrong
If you bully someone to make them want to **** themselves
It is wrong
I feel for poor little children who get bullied
Even if the bully says it is just a harmless tease
It is not
Remember dolly killed herself 2 years ago it is wrong
Very very wrong
When I was a kid I was locked in a room
I hated that so much
People used to harass me for money
Saying if I don’t give it to them
They won’t be my friend
That was wrong
Like when I was smoking
People tried to bully a smoke out of me
So I gave up smoking
All that is wrong
You might think they are just joking with you but no, they are bullies
Really bad bullies
My late father was very good at helping people who got bullied
But I became too scared to tell my parents
Mainly because I liked the school
But every school has bullies
And I think IT IS WRONG
To bully a poor child who is trying to love life like me
I didn’t **** myself because I love life too much
It is awful to bully kids like quadan bayles who was bullied and he wanted to end his life but his mother showed the stupid bullies that Quaden bayles suffered from that and then he brought out the players at the football and got a trip to Disneyland and I think it is great how people rallied around him through his ordeal
I hate online bullies
They are stupid too
Bullying people they hardly know
And taking people’s money
Bullying is wrong
There is too much bullying in this world
It is stupid to bully people over what they look like or what their beliefs are
I think if more people were like me
Everyone will be happy
Cause I love my life too much to let any bully worry me
But I was a bit shy and sometimes let the bully take over
But I was never into killing myself
Dolly can’t do it but Quaden and all the other bully victims like me should
Tell them that they love life too much to let them worry me
Bullying is very very wrong
Fight this world from bullies

Hey crazy lady
Hey crazy lady
Why are you saying ******* to me
I have no idea of who the ****
You ****** are
I call you crazy because
For the simple reason
Only crazy people curse all day
Especially when I love my life too much to worry about **** like you
You are a crazy lady
A very crazy lady
Can’t seem to stop swearing
You are very crazy
You need the psych ward, mate
I am normal very normal
I don’t yell at anyone oh know
Not like you, who yells all the fucken day
I want you to get out of my head
And get out of my life
Cause you are too crazy
To ever be like me
It doesn’t sound good when you yell
You look like your crazy
And you need a bit of psychotic medication
To clean out your mind
You need to give the world a break
You ugly little ****
Because nobody wants to hear you yell
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
You think you are expressing your feelings but really you are crazy
If you think you need to be
As fucken angry as you are
You see you love to curse
At your life today
I get tired of hearing it
Just ******* today
You might be poor
You might have problems
But really you are crazy
Who needs help today
I wish you will go away
And leave me alone
You see your voice is annoying like
I was being attacked by a clone
Like is Star Wars you are an alien
Who is in strife
You see when you yell like a crazy lady, you don’t understand that
I really do love life
I wish you will go away
So I could think about life
I the way I would like
So crazy lady
So crazy lady
Just shut your trap today
I don’t want you to yell at me
Cause I don’t even know who the
******* are

The after life part 13


Cronus has had his fair share of junkies recently when someone who killed himself after overdosing on Panadol and Cronus said Jacki burnhead who do you want to be in your next life and Jacki said I want to be a bird and when that bird dies, I want to be another bird untill I get confident enough to be a human again, and Cronus said I could arrange that because taking too much Panadol is bad and it is ****** behaviour and Jacki said I am not a ****** mate I was just somebody who was in a lot of pain and no prescribed medication at the right dose was doing any good, so I went to the shop to buy heaps and heaps of Panadol and Cronus said, did that stop the pain you ahead and Jacki said **** NO, all it did is fucken **** me but I am no ******, right, I just wanted Athena to heal me and Cronus said Athena will only heal if you do the right thing on earth like take the right dose, Athena will call you a ******, Jacki
****** Jacki that is what you are, a total ****** and Jacki said, I AM NOT A ******, just stop calling me a ******, I was in pain, can’t you tell and Cronus said ok, but really you need to learn and I think you are right, you need to be a bird, flying in the air for a while because you don’t really have a real purpose in life like other people, you just expect Athena to heal you with easy ****** like drugs like Panadol and Jacki said I am going to **** you from the after life and Cronus laughed saying, you can’t **** me, out of here because I am a powerful being who will make you a rainbow lorikeet and Jacki said, thank you, I guess and Cronus sent Jacki to Athena for a soul check and after yelling at Athena for 10 minutes, which she lost, then went to Saturn to have a methane smoothie and to watch bon Scott and Freddie Mercury
Perform and then Cronus had Brian simonston from Westminster who was killed by a drug ****** after getting hit by a speeding car and Cronus said
Brian, what do you want to be in your next life and Brian said I want to be a salt water crocodile, because I love salt water, I want to be protected enough so I won’t mean to **** anybody and I want to be looked after by the Irwin family and I want to really destroy that junkies life up here from space, like I want to get inside his head so he doesn’t get away with what he did to me and Cronus said, I can see what I could do, and yes, you could really get into his head, of that ****** ****** and Brian said thanks and then went to Athena for a soul check and went to mercury to torture the junkies of earth in their heads and then Cronus had Kenneth Barbury who was a man doctors called a ****** because he always wanted a stronger medication to heal him, and he doesn’t believe in the powers of Athena because the cosmos to him should be easy, and Cronus said what do you want to be in your next life and Kenneth said, a boy in a happy family who has money for me to be cool and playing sport or theatre and Cronus said, well, even if you reckon athena’s powers are fake I will grant your wish and you will go to a wealthy happy family, but you must learn that Athena can heal you, she has that power and Kenneth said ok, whatever and Cronus sent him to Athena for a soul check which Kenneth was shocked to see Athena was real and then went to Jupiter to watch a football match between cosmos capitals and Cronus kings and Kenneth wants to have the power to write a story of what he knows about the after life with Cronus and Athena and Buddha

The after life part 12


Cronus has been having a hard time sending each soul to the earth body they need and then he met up with a drug addict (ice) named Johnny fooey
And Cronus said Johnny I see you yell at passers by, by saying ******* or ******* you stupid ****** and I think for doing that you should be given a good family to really look after you, so if you yelled at them you will be labeled crazy and Johnny said are you calling me crazy and Cronus said if you yell at people, yes I do think you are crazy and Johnny said I think you should get a nice bunch of fives and Cronus said Judy what a crazy person does and I think I will send you to cape town in South Africa where your family will be so nice and Johnny said those people deserved to be yelled at and Cronus said nobody deserves to be yelled at and the way they don’t treat you bad is to try and keep a busy agenda as opposed to taking ice to ease your troubles and we all know that no drug eases your troubles and Johnny said Cronus’ mind your own business and let me do what I want, and Cronus said that sort of attitude is really bad, saying I need to take drugs to be happy, when we all know that drugs make you a very angry person, and if you hit me, it won’t work because I can’t be killed
I am the ruler of the afterlife and Johnny fooey, you will go to a good family in Cape Town and then he sent Johnny to Athena for a soul check and then Johnny went to Pluto to enjoy a few cosmic ales
And then Cronus was dealing with brad taylor from New York in the USA
And he asked brad, what do you want to be in your next life and brad said I was murdered by a armed bandit who looked like he was on ice and that makes me scared to come back, but I think if I must have a earth body, I would like to be in California where I could swim a lot and really enjoy life
Because I want to show ice addicts that I love my life too much to let them **** the soul in me, he might have killed me but I will kick but in my next life
And Cronus said, I will give you power to say no to any drug because it will be in your mind and then Cronus sent brad to Athena for a soul check and brad went to Venus to PARTY all day and night untill his new earth body is born and then Robert tobit came along and Cronus said what or who do you want to be in your next life and Robert said I want to be away from the drug ice and all it’s sufferers
Because I took too much ice and every day it made me angrier and angrier and my very own mother worried about me, so Cronus please put me in a better life and Cronus said
Well I will see what I can do because you abused a lot of people and I think you need to get away from drug addicts but you were given that chance to get out of it when your parents tried to move you away and you nearly killed them and they never got over it, so Cronus said I think I will put you in Arlington in Texas where there are a lot of bogans and Robert said, NO I don’t want to be near them
I want to be fucken normal and Cronus said so did your parents in your last life, yes I will send you to Arlington in Texas in a family to teach your soul a lesson and Robert said
******* and Cronus sent him to Buddha for a reincarnation test and then to Athena for a soul check
And Robert went to Saturn to watch a band and drink a methane smoothie

The after life Part 11


Today Cronus has to deal with cerebral palsy sufferer Joan Cartwright who was bashed and robbed and killed by two heartless people, Cronus said to Joan, I know it is hard but who do you want to be in your next life and Joan said well, I want to be able bodied because people get behind the bottle and are out to get disabled people and I want to look down at them and make sure they go to jail for a long long time and Cronus said ok I understand that you suffered severely from those heartless drunken people and I understand that you want to not be disabled, so I will send you to the UK where you will have all your limbs but don’t forget your last life where you were a bad serial killer and I think with the mount of times you suffered I think it is enough, so I think after 26 years of a life of suffering no disabled person should suffer like you had so I will make you able bodied it will be hard so I will send you to Buddha where you could talk about your 26 years of suffering and Joan said yes I remember my last rebirth but I am not that serial killer anymore and I blame you for my life gone wrong and yes I understand that it feels awful for what I did back then, so please make my next life better and Buddha and Cronus could see she is sorry for all that and having a severely disabled earth body was bad and after that Joan was sent to Athena for a soul check and then she went to Saturn to enjoy a methane smoothie and after that Cronus had young 14 year old David brown who was kidnapped and killed by an armed robber when he was home alone one day and Cronus asked David what do you want to be in your next life and David said I want to be a puppy dog and stay puppy size even as an adult dog where I could be cute and cuddly all through my life and being a dog, no armed robber will ever get my human flesh and Cronus said ok I will see what I can do and he sent David to Athena for a soul check before he went to mercury where ted bundy was and David found himself ******* to the sun with all of his dead friends and then ted bundy said you will be a little lost dog where I will have your soul forever and David said no, HELP ME CRONUS
And Cronus said ted leave David alone, let him be what he wants and then Cronus pressed the methane gun and blasted Bundy right to Saturn and David was untied and went to Jupiter to eat a Jupiter moon cake
And said thank you to Cronus

The after life part 10


Today Cronus is still busy sending people to their next lives when child *** offender, Ryan peters comes up to him, and Cronus said I have the perfect life for you, your next life will suffer on earth and I will make you a wild pig, you see when you did your crimes people said ‘Leave the children alone you fucken pig and I know pigs are cute but I still think it is a good idea to make you a pig and Ryan said no, I want to be in a rich family where I am looked after by loving parents, pigs suffer mate and I don’t want to be a pig and Cronus said sorry, Ryan but I have to make you a wild pig where you will having a hard time looking for food and Ryan said, don’t you think I need to learn the family life and Cronus said why should you, because you ain’t a family person or animal you are a wild pig and you deserve to be in the wild, Ryan yelled at Cronus saying you are the one who is **** because I saw a priest in prison and I am totally reformed and Cronus said I know but a lot of people see priests and still make other people suffer, so you are a wild pig from the day you enter the world to the exit, because what you did was dreadful and Cronus sent Ryan to Buddha and Athena for a soul check and to make sure this pig suffers positively and Ryan went to Jupiter to try and cause a hurricane in his city he lived in and then Cronus looked after **** victim Katrina petty who lost her life in a terrible **** and Cronus said Katrina what or who do you want to be in your next life and Katrina said I want to be in Russia where I could look over my grandchildren who live there and I want you to save me from the bad people like my ****** and Cronus said I will do exactly that, helping you be the person you want to be and Cronus sent Katrina to Athena for a soul check and then Katrina sat in Uranus where she enjoyed some good music by deceased Russian singers and then Cronus saw Patrick gloright who was a nice man who lived in a public housing property in Australia and he got killed in a violent robbery and Cronus said Patrick gloright, who or what do you want to be in your next life and Patrick said I want to be a wild pig where I could hassle Ryan peters every day to make him feel awful about what he did to the children, I want to come in the same litter as Ryan where I could hassle him every day and that would mend the blade of grass to get him back for what he did and Cronus said ok, I will see what I could do, it would be great to see Ryan peters suffer a bit, because what he did was dreadful and Cronus sent Patrick to Buddha for a spiritual mending blades of grass talk and sent to Athena for a soul check and Patrick tried to stop the hurricane that Ryan is trying to cause and Cronus is happy that Patrick gloright has a brave spirit to get Ryan back for his crimes

The after life part 9


Today Cronus was even more busier than ever sending people to their next lives and his latest person was 14 year old beryl stone with her two sisters Harriet and sienna who were on their way to get ice cream when a drunk driver came out of nowhere and hit them and killed all 3 of them together and Cronus said beryl, Harriet and sienna, who do you want to be in your next life, do you want to be together or seperate and you will lose everything in your next life and sienna said I want to be with beryl and Harriet but if it can’t be done we want to be together as best friends and Cronus said ok, is there anywhere you will want to go in the world and Harriet said, not in Australia, that’s for sure because people say it is the lucky country but we weren’t lucky in that car, I like to go to the USA, where we could have anything we want, and beryl and sienna said yes, USA for us but beryl said in different families because I want to meet one of them and marry them and Cronus said well I can’t guarantee that but that is something you must work towards doing and sienna said, what is going to happen to the crazy drunk driver and Cronus said well I can’t do much there but I will guarantee he will get what is coming to him and then Cronus sent beryl and Harriet and sienna to Athena for a soul check and after that they went to Saturn for a methane ice cream spider and then travelled around the universe hoping they can have a forfilled life and then Cronus saw famous horse trainer Tom Barclay and said who do you want to be in your next life and Tom said I want to be a racehorse so I could win races and be cared for by the next generation of little girls and boys and make my jockey win a lot of races and my fans win a lot of money and Cronus said yes but we are supposed to mend each blade of grass by helping people, you seem to encourage gambling and Tom said yes, I know but it was hard to be a human, especially after I got sick and had to get away from the horses and if I was a horse I will be around horses all the time, and I can mend heaps of blades of grass that way, I won’t live as long as a horse, maybe I will want to be another person after that and Cronus said, what could you offer people as a horse, I could ride children and adults around and I could keep horses from not going extinct and Cronus said that is mending blades of grass so he sent him to Athena for a soul check and Tom went to Saturn to ride dinosaurs high on methane and then Cronus had Kenny Harrison who was a volunteer fireman who died tackling the south coast fires and Cronus said what do you want to be in your next life and Kenny said I want to make a difference in people’s lives by helping people to rebuild their lives from natural disasters and Cronus said yes but I can’t give you much there except give you the helping people spirit abs put you in a family who wants to make a difference as well, so you could learn when your next life becomes an adult and Kenny said ok I will hopefully won’t get bullied into helping people by them though, I want to make a difference in what my calling is, and Cronus said ok no worries and sent him to Athena for a soul check and then to Buddha to get a helping people spirit and then Kenny went to Jupiter to help stop evil spirits from causing hurricanes and Cronus said it is great that he wants to mend each blade of grass

The after life part 8




Today Cronus is busy with a crazy personal trainer who believed in very strong discipline to get people to lose weight, you see he was killed by a friend of one of his clients in a bar and Cronus said what do you want to be in your next life and he said, mate I am a strong Christian who wants to go to heaven and Cronus said well now you are here there is a heaven up here but everybody gets an earth body where they can mend each blade of grass and the personal trainer who was named Joel said ok but really I like the feel of leaving earth but Cronus said, Joel I want you to help us mend each blade of grass, and Joel said I want everybody to be fit, strong and healthy and not the way they are now, I want to make a world full of strong people who are ready to enjoy life in my way and Cronus said you need to learn that your way might not be the way people want to be and Joel said I used to have people argue with me but I know that they wanted to be fit like me, mate and Cronus said yes but it isn’t what I mean by mending each blade of grass you must understand the kind of person that the other people are trying to be and it is not a good idea to boss people around, I can put you in a body of a person who loves exercise where you will learn how trying to be strong could put that affect on other people you need to respect other people, I will give you parents who believe in just loving life so if you want to be the worlds strongest kid, you have to suffer the consequences of your peers, and Joel said ‘yeah yeah yeah’ ‘whatever’ and Cronus sent him to Athena for a soul check to make sure he would get the body he deserved and after that Joel went to Jupiter to participate in a foot race to see if his soul can be strong enough to re-enter earth and then Cronus had millionaire Fred bucket who was a right wing person who only voted for the party who had policies to help the rich, you see Fred hated poor people because they are always asking for money all the fucken time
And Cronus asked hi Fred, you hate poor people but you are dead and you won’t have all your money in your next life and Fred said ‘can’t you put me in a very rich family where I could look down at the poor from my rich mansion and Cronus said the way you get your earth body is if you are prepared to mend each blade of grass, which in your way, rich help the poor and Fred said yes but poor people are annoying everyone by saying gimme gimme gimme help me help me help me I say ******* ******* *******, and Cronus said what happens if I made your earth body a very poor person in Central America or some other place like that and Fred said I can’t do that, because I won’t have what I want and Cronus said there is more to life than getting what you want you have to do positive suffering and Fred said what do you mean by positive suffering, nobody suffers positively, so sent me to a rich life, or I will send a hurricane to ruin poor communities and Cronus said, well, I think you need a poor family from anywhere and before Fred can say anything Cronus sent Fred to Athena for a soul check and then Fred went to Jupiter to winge and whine about the chance he will lose his chance of being rich and then Cronus met Harriet goodchild who was a member of parliament who got shot by a deranged fan on a cruise ship and Cronus said who do you want to be in your next life and Harriet said I don’t want to be famous, that’s for sure because people are out to get you if you are famous, so I want to be in a very private family or a happy family on YouTube or Facebook, but I don’t want people to want to **** me
I felt awful when I saw him come into my cabin and killed me, so I want to be protected, so please make me protected and Cronus said ok, I think I have the perfect womb for you and he sent Harriet to Buddha where Harriet and Buddha spoke to each about the way the world is, it is a social media world and it is not going to be easy for you to totally private and Harriet said well, social media is alright but I want to be protected from deranged fans who are out to get me and Buddha said ok and sent Harriet to Athena for a soul check and then Harriet went up to Saturn to enjoy the after life with a methane smoothie and she re-enters the world in another womb and she felt happy hoping she gets the protection she needs

The after life part 7



Cronus is having a busy times bringing people back to life and he had 33 year old Brian Buchanan who was a hard worker, he works as a landscaper during the day, helping people get their gardens sorted out and he worked every dinner time at the roadhouse, which is a homeless shelter where he helps out at and after that on Tuesday and Wednesday he does performing arts at the community centre and on Thursday he plays tenpin bowling where he has won many trophies and in summer he volunteered at the cricket and basketball by standing at the gate letting and not letting people in and at winter he does the bbq for the Southport sharks neafl team in Aussie rules where he occasionally gets free footy tickets for Brisbane lions and also works at the masters games where he has met so many great olympians and doing all this made him feel good about himself but he was all burnt out doing all this, he collapsed on the road and passed away and Cronus said, Brian Buchanan what or who do you want to be in your next life and Brian said I want to play little league baseball for whoever they choose for me and I want a family who respects the decisions I make and if you think it is a good idea, I want to bring afl football to Jupiter, I have a team name called the goofy gorillas which is cool enough don’t you think and Cronus said yes that would be good, as long as you don’t burn yourself out
And Brian said no I won’t burn myself out and Cronus sent him to Buddha for a reincarnation talk and then to Athena for a soul check and after that Brian went to Jupiter to work on creating the afl team, the goofy gorillas and after that Cronus had another soul named Harry symes who died by getting hit by a car on his way to work by a drunk driver and Cronus said it was horrible how you passed away, so who or what do you want to be in your next life and Harry said I want to be good enough to be a trainee policemen and I want my spirit to make me a good policeman and Cronus said there is no such thing as a good policeman but I could give you to a family who is ready to learn how to not break the law, so it will be your fault if you make mistakes and Harry said ok, but I don’t want to make mistakes though, I just want to lock away people like the driver that killed me and Cronus said policemen get killed, I hope you know and Harry said yes I know but it is an important job so Cronus sent him to Buddha for a spirit check and then to Athena for a soul check and then Harry went to Saturn to have a methane smoothie before he comes to a world where methane is deadly and then Cronus asked Yvonne Simmons who died on the operating table after collapsing at work, who or what do you want to be in your next life and Yvonne said Just send me anywhere, I want to play sport and do concerts at school and outside school and do a few other cool stuff, please I want to be normal and not stupid and Cronus said you ain’t stupid you could do anything you want to do, and I could see you are a live in the moment kind of person so just relax as I send you to Buddha to talk about the best parents for you and then a soul check with Athena and after that Yvonne went to mercury to meet her deceased boyfriend and they had a good conversation about future lives and Yvonne went back to Buddha to ask if she could be in the same family as her boyfriends next life and Buddha said fine but you might have to just be a cousin and Yvonne said that is fine with me, thanks and Cronus sent her to be her boyfriends cousin and in 9 months she will be back to earth

The after life part 6


After sending each soul to their next lives, Cronus has been totally busy and his next soul was afl player jack reinstein who played for Ipswich in the 1960s and made himself a lifetime member of the Brisbane lions for playing in the QAFL back then, jack died peacefully in hospital at the age of 88 and when he entered Cronus said what or who do you want to be in your next life and jack said I would love to play afl footy in the Auskick to see if my spirit in my last life can make me grow stronger in the game
I would like to be good enough to be a footy player because I am spiritually good enough to play this game and Cronus said yes you were good at play and you were a good coach as well, and jack said even if I start up in the USA to play basketball it will be fine, my soul was made to play sport
Please please please let me tough and skilful enough to play sport, I used to get drunk a bit as a kid and there are a few things I did I am not happy with but I never killed anybody nor did I hold anybody hostage, just a few drink driving fines but I paid my debt to society and I should be able to play more sport a lot of sport and Cronus said yes I remember that but I am not judging you and Cronus sent jack to Athena for a soul check and to Buddha to make sure he gets what he wants and then jack went to start coaching a team on Jupiter called cosmos kings and then serial killer Noel thengate who killed 123 people between the 1950s and 1980s and when he was arrested in 1992 he was sentenced to life imprisonment till he died just now and Cronus said I am going to not give you a choice who you are, you will have cerebral palsy in your next life and Noel said ok but you are putting the future of the world into sadness but Cronus said no I am not, you did and if you want to improve your next life’s condition you have to be a good person up here in the cosmos but if you don’t you won’t live very much longer ok and Noel said but if I died I will come up to you again for another life and Cronus said yes but the same old ****** life untill you could prove to me you have changed and then Cronus said because you made the emotional part of the world really bad back then so you are being punished for your crimes and Noel said but you don’t want to destroy a baby’s life for my crimes and Cronus said yes I do because what you did back then was awful and dreadful, so I am not giving you what you want, and Noel said I went to church in prison so I should be in heaven but Cronus said yes but you still punched a few people in prison while you were in church and Noel said ok but they were worst people than me mate and Cronus said yes go to Jupiter and cause a hurricane because that is what your soul wants to do and Noel said crap mate and Cronus said you will go to Athena for a soul check and then Noel went to Jupiter and a hurricane hit California but Noel Denys wanting to do that but Cronus said I am not reversing my decision and then dean Marlow who was 45 died in a workshop fire came up to Cronus and Cronus said what do you want to be in your next life and dean said I want to be a seagull because I want free fish and chips without having to worry about it, please give me that, cause 46 years ago you gave me this ****** life after I came off my horse as a little girl, and Cronus said, ok I will see what I can do, but being a seagull is a tough job, you have no strong muscles to protect unless you Charge over on people and dean said yes I know but I live for fish and chips so I want to attempt to steal them from the humans and Cronus said no seagulls don’t do it like that, you won’t survive like that, so I will make you a seagull but because of your attitude I will give you problems because you need to change, mate and dean said ok make me a rich man
I am going to powerful, no matter where you send me and Cronus said no you will suffer, mainly because of your attitude, the world is about helping people by mending each blade of grass one by one and if you don’t know what that means you need to change and Cronus sent him to Buddha for a morality check and then to Athena for a soul check but the decision wasn’t what dean was wanting, so he headed to Saturn to get high on methane and dance to bon Scott in the club hoping he gets what he wants in the end
While Cronus was thinking as he sent more souls to where they wanted, hoping dean Marlow gets to where he is needed

The after life part 5



After hearing some more stories about how the souls died, Cronus was visited by Harry bernette who was a one punch victim who lived in Sydney and Cronus asked him who or what do you want to be in your next life and Harry said, well I want to be one person who loves his life and he wants to look down at his attacker to make sure he gets caught because he was saying he was out having a great night out with friends till he met butch, who gave him a deadly one punch attack just because he disagreed with me on something I ain’t sure about now but I want to make sure he gets arrested and I definitely don’t want to be his son or daughter and Cronus said yeah I understand and I could send you to England where your life was enjoyable when you visited there and Harry said am I allowed to look at butch being chased by the police because that will make my day and Cronus said fine, it would be great if you could get him off the streets and I have powers to make him get caught for what he did to you and Harry said thanks and I want to go to the uk away from Australia the so called lucky country but there were a lot of nice people in Australia though and Cronus sent him to Athena for a soul check and then Harry looked at earth cam to make sure butch gets arrested and then after that Cronus had mike mutra who was mowing his lawn and it had a block and without thinking mike tipped the mower over while it was still on and stuck his hands in the blades and cut his hand off and then in hospital he lost too much blood, the doctors couldn’t save him and Cronus said where would you like to be and who do you want to be in your next life and mike mutra said I would like to continue my television as I worked for abc America and I would like work for YouTube in a vlog, where my family will be famous, I would like to keep my fame, and Cronus said ok I will see what I will do and then sent mike mutra to Athena for a soul check and then to Buddha for a living life check as well, because that was a weird way to die and you must be careful but not too careful though, but you need to not put your life at risk and mike said yes, I won’t do that again in my next life and went to Jupiter to watch slim dusty perform because he really liked him and then Cronus had 14 year old Sam Marshall who was kidnapped, ******* and killed and he had his body dumped in the lake to drown and Cronus said who do you want to be in your next life Sam and where do you want to live and Sam said a long way away from California where I lived in my last life, because this wasn’t the first time these people were after me, they tortured me for 4 years now by taking my lunch and stealing my iPad and iPhone and tying me up in the toilet and bullying constantly every day and I hated it, and my parents thought they were cowards and problem people, I kept on telling my parents who wanted me to leave that school and go to another school but I didn’t show I was scared so I stayed but if I didn't stay in the school I wouldn’t be here talking to you and Cronus said yes it sounds terrible and I must send you to Brisbane Australia and hopefully you won’t be bullied there or kidnapped and Sam said thank you Cronus and Cronus said, I want you to have a good life as he sent him to Athena for a soul check and then Sam went to the Saturn Olympic Games where some of the best deceased athletes will perform for us and Sam enjoyed it hoping his next life can be better

The after life part 4



After having a busy day sending person by person who died to their next life, one of the people was 21 year old Ben siller who was a man who suffered from Tourette’s syndrome who had weird ticks which made him crazy and as he met up with Cronus, Cronus said what do you want to be or who in your next life and Ben said definately not someone with Tourette’s because all my life I was treated like a shy person or a weird person where I never ever fitted in well with my friends, and when I turned 21 I was skipping around the local mall saying I am fitter than you much fitter than you and when the crowds came to have their lunch I said I am a kid and you are men I am cool and you are not I am smart and you are not
Cool people do what I do yeah only boring men do what you do mate and then I said I am a kid and you are men
I am way fitter than you are yeah you guys live like old timers oh right I will stay young and really love life and then the men said ‘get him ‘ and I skipped down through the mall saying you can’t catch Ben siller so don’t even try and then I had a voice saying don’t even try to kidnap Ben siller he is not like us and after that I skipped through the mall like a happy little girl and then at the end of the day I went home to have dinner before I went to the pub to have a beer and be tougher than those men in the mall and Cronus then said what did the men say to trigger you and Ben said nothing really I just wanted to tease them and Cronus said ok how did you wind up dead and Ben said as I was walking to the pub these men came out of the car and grabbed me and tied me up with thick rope and drove me to the ******* tip where they buried me alive, well I ended up dead and now I feel scared, but I definitely don’t want to have Tourette’s syndrome, I want to be normal and Cronus said, what do you mean ‘normal’ and Ben said someone with no disability or mental disorder because mate I felt awful as I was ******* in the car like I felt awful at school and I heard them say that is way we get rid of this little Woosey and after that a rat bit me and I died and Cronus can you put me in a better life where I have a lot of friends and Cronus said, ok I will see what I do but you couldn’t control your ticks and you need to understand that you need to control them better but I will send you to Buddha for a mental check and then Athena will give you a soul check
And after that Ben went to Jupiter to have a few methane smoothies with a few dead friends and the next person was Kirk Douglas who was a famous actor who was in the movie Spartacus and Cronus said what do you want to be in your next life and Kirk said, Cronus someone who could entertain a lot of people because a lot of people liked my movies and now I am dead I want to be a young entertainer
I don’t know how yet but I will figure it out, I want to be in shows similar to the movie Spartacus, please Cronus send me to a famous life and Cronus said, I will see what I could do but you have to work toward that again but Buddha could give you a bit of shanazz and that is what Buddha did and then Athena gave him a soul check and Kirk then went to Saturn to put on a special screening of Spartacus where all the dead can wish him well in next earth body and then Robert long who was a 40 year old man who was killed by an armed robber said to Cronus
Since I turned 26 I was being chased by people which made me scared
When I was on my way to work and on my way home, as I sat watching tv at night, I heard voices from outside and on garbage night people said rude things to me as I brought the garbage out, you see Cronus I have 2 boys, which I worried about their safety every single day, I knew they wanted just to get to me but I knew they would harm my kids to get to me
And one day, which was yesterday I said to them leave my kids out of it, TAKE ME and they did and I died and Cronus I want to be well away from that town I lived in Victoria and Cronus asked, where do you want to live, I told him New York in the USA and Cronus said, ok I will see what I could do and Robert said ok and Cronus sent him to Athena for a soul check and then after that Robert went to Uranus for a cosmic foot race

The after life part 3



After sending all of the souls to their next lives, Cronus had this 37 year old male who weighed 152 kg who passed out in the shower and cut his head on the shower **** which was the hot water **** and he yelled out
**** ME DEAD and nobody heard him because he lived alone and it wasn’t till his colleagues from volunteer work noticed him missing
He probably would be there for ages without anyone noticing him and he did die though but the hospital tried to revolve him but failed and as he entered the after life, Cronus said what life would you like to be in your next life and he said I was 152 kg and I was fucken suffering and nobody would give me a job and I was quite often being yelled at by other poor people and if I came back I want to be well away from any poor people even if I was Rupert Murdoch’s child, it would be better than being yelled at by poor people and Cronus said yes I understand but being with Rupert might not happen but I could give you to a family in a rich area and then the 152 kg man said yes I want my parents to look out for me rather than being drinkers and not caring too much about me, and Cronus said you need to be independent when you grow up and able to look after your own health because I prefer for people to try and gain independence as they get older and whereabouts do you want to live (what country) and he said maybe the USA but not with Donald trump or any other politician because I want my parents to help me and look after me as a child ok and then he spoke to Buddha who had earth cam tv on to see which lady’s womb you want to enter and the 152 kg man who was Phil checked and chose the right one for him and then was told by Athena that his weight will put pressure on his next life and you might need to look after your health a bit but try and do things you want to do though and good luck and after he left to have a few methane smoothies
Cronus was with Tim Walsh who died in a car accident by hitting a child and him and the child were killed instantly and the child’s name was Johnny brown who was 8 and he was scared as Cronus told him he was dead and yelled at Tim saying there is no way I am living with you because it will take a long time for me to notice I am no longer with mummy and daddy and Tim said, I am really sorry and Johnny said you should be going 40km past schools and there is no way you were going at that and Tim begged for Cronus to listen to him because he was drunk and Cronus said well yes being drunk is wrong especially when you get behind the wheel and Johnny said Cronus, send him to HELL and Tim said no, I want to go to the USA because I have never been there and my parents promised me we would go and they died when I was 13 and I lived in an orphanage for 5 years because none of my other family members wanted me and Johnny said no excuses and Cronus said to Johnny whereabouts do you want to go in your next life and Johnny said not the USA because I want to be away from Tim ok maybe Russia I love the people I met from there and Cronus sent Johnny to Athena for a soul check and went for a methane smoothie with Tim to try and explain that Johnny just doesn’t want to have died at his age and Tim said yes, I understand him and I feel for him but I think death calms me, I might not have thought that way if I didn’t die
And I hope I don’t do the same in future lives and I always thought we went to heaven and Cronus said we are in nirvana at the moment but you need an earth body to improve the universe and Tim said take me to the states as a girl because I want to learn about girls and why they care more about looks more than guys and Johnny went to the jumping castle in Jupiter and Tim went to see Athena for a soul check to learn about what he has to do in his next life in the USA and then he went to Saturn to party hardy won’t starty

The after life part 2




After sending his previous days souls to their next life, Cronus has to deal with 80s serial killer bob willow who killed 8 people between 1983 and 1987 and 3 of them were children, you see in 1996 he was caught and sentenced to life imprisonment and he was diagnosed with cancer in 2016 in which he lost his battle in January 2020 and went up to see Cronus to talk about his next life and where he’ll go but Cronus decided to give him a few problems in each birth like still born etc and bob willow said you are putting the newborn babies at risk by punishing me and Cronus said no you did that, you see if you punish other people you are punishing future generations and bob said no, I won’t put up with this I will find a terrorist and we can cause havoc on earth like punishing them for what they did to me and before Cronus could say anything and Cronus became very worried about the future and suddenly a nasty bushfire hit the eastern coast of Australia which forced a lot of people to suddenly become homeless and Cronus made the communities bond together to help each other so bob willow’s powers stop and Cronus thought this was bad, so he decided to make bob willow’s new earth body John Robertson who will develop Down syndrome where he will find it hard to communicate with others, but bob decided to fight Cronus by making fires really bad and Athena sat bob down to give his soul a once over and said yes a Down syndrome person for you and bob went away to cause more havoc and then George baccarack came up after being killed by an armed robber in a bank and Cronus sat him down saying you are dead and we need to give you a new earth body and George said I don’t really want to come back I got killed, I am scared, I don’t want to come back
And Cronus said there is always a life that could keep you safe from all that and George said yes, but I thought my last life was safe, I thought I couldn’t be killed but now as you can see, I am here and Cronus said yeah well life is not a problem it is a gift, good things happen, bad things happen and you must grow up and keep your new family safe from the bad people around and Athena gave George’s soul a once over to find out where does he need or want to go to his next life and George said can I have one of your famous methane smoothies I was going to have one before George but I rushed in doing that life, I don’t want to be as rushed in this life, I am just a tad scared of the earth after his ordeal and Athena gave him the address of a place where you could get a great methane smoothie while he will re enter the womb of another mother and while he was living the high life young teenage activist Yvonne Bennie was killed by a mad gunman at the age of 13 Cronus sat her down to find out where she wants to go in her next life and Yvonne said I tried to make a fucken difference and I was killed and I am not sure if I want to come back, because nothing will ever be the same again and Cronus said yes but, death happens I can’t explain it I don’t understand it but what I do understand is that people are given earth bodies for a reason which is the earth needs to be protected and Yvonne Bennie couldn’t save it but your next life could have more power or control and Yvonne said yes thank you and Cronus sent Yvonne to Athena for the routine soul check to find out what womb is right for her and after that Yvonne explored nirvana having a few methane smoothies and listening to a bit of great music and Cronus said, yes another busy day there will be more lives to build

The after life



One day in the afterlife town of nirvana, lived a spiritual being called Buddha and his assistant Cronus and the spiritual healer Athena and they worked together to bring the souls from their last life to their next life, there are so many souls up here already as they sip their methane smoothies and explore the kingdom.
The main people are Robert mike and Jenny who died in the same plane crash and Cronus was asking them what would they want to be or do in their next life, and Robert said, I don’t want to come back to earth because it is too dangerous and Cronus said don’t worry, we won’t force your decision but as a natural fact you need a new earth body and the decision is yours on who or what it is
And Robert said, what if I die like I did before, my last body was only 17 and had dreams of living forever, so why do you want me to come back, and Cronus said well, you want to live forever think about death as being an obstacle where, sure you will lose everything from your last life that you treasured but you can collect new memories and new treasures in your new house with your new parents in which you can choose through our earth cam tv and Jenny said can I look at that now, it is important to check out my new parents and whether they will let me party with my friends till all hours and Cronus said, yes but I can’t promise you that you will get parents who let their kids run wild but I can give you new parents who will listen to you when you need them too and Jenny said ‘whatever’ so there are parents like that and Cronus said all parents have your best interests at heart and Jenny said well, you don’t really know my parents do you, and Cronus said well, I do but all kids hate their parents discipline techniques and Jenny said ‘whatever’
And then said ok I will see the best parents for my needs, and I will get emotional to find out which parents care enough for her to pick and Cronus asked her do you want parents who take you on holidays or give up their time to take you to daily activities like sports tryouts or community performances or do you want to live in a nice community and Jenny said, I think we all do, don’t we
And Cronus said Athena needs to give your soul a check up and bless you off to your next life and then Cronus went up to mike who was a real party animal who loves to drink and Cronus said how about you have a methane smoothy on us which up here will improve the quality of your life and then Athena will give you a soul check to get you ready to be reborn in your next life, you see we need to make our decision now so you can be added to your next life, and mike said do you know where my parents are, I am an orphan and my parents died when I was 10 in a car accident and I am now 16, please send me toward them and Cronus said you know who could help you, Buddha, so I will send you to Buddha and he could help you locate them, and mike said, in my next life, is there a way that I won’t lose my parents early like this life and Cronus said, pick the family you want and then explore nirvana but you must speak to Buddha to see your parents
So mike went up to Buddha and asked him to locate his parents and Buddha said your parents are on Jupiter living near hurricane hill where they can have fun pushing hurricane activity away from earth but they are not really finding it easy, and mike said, yes that sounds like them because they lost their parents in the hurricane of 2006 and it sounds like them to try and control them but where did they go to earth, and Buddha said only your parents can tell you that, do you want to be close to them in their next life, I could arrange that, and mike said yes that sounds good and after about 3 hours the souls of Robert, Jenny and mike were reincarnated into the womb of their next life as they started to throw a few flies down to keep having fun with people which happens because flies have a 28 day life span so we need to have fun with them
Buddha Cronus and Athena sat down after sending their souls to the womb and drank methane smoothies and waited for the next souls including former prime minister jack Solomon who died after battling 40 years of cancer and he came up saying to Buddha and Cronus I am ready to become a child again and I want to make a difference and Cronus said
Just do what you want to do and you will make a difference, happiness is the answer and jack went to Saturn to watch a jazz bank perform and he really enjoyed it

Ommmmmmmmm please stop those evil spirits who are sending the fires to Canberra
Ommmmmmmmm please bring some rain
Ommmmmmmmm to put out the fires
Ommmmmmmmm and make our city safe
Ommmmmmmmm we need rain
Ommmmmmmmm we need rain
Ommmmmmmmm we need rain
Ommmmmmmmm please stop the fires making it HELL on earth
Ommmmmmmmm by sending some rain SEND SOME RAIN
Ommmmmmmmm bring rain to put out the fires which is caused by evil spirits
Ommmmmmmmm ommmmmmmmm
Ommmmmmmmm please bring rain
RIGHT NOW

Ommmmmmmmm my mum is in the hospital
Ommmmmmmmm she had a fall
Ommmmmmmmm please Buddha sit by her as she has an operation
Ommmmmmmmm help her get better
Ommmmmmmmm have everything go right
Ommmmmmmmm no complications
Ommmmmmmmm Just look after her
Ommmmmmmmm ommmmmmmm
Ommmmmmmmm please help my mum

I think this person who wrote on
Lauren Jackson’s Instagram who
Made her feel bad about praising
Kobe Bryant was totally awful
You see maybe he might not have been nice to all, or have a past
But we all have a past and people who are known as cowards
Shouldn’t wait until someone is dead to post horrible comments on Instagram
You see a lot of kids liked him and
Looked up to him
And despite what he was like to some people’s opinion he should be treated with dignity
Because to me Kobe Bryant was a basketball hero who loved life
It is a shame that he is now dead
Lauren Jackson wanted to pay a tribute to the great man
And yes, I called him a great man
Because he went somewhere with his daughter he died with his daughter
He was a real family man a great man
It is a shame he had to end his life like that
I am paying tribute to him too
I am doing a woollen tapestry of him and his daughter and the other people on the helicopter flying up to heaven or nirvana where the colours
Really are bright and Kobe deserves that so if you want to leave nasty messages on Instagram just think
About whether you have a past and whether you will want to air your ***** laundry when you die
Leave Kobe Bryant alone dudes

I can’t control the world
But I am working on controlling the evil spirits from sending the fires to really destroy Canberra
It is hard
I can’t control the world
But I am working towards getting into the minds of politicians to help sort out this virus bug around Hong Kong
I am trying but it’s hard
I can’t control the world
But I am keeping myself fit on the exercise bike I get really sweaty
I can’t control the world
But when kobey Bryant died I vision
Kobe and his daughter with the other souls floating up trying to find the rainbow in the sky
Where the streets are paved with gold
I can’t control the world
But I am working on making people beat cancer like I tried to make Natasha Stuart from the voice beat it
But I failed but I know it is hard to beat that illness
I need to make cancer sufferers very brave

Ommmmmmmm it is sad for nba Legend cobey Bryant and daughter gianna
Ommmmmmmm they had their whole lives ahead of them
Ommmmmmmm the end no more
We won’t ever see them
Ommmmmmmm his daughter gianna had big dreams
Ommmmmmmm why did the helicopter crash happen Buddha
Ommmmmmmm it was a terrible thing to have happened
Ommmmmmmm please Buddha look after their family in their time of need
Ommmmmmmm because this will be a difficult time
Ommmmmmmm goodbye cobey and gianna
Ommmmmmmm May Buddha bring you peace in your next life and the many lives you will be
Ommmmmmmm ommmmmmm ommmmmmmm please help their families out in this time of crisis
Please help everyone who was also on that helicopter flight
Ommmmmmmm ommmmmmmm
Ommmmmmmm

You see when I was young
I was a target to a tease
And the teasing was really bad
I hated it, because they were treating me like a money bank
It made me worry about working in a proper job
Like I wouldn’t take hostage situations
At work very well
And I don’t know how I my mental health will take a robber robbing my place of work
I know you are supposed to give them the money to remain safe
But that seems the easy way out
But overall I want to win the argument
So if I work in a job like that
I would like someone with me
So I wouldn’t have to do it on my own
I know everyone is scared of that
But sometimes my mental illness makes me want to win the battle
And I feel worried if I lose
I wouldn’t want to get shot by a bullet though
It is just a worry
I am interested in working one day
And I don’t want to let that stop me
From working
I feel the teasing in the past makes me look up when I was at work
It was awful I know discipline is good
But really I feel worried about people teasing me in the future
Like they did then
Like I work in one job
They work in a better job
I used to be hassled in giving people money and if I didn’t I would be classed as uncool
And I didn’t want to be uncool
So I gave it to them
But I don’t want that to happen again
You see I used to be too shy to speak up for myself and I found it hard to
Tell people no
And I look up every time to do something they do
Please Buddha help me get through
My looking for work
Because instead of speaking up for myself I did stupid things
I feel anxious about the whole thing
Which forced me to look up
I hope I get through this at work

I would love to have a beer with Duncan
And get totally ******
Wobbling all over the fucken floor
Giving every girl a kiss
Being intoxicated is what we do for fun
I would love to have a beer with Duncan
Cause he’s number 1
I would love to have a beer with Patrick
Cause he is a father figure, yeah
He will show me the right way to get drunk
So we don’t have the cops spoiling our ****** fun
He would jump up over me
Ready to fucken spew
I would love to have a beer with Patrick
Cause he’s a cool dude
I would love to have a beer with Barry
When we go to the pub
And then some guy cause him a great big old fogie but nowadays that guy is probably a snob
Barry will buy a packet of the finest chips, oh yeah
I would love to have a beer with Barry
And give him the stare
I would love to have a beer with Paul berenyi
Because he is so cool
He will drink methane like it is going out of fashion, to improve his next life who is driving trucks in the mines
You see whether it is a boy or girl mate he will still do that
I would love to have a beer with Paul berenyi
Cause really he is a cool katt
I would love to have a beer with Christopher
Yes that would be pretty cool
He is succeeding in his job and he is having fun
And yes oh yeah he breaks no rule
You see he provides for his family
Which means a lot
I would love to have a beer with Christopher
Cause he is no silly sod
I would love to have a beer with Alexander
I would love to have a beer with my pop
I would drink with him forever
Right untill the world goes pop
Giving gifts of oysters and two lambs ready to eat
Because if I have a beer with Alexander I will get a good treat
Beer beer ****** good beer
Having a good beer with everyone here
Drinking the worlds finest beer
Fast or slow Duncan is here
I would love to have a beer with Duncan
Yes getting ****** sounds so cool
You see Duncan has proved to us
That by all means he is no fool
Everyone who was mentioned
Having a beer with me
I would like to have a beer with Duncan
Oh yeah that makes me happy
I’m a happy dude and I am a party dude
You are an angry dude
Never ever a happy dude

Heal Australia make it better, mate
Bring rain to put out the fires
In NSW, VIC, and kangaroo island
Too many homes and businesses
Are ceasing mate it isn’t really good
There were people dying and koalas losing homes make the world better, mate for me and for you
You see batemans bay is losing tourists mate it is bad it is sad oh yeah that is pretty bad oh yeah
The local fish and chip shop getting no customers and losing business each and every day
And the whole street totally deserted mate, which is unusual for the town of batemans bay you see
People losing homes and it’ll be pretty hot tomorrow and the Clyde mountain still has fires yeah and it is causing problems yeah I feel for everyone there it is sad
Heal Australia from these evil spirits
Of amrosi and milat and osama oh yeah we need to bring a storm
But no lightning no
Just a storm to put out the blaze
Come on rain this is important yeah
Fires are still going and we need more flaming rain
Sport is being cancelled because of smoke and that spoils the local community yeah
Come on rain keep the blaze from hitting Canberra
It will be hot tomorrow so please don’t bring these evil spirits over here
Just make everyone take procautions
To get every flame out and then bring the storm to get rid of each blaze
And send these evil spirits right to hell
And kick them out of this country
Just get rid of the fires
Everywhere it is burning with a big storm oh yeaaaah

Ommmmmmmm thank you for the rain and it is helping but we need more
Ommmmmmmm we need to help keep these evil spirits from winning
Ommmmmmmm so we need to keep pushing for the rain
Ommmmmmmm even if they can’t Backburn we still need rain
Ommmmmmmm lots of it but we need rain in areas where there are fires
Ommmmmmmm but to break the drought is just as important as well
Ommmmmmmm people have been asking for rain for months now
Ommmmmmmm and we need to ask the heavens to break to ease the pressure on the fires and break the drought for the farmers
Ommmmmmmm we do need to stop fires though we need to fight those evil spirits causing it
Ommmmmmmm we need to punnish anyone who plays with fire in this difficult time
Ommmmmmmm wipe the smile of his face
Ommmmmmmm he has done the wrong thing
Ommmmmmmm we need to give him a suitable punishment
Ommmmmmmm please open up the heavens and bring rain and help put any wrongdoers behind bars or give them hefty conditions
Ommmmmmmm bring more rain
Stop crime that caused the evil spirits for making their rain
Ommmmmmmm bring rain bring rain
Ommmmmmmm the rain you sent has done some good so bring more
PLEASE

Thank you, but we want more
Thank you for the rain you gave to eden, it downgraded the flame
But we need more rain
We need more rain
Ommmmmmm please expected rain come and put out the flame
Ommmmmmm in Victoria and NSW
Get rid of these nasty fires which is causing the toxic smoke
Ommmmmmm come rain come rain
There is some rain but we want more
Ommmmmmm come on religious leaders get behind your good book
And pray to open up the heavens
Ommmmmmm and bring enough rain to put out the fires
Ommmmmmm open up open up open up, the heavens and bring rain
We need it right now
Ommmmmmm people are dying
Ommmmmmm people are losing properties
Ommmmmmm people are worried
Please bring rain to stop these evil spirits from their reign
Ommmmmmm stop fires
Ommmmmmm stop evil spirits causing it
Ommmmmmm bring more rain and stop the reign
Ommmmmmm bring fortune to the community which is strong
Ommmmmmm keep it strong
Ommmmmmm very very strong
Ommmmmmm destroy toxic smoke
Ommmmmmm which is keeping us indoors
Ommmmmmm ommmmmmmm ommmmmmm ommmmmmmm
Please open up the heavens and bring more rain to put it out

I want to congratulate all the celebrities who have offered their condulances or given money to aid
Fire victims, like Ellen degenerous
And Nicole Kidman Keith urban pink Celeste barber Hugh Jackman
Harry and Meghan
I want to congratulate all the sports events that are held in Australia during this hard time, playing fun games to donate money to the fire victims and fighters like every slam dunk and every three point shot and auctioning off sporting memorimbila
And in the tennis every ace scored gets a donation and then giving all the money to help out where they can
They do get a lot of money so they should help out seeing some sports events are in fire ravished places
This means just one thing
Whatever the evil spirits are doing through these fires it doesn’t stop the community spirit of this great country
I would like to know what the match between Sixers and strikers are gonna do, there are two ways to stop this reign by evil spirits first the rain
And while waiting show community spirit
CONGRATULTIONS to every famous person who helped in relief

The psych ward is for losers
You bet ya ****** oathe mate
Their losers
The psych ward is for losers
Only losers go there
You see I hate the psych ward
It is for people worst than me
I don’t belong in the psych ward
No I ****** don’t
I prefer to be free mate
Never locked away in there
The psych ward is for losers
Losers they are
I prefer people who try and keep out of trouble
And I know it will be easy
All I gotta do is keep out
The psych ward have problem people
Like yellers and sick people
I want them to get better
But I don’t want to be with them
The psych ward is for losers
Oh yeah mate for losers
The psych ward is for losers
Oh yeah bow bow it is

The fires are burning
Burning and burning
The fires are burning
In NSW today
It is sad to see the damage it is causing
And the people who are losing their homes
I am keeping an eye out
Hoping it won’t hit Canberra
But who knows what the evil spirits
Have planned in the spreading of the flames
The fires are really letting out the smoke
Making people wear masks
To make themselves breathe
Come on heavens bring on the rain
And send these evil spirits who caused it straight back to hell
Come on Buddha and god and Mohammad bring on the rain
To take any signs of hell here on earth
The fires are spreading to kangaroo island and making people worried
What about the poor seals and animals who live there oh yeah
Come on rain destroy those evil spirits
And put out the wild bush fires
That they caused
It is very sad oh yeah so sad
Sport is being played and are asking for donations to help with relief
Yes they need it, I hope rain comes soon
Come on religious leaders
Try and stop these evil spirits
Who are causing the fires
And send them back to hell

Be a boy tough and cool mate
Be a boy who loves life mate
It is good to be a boy mate
Everyone knows boys are
Into boxing where they can gain strength
Each boy knows how to get strength
Into their bodies oh yeah
Girls can fight if they want to
It is normal for a girl to want to be strong yeah
Cause it helps them defend themselves yeah
Nowadays boys and girls are equal on strength
Boys have the power but so do girls as well yeah
If you see a boy party it could be obnoxious and girls seem to let out a smile yeah
But both boys and girls party yeah
With a smoke in their mouth
Then the boys and the girls
Try and give up to be a success story
All their friends will like them
Just for giving up smokes oh yeah
Boys lift heavy weights to prove their stronger
Girls do the same for the same reason
Both genders muscles are getting bigger as both become flexible
The 80s line boys are better than girls
Doesn’t really exist anymore
Boys have to be nice mate
And so do the girls mate
If both genders can get along together
The world will be a better place

On the south coast of Australia
There are terrible fires and they are so terrible it is leaving smoke in nearby towns like Canberra and in Sydney, I hope the heavens can bring the rain they need before the fires become any worse and what I believe is that Ivan milat and amrosi and osama bin laden are working with the devil to really cause havoc and **** from beyond the grave, they aren’t worried about reforming themselves with their next earth body, they just want to make the fires really make people lose their homes and memories and possessions like teddy bears and other souvenirs and each night I am working with Buddha and god and Mohammad to not make these evil terrorists win the battle, for gods sake they are dead, they should be trying to get reformed as a child but they want to destroy the eastern coast of Australia and we must work together to stop them in their tracks
Yesterday I saw a beautiful orange moon, which was a sign that the fires were still around and amrosi and Ivan and osama were determined to really destroy Australia
I decided to recite this poem to
Warn you about Ivan and osama and amrosi are doing to this country after dead and how we are going to stop them
Ommmmmm come on bring rain
Put the fires out which is caused by these evil spirits
Ommmmmm show these evil spirits that once they are dead they can’t harm us
Ommmmmm rid the south coast and Sydney from the fires and get rid of the toxic smoke caused by the evil spirits
Ommmmmm **** spirit amrosi **** spirit osama **** spirit Ivan by sending rain to stop the fires
Ommmmmm open up the heavens and splash the parts that need it
Get rid of the evil spirits that caused these fires
And hopefully the evil spirits will go down in the evil spirit home on Mercury where they call HELL
Please save Australia east from this reign

There was a dude who liked to party
And jimbob was his nameo
Yes he does oh yeah
Yes he does oh yeah
Yes he does oh yeah
Jimbob was his nameo
He will go down to the club on nye
And dance to the bando
Come on dudes party yes
Come on dudes party yes
Come on dudes party yes
At the club on nye
He will watch the cricket in summer
And footy in the winter
He will cheer real loud
He will cheer real loud
He will cheer real loud
At the footy and cricket
Buying a beer for my uncle
Showed the world I was encouraging partying
Oh yeah that is good
Oh yeah that is good
Oh yeah that is good
But drink responsibly
Playing pool with my girlfriend
Showed I liked to hang loose
I liked to play pool
I liked to play pool
I liked to play pool
I am a family party person
Yes partying is great ya know
Everyone will love it
Come on let’s celebrate
Come on let’s celebrate
Come on let’s celebrate
The fun of partying

I am a rocker
I am a party dude
I like to party
But not with alcohol
Soft drinks I don’t have
Cause they have too much sugar
I just like to dance oh yeah
I wish people will support me
I wish I can have fans
I know it is hard but I just want
To party, yeah
Sparkling water is what I drink at
Midnight New Year’s Eve
Party on party on party on we go
I am a rocker
I like to party yeah
I like parties around me
Cause it shows people having fun
People who hate parties
Are very boring people
Yes they are they really are
I am a rocker
I am a real cool dude
I don’t want to die yet
Cause I ain’t ready, no
I like to enjoy the party atmosphere
Yes I do it is really cool
Rock and roll and party all night
But eating too much ain’t partying no
I don’t wanna do that
I want to rock and roll
To every song on YouTube
I want people to support me yes
Everyone will like me cause I am fun
Party on party on party on oh yeah
I like to party to everything I watch and listen
On my iPad tv and computer
I like to have fun
And not get drunk
Because that is not partying to me
They could cause problems
Like getting in trouble with the law
Like being cowards punching people
Thinking it is cool
But everybody wants to have fun
Yeah alright
Rock and roll rock and roll rock and roll dude yeah
I don’t watch crap or anything negative
Keep with the positive
That is for me
I just want to keep the party on
I want to be liked and be respected
The voices in my head I want gone
Except for the happy people I had
In my life
Like a mate named Patrick E
He helped me and gave me
A friend to muck around with
Yes oh yes Patrick was cool
Being cool is for me mate
But getting drunk causing violence
Isn’t cool
I know cool is a young person word
But I don’t care, no
It is just a me thing
To be cool

Ommmmmmm Christmas is really hard for the fire victims
Ommmmmmm they aren’t really having a merry one
Ommmmmmm the survivors need money to rebuild their lives and properties
Ommmmmmm their main Christmas wish for Santa to bring them is rain
Ommmmmmm they need it now
Ommmmmmm so many houses are burning down
Ommmmmmm please Santa bring them rain, plenty of rain
Ommmmmmm because the kids are suffering and so are the adults
Ommmmmmm rain rain come today
Enough to put out the fire yeah
Ommmmmmm we want them to have a merry Christmas we want them to have a merry Christmas we want them to have a merry Christmas
Even though it will be hard
Ommmmmmm while you are having your large Christmas dinner or lunch
Ommmmmmm spare a thought for the people who lost their homes from fire
Ommmmmmm even if it is hard if your poor
Ommmmmmm but a hearty meal is good enough or clothes and toys and other stuff like money
Ommmmmmm please let the heavens break and cause heaps and heaps of rain
Ommmmmmm too many lives lost and houses lost
Ommmmmmm please Santa
I don’t ask for much
Ommmmmmm but please give them rain, it doesn’t matter about any backyard cricket because fires are more important
Ommmmmmm c’mon Santa help them now

Farmers farmers
The mighty farmers
The backbone of this country yeah
They need to have rain to run their farms
Or it will be too dry
Each farmer is battling the Aussie sun
Doing what they do
Trying to bring Aussie produce to the tables
Yeah mate ****** yeah
Farmers farmers
The mighty farmers
The backbone of this country yeah
You see they need to help the future of this country get a good education
But they do need rain
And if you can you must give them money
Because it is a hard ****** job
My ****** oathe
It is great to see the worlds famous singers
Putting on a hay mate concert to help them out
And get everyone to sing great songs
Farmers farmers
The mighty farmers
The back bone of this country yeah
Come on Australia
Give three cheers for our farmers
Help them out
Buy them a beer
Give them the shirt off your back
And help them financially
Yes they will appreciate your help
And yes they will feel great
And so will you because you are
Helping the backbone of this country
Farmers farmers
The mighty farmers
Give them your time
Because they are doing it tough

Last night I was ******* in my bed with my best friend Patrick Enright and my other best friend Brendan Schulz by ivan molar who really wanted us 3 *******, you see Ivan grabbed Brian Allan and put him in the back of his after life Ute and then grabbed Patrick and Brendan and sat over them saying you three you three you three I will keep you three here forever
You see Ivan wanted to die so he could grab Brian Patrick and Brendan
And hold them for a hefty ransom, we were scared as Ivan stood over us with a very sharp knife saying you three boys or should I say men won’t live very much longer than where you are now, Brian said you are evil very very evil, let us go or I will bash you
And Ivan Milat just laughed and said
How could you bash me I am bashing you and you will never escape from me and Brendan said *******, get us out of here please but Ivan just laughed and said you 3 men’s kids of the 80’s will never escape you 3 will die in your sleep and the next day your families will be planning each of you’s funerals and Brian was scared as he didn’t want to die and started to struggle saying get me out of this evil realm with this evil spirit but Ivan wasn’t wanting to let us go, Ivan wanted these dreams to be our last dream of our current lives and I will hold Daniel morecombe with me you will never free him, you will never free yourselves and Daniel will join Brian Patrick and Brendan saying you 4 will never escape from me, I will push your bodies down onto the floor of this after life vehicle, none of you will escape and Patrick said please let us go Ivan and Ivan said no and tied all our legs real tight saying none of you will escape none of you I tell ya, the rope is on too tight and it is enough to make you suffocate and Patrick said it is Christmas, Isn’t that the time to be nice and Ivan said no, this is the time I make you four boys suffocate
Till you can’t live anymore
Heh heh heh heh heh heh
Brian Patrick Brendan and Daniel morecombe were struggling to get free because this man was not joking when he wanted to **** us and we were scared as we were trying to take the rope from out of our hands and feet and the gag on our mouths
We were very scared as everything was very tight, Ivan drove the flying panel van around the afterlife saying ha ha ha me the great
Got four Boys ******* in the back
Never oh never will they escape
Because I have them ******* and wrapped in my kidnappers cape
I can hear them struggling said Ivan oh yeah
But nobody else could so I will succeed in this kidnapping oh yeah
Go on Brian Allan and stay there Patrick Enright and keep there Brendan Schultz while Daniel escaped saying I haven’t got time to free you all, because I want my next life which is Ryan Donnelly to not have these problems and Patrick said mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmm
He was really saying please let us go
But the gag was on his mouth too tight and suddenly Patrick Brian and Brendan were being whipped and Ivan said I will ****** you three in your sleep and Brian Patrick and Brendan woke up but Ivan said I will get you when you go back to sleep
So watch your back

Come on rain
Just enough rain
To put out the fires
Which is sending the smoke
Which is forcing us to smell it
Ommmmmm come on rain come on rain
Ommmmmm put out the fire
Don’t make too many people suffer
Let people enjoy their lives
Ommmmmmm put out the fires
That are crowding eastern Australia with a puff of smoke
Ommmmmmm don’t make people lose the memories no don’t
Ommmmmmm Christmas is coming
It will be hard to spend Christmas away from their humble abode
Ommmmmmm and the teenagers who want to go to the coast with their friends
Ommmmmmm please put out the fires
Let the eastern side of Australia breathe easy please please please
Put out the fires please
Ommmmmmm bring on the rain
When the fires when the fires
Are burning we need some rain
Because if the fires keep burning
Keep burning more properties will really burn
But ommmmmmm when you pray for some rain you pray harder
To make it heavy and last long enough to get rid of the fire and the smoke that goes with it
Ommmmmmm rain rain come today
Put out the fires which are really going astray rain rain please send them heaps so it would put out the fires oh yeah

Hello dudes and dudettes
Welcome to Jupiter moon
And last night I had my bowling presentation and my team got the third place trophy and here is a poem about it

Yes I know we deserved it
Yes I know we loved it
It was pretty cool, and
I feel like partying with a few methane smoothies sprayed all over the place
A great night for celebrating
Every single one of us
Party party party
To say what a great team we were
It wasn’t second place
And not first place either
But third place gets a trophy
So we celebrate it as well
I remember doing the Macarena fast
Just imagine how tired you feel afterwards
The methane gets through your body
And you party like hell
Not in hell, for there is no such place
Ya know mate yeah
Doing the air guitar and doing the dance moves
While your trophy is in the box
Congratulations and celebrations
Brian Allan won third place oh yeah
It is a time to celebrate and have fun
Yes it’s time to really show our skills off
Yes bowling is a fun sport
And we all get together and have some fun
Giving high fives to everyone
As you won oh yeah
Partying is the time to celebrate
Winning the third place spot

And I mentioned the Macarena and here is the bowling celebration version
1 2 3 4 perform well at bowling
Don’t give up even if your bad
Because when I was a kid I wasn’t very good
But I got better with age
1 2 3 4 you see you concentrate hard
And you could do it
Just keep your ball in the direct centre
And the rest of the story writes itself
And all the glory
And you will be on your way to winning a trophy yes
1 2 3 4 come on ya ****** pin
Fall the **** over I want to be a top bowler at the end of the year
But you have to say with your feet stamping on the ground fall fall fall
1 2 3 4 you see I had my moments
But I still got there in the end
It was good it was grand as I understand
That yes if we win more games together as a team it will be fun
So much fun yes party on

That was the bowling Macarena
Which is pretty cool
And I am going to start my cruise around the cosmos celebrating my third place trophy with a few methane smoothies but before I go here is a little cool number

A B C D E F G
I kicked but at my presentation yeah
Everyday when I went to the alley
I came one step close to getting third place
It was fun and it made me glad
Drinking water and having fun
H I J K L M N O P
I celebrated up here in nirvana
Telling the cosmos I am the boss
Yes party on and never stop
Yes dudes party like you will never drop
Q R S T U V
Yes my score of 213 was the best of that week
I am happy as I charge my methane glass
Yeah mate yeah I kicked some ***
W X Y and Z
Come on dudes try and be on the same team as me

Ommmmmm what a great performer he was
Ommmmmm the great greedy Smith
Ommmmmm off to the big concert hall in the sky
Ommmmmm ready for his next life
Ommmmmm singing songs like live it up rock and roll music if you leave me can I come too
Ommmmmm you will be sadly missed in the music world my friend
Ommmmmm everyone will worship
The ground you walk on
Ommmmmm just imagine greedy
You were only 63
Ommmmmm you didn’t deserve to die
Ommmmmm it is mighty sad
Ommmmmm after all the times you performed in great venues
Ommmmmm I remember seeing you at convoy for cancer
Ommmmmm you looked pretty regular dude
Ommmmmm as you perform the songs that made you famous
Ommmmmm Jupiter moon is your next venue
Ommmmmm so you can sing your way to your next life
Ommmmmm you will join the young
Ommmmmm show the young how it is done
Ommmmmm there are plenty of parties going on up there
Ommmmmm and you will go to plenty
Ommmmmm you will be sadly missed
Ommmmmm live it up in your next life greedy Smith
Ommmmmm and party on

Hi Donald trump

What are you going to do for us now

Build a war to keep Mexicans out of the USA and we will live in harmony
Yes that sounds good

Yes, well Donald trump what is another thing you are going to do for us now
Well, today rick Perry said I was the chosen one, god help the world we live in

Well, what is another thing you will do for us now, Donald trump
Well, I will extract a political favour from Ukraine in exchange for official acts

Ok well Donald trump what is another thing you are going to do for us now
Well, I will surround myself only with the best and the most serious people

Well, ok Donald trump what is another thing you are going to do for us now
Well, I will appeal to the Supreme Court especially when they rejected my offer, what a pain it was

Ok, well what is another thing you are going to do for us now
Well, I will restore an accused war criminal’s rank in the navy saying dangerous dangerous dangerous

Well, Donald trump what is another thing you are going to do for us now
Well, I will put 2020 before navy seals ha ha ha