Patrick Enright was my best friend at school and I came to his house to muck with him and listen to my music and his heavy metal music like Judas Priest and I thought of Judas Priest and **** priest as a little cool kid, but then Patrick told me not to hang with him anymore, I felt bad and this made me muck around on the street and then everyone was teasing me and Patrick was a bit worried of how the friendship turned out so he started to look after his 5 year old nephew jonithan who was his brother Martins kid and as I was going to the pub and the mall and the gym and to the sports events when I was coming home from those things and I heard Patrick teasing me with jonithan and I was saying very hurtful things to him
As I walked up the hill and then as I entered my home I said cool kids do what I do yeah only yeah mate yeah kids do you what you do Patrick and then I played basketball outside in my yard and pat was teasing me with jonithan saying to him imagine what this ******* will do next and then said Brian what are you going to do for us now, do your housework write a story go to bed play a show and make sure it is a kids show so I can watch it with jonithan, Patrick say like a man with a frown and jonithan was smiling like a kid would if I was famous and he went yeah mate then Patrick at the end of the show said to jonithan let’s put barnesy on for a party and jonithan was doing the little 5 year old head banging routine which looked so cute, I mean kid cute, not **** cute, he was too young for that and then Patrick walked down the road with jonithan the same way he walked with me singing we’re not going to take it with his stereo and stopped off at the service station to buy a packet of chips and munched and said to jonithan little cool dude, you are a cool dude don’t deny it
And then the bullies who called me a Woosey came into his house and said to him, don’t muck with Brian, he is a woos
And I understand why you treated Brian like a normal young dude, but he was a **** or a woos, and Patrick was mucking with him saying here is $30, so you can buy yourself a meal and leave Brian alone
And this happened every time Brian went out because his dad was very violently disappointed in him and mum wasn’t happy either and jonithan said look at this ******* and Patrick said, yes I know but don’t tell him, you are too young, then Brian saw jonithan at the mall looking in the music shop but when I left about 2 minutes later so did jonithan and said he is a fat **** and pat said fat **** fat ****
You are a fat **** and I said leave me alone patty watty and pat pushed his legs through the kitchen and cooked veges and chicken with his family at his house
Jonithan loved it so much, in the pub he said, you are not ever going to be like me and Jonny and jonithan said yeah mate yeah

Have a party
Have a party
Open a can of beer and party yeah
Also go to a club
Play on the pokies
Eat a meal
Have a few beers
And have a party
Listen to a band singing
living on a prayer
Mr brightside
G’day g’day
Lay down sally
Mustang sally
Queen of hearts
And we all get on
The dance floor and have a party
Sing clap clap here comes Charlie
The great old blimie Charlie
While watching Charlie Dixon
Score a goal for port Adelaide
Drink a tooheys for Isaac Heeney
Have a Carlton for Charlie curnow
Another Blimie Charlie to think about
Go for
Sydney Sydney Sydney
To win the flag for 2024
Party party party till next year
Have a party have a party
Celebrate your footy team
Whether it is Carlton or Sydney
Or maybe port Adelaide
Yes yes yes
Party all night, NEVER stop

C’mon guys let’s gather around
And tease the shyperson
But he isn’t a shy person
He is like us
And then he grabbed him by the *****
Creating an itch
Saying tease him dudes and hit him on the head
And hit him in the grind
We need to make him shy
He hasn’t any super powers
And then he reached down again into his ***** creating another itch
Saying I am teasing you
And then he said I am no longer a man
I am too shy to talk to your father
Hide in your house
You are getting robbed now mate
Just sit there and let me rob you
I might need a gun
Or a pocket knife
And then he reached down into my *****
And creating another itch
And if you keep reaching into my *****
I cut your hand off with my pocket knife
And he said I am teasing you
Hit you buddy in the head
If you want to young man, listen
To what I say as I am reaching
Into you creating an itch

You see dad, you are a loser
You kept saying you weren’t a young dude
And you don’t want to be cool
But I made you a little girl
You ain’t a man anymore dad
I know I said I will get you in strife
Just go to bed with your wife
But you were an army man
And an old fogie to boot
You have reincarnated as a little girl
And you have a twin brother
And an older brother
You need to understand that men
Don’t really yell at their kids
They be nice and thoughtful
So your dad is David Campbell
Your grandfather is Jimmy barnes
I took the man out of you dad
So if you have a problem with that
Just be a kid, be a kid
A little girl
I know I hit you dad
But that is why you tried to be a man
My old mate pat is saying
Your daddy isn’t around anymore
Well you aren’t but your spirit
And your new earth body is
And I see a bit of you in her, dad
Ok, but I was being a cowboy
Shooting at the rich *****
You used to play war games
And go on the stock markets
You said we will watch the cricket
With my brother
He didn’t want to
So you watched the bill
You said there will be free television streams
WHAT A JOKE
You told me to live in the present
Instead of living in the past
So why is pat living in the past
He is a *******
But dad
I am sorry I hit you
But I was drunk
A drunken *****
I didn’t mean to get into strife
Oh yeah what a life

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Watching carols on the lawn near a stage at a park going to concerts and the movies as well as too mini golf and throw an axe in the city and ride the merry go round and get an ice cream go to the theatre as well as to an art show and go to fireworks with music on our gorgeous lake go to the museum to play with the things there and climbing a mountain to get really fit and go to friends houses to play games board or action and may I remind you that ****** in the dark is fun going to Aussie rules games as well rugby league union and soccer cheer for your favourite team with a flag and a sign or maybe basketball cricket tennis and baseball enjoy those games going to bed to dream a lot and cook dinner which is nice going for a walk and some a run to get your body into gear
Sometimes it is hard to so you become a couch potato watching tv and YouTube and the streaming services because free to air totally suxalotsky there is only a news reading and a few shows as well as talent shows you could see different shows on catch up tv but don’t watch shows about ******, unless you want to
Or you need to keep up to date but that might make you go to bed late taking medication to make you feel better as well as have an imagination as well buy tablets to get rid of toothaches so Athena can heal your teeth, please god don’t let bad guys ****** me, a horrible way to die
I am a family person to do things with dignity and have a lot of fun

A school kid thinks about
Homework scholarship detention expelling
Boy friend girl friend gay partner lesbians too teasing issues bullying issues and start time 9-00 finish time 3-00 soccer training Aussie rules training fighting in the schoolyard skateboards rollerblades theatre theatre sports dance class break dancing weight training personal trainers life coach anxiety
That is what kids do
And it is said as they enter the bus
When a real ******* enters the bus
You feel like teasing that guy with the kids
Laughing at him
Making him unhappy
About his likes and dislikes
He does things his parents do
While you still do what kids like to do
Or better still forced to do
when he enters the bus with you
And the kids you say
What are you looking at
He says what do you mean it is something from the zoo
Then each kids laugh at him
Saying what a LOSER
With the Ls in their hands
I also said I do things like the kids
You just stay being an adult
While we muck around making
You feel unusual
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Just be careful that kids are happy with this
******* idiot so we can muck around

You see you hit little patty on the head
You can bash him senseless
And knock him dead
But overall it can be fun
To hit patty on the head
You see this dude teases me heavily
Making me feel very bad
I find that patty should really change his ways
Cause he is a heavy teaser
Hit little patty on the head
Patty tries to stick his heart with mine
By making the part of my body stick bad
I feel like crying because he is supposed to be my friend
Just hit patty on the head
Please pat don’t bully me
I really hate you because you don’t seem to care
You put itches in my hair
I really want to concentrate on things
But you put itchy powder on my head
So I
Hit little patty on the head
So he will be better off dead
Making sure before honey put butter on his break
Hit little Patty on the head
I want to go to the ***** patty
And with the ***
I hit little patty on the head