You’re not a man
I am going to hassle you at work
You’re not a man
Tease you when you go to bed
You’re not a man
I will tease you like a kid forever
You’re not a man
I will steal all of your music clothing
You’re not a man
I will try and run you down with my car
You’re not a man
I will make you give all your money to me
You’re not a man
I will tease you if you don’t muck with us
You’re not a man
I will tell the families you are a hooligan
You’re not a man
Every time you sing I will tease you as if you don’t know how to sing
You’re not a man
I will use all your money to thrash you at pool
You’re not a man
I will give you my disgusting left over meals I started to eat
You’re not a man
You stay out all night in the city going to clubs but when someone fights you, you act scared
You’re not a man
Don’t let him sit at the computer
You’re not a man
No, you are still getting bullied, you’re not a man

My breath tastes like egg
A nice plate of scrambled eggs
It happens every time I burp
You see it’s rotten I don’t know
I want the egg to leave my breath
The yolk the white under the shell
And despite whether I eat eggs or not
I still get egg breath
Also I get egg breath when I feel to cut
My thumbs
Instead of blood I have the egg
I hardly eat it but it comes right out
Yes the thing is egg breath
I’ll boil an egg, hard if I like
I’ll poach or fry and egg to have an
Egg & bacon roll
I will scramble and egg like an egg stir-fry
Tomato mushroom and bacon too
I get egg breath it drives me crazy
I don’t like it
When you give me egg breath
I hate it it makes me wanna *****
Egg breath egg breath
It isn’t pleasant

My brother used to party
To party to party
My brother used to party
And I used to join him
You see we danced to the top 50
Back in the 80s
Partying to all the songs
That made the 80s grand
My brother played an Olympic game
Olympic game Olympic game
I used to join him
My brother played a soccer game
Soccer game soccer game
Its name was the boss
I used to join him join him join him
I used to join him the team was really good
My brother made up a name of a sport
A sport a sport and it’s name was handle ball
I like ball games ball games ball games
Like footy and NRL and super 15
My brother used to argue about the umpire The umpire the umpire
I used to hate it hate it hate it
Because the umpire is just doing his job for the sport
My brother goes for Carlton Carlton Carlton
And I love Sydney and Adelaide
I love the raiders the raiders the raiders
Even if they ****
My brother likes the Beatles the Beatles the Beatles
He likes the Beatles
I love racey and beach boys oh yeah
My brother likes coke like coke likes coke
Even if it rots his teeth
I gave it up Judy stick to lemonade dude

You see it is fun to tease a man at work
Especially when they work on the lords day
You see back in 2014 I went to a school to sing carols with everyone
And as I was waiting for the bbq
A little kid called be a little scaredy cat
But Patrick will never come to the city
For the Mgr and he is the person ones
Who is scared of poor people
Because I am not scared of poor people
I like them
But patrick is so scared they travel
Close to them
I know Tuggeranong is where the
Working class live
But Patrick is scared of civic
Because the men are swearing
And using rotten bad language
But pat will never come to civic
And he is scared
But I ain’t afraid to go to city
Because I am SMART
So calling me a little scaredy-cat
When I ain’t is wrong

I want to relax
Watch the sport
Watch the concerts
And the vlogs
Read a blog
Watch the news
I don’t understand why you are stopping me because
You wanted me to do this recently
But you didn’t
You see I want to lose my sleep apnea
And feel great when I get out of bed
I want to have fun
And lose my painful arms
I don’t understand why you are stopping me because
You wanted me to do this recently
But you didn’t want to this recently
I want to lose my headache
And toothache etc etc
I want to relax without losing my breath
You see it is annoying how you
Don’t want me better
I want my muscles to stop a cracking
Please take away my stiff man’s syndrome
Please make me stop arguing with people
I don’t understand why you are stopping me because
You wanted me to do this recently
But you didn’t want to do this recently
I just want it to freaking stop
Stop this anxiety
Make me relax oh yeah
Stop this anxiety
You wanted me to do this recently
But you didn’t

There’s a big big sound
Down Sydney way
With the swans and the giants
They won both games
Different names
Of the goal kickers
Both came from behind
But still they won
Isn’t it a beaut
We are the swans and the giants
We’ll surprise the others this year
Cheer cheer the red and the white
And we will never surrender
Both will fight till the end
It is a great game for both

We are having a family party
With my brother and Jane
Me and pat
And mum and dad
Yes it was rad
Dad was thinking about computer games
To play if it got boring
Me and pat played his computer
He had fun pretending
To drive the car around the track
And whilst we were doing that
Mum came down with the vacuum cleaner
And said we are having a party tonight
Your brother is coming and so is Jane
Me and pat said fine and kept playing
well we have only 2 hours
Mum took an hour
Me and pat were really having fun
Jane arrived at the same time as my brother
They ran up the road to see the neighbours
To include them in
And stayed there for half an hour
Pat played more and dad came in
With some discipline for me and pat
And pat said, don’t listen to him Briany
Just enjoy the game
And then my brother and Jane
Came back to play in the pool
And me and pat played some pool in the shed and dad was saying help with
The preparation kids
The work isn’t just for the adults
Pat kept playing because most parents
Say let your kids be kids
And pat and Brian went back to play computer games
Mum was in there finishing cleaning
Saying kids are treated like royalty
These days, saying sarcastically let kids be kids, pat said what is wrong with that
My brother and Jane went in and joined in
On me and pat
Dad made some egg in a nest
And brought them doen for us
Pat myself my brother and Jane gutsed it down and mum and dad watched tv while we were acting like kids
Then after a while they brought pavlova down and we gutsed that down too
Dad said you are just a pack of disgusting slobs and the party went to 2.00 am then we went home buying beer as we left
Cool man