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I was missing Julia because she left me
And a new girl came close to me
From bowling it was rad
The best girl I ever had
We went to bowl
Had red rooster it was tasty
Then we went to bowling
At Belconnen yeah
Then after that she went back to my house
And I showed her my own private bowling alley
Which was just a computer game on
A 90s computer
We played lots and lots of games
Right into the night
Listening to 2CA on the radio
She liked all the songs I liked
She told me I wasn’t weird
Which is what I wanted to hear
You see we also went out dancing
On a Saturday night
We stayed on the dance floor all night
I wanted to know the footy score
But she wanted me to think of her
But I found it fun back then
A lot of fun
It was dinner and dancing
So radical dude
We also stayed at the bowling alley all night till 6 am
My eyes were really tired
But I had fun doing all this every weekend
As we bowled most of the nights
With all the pro bowlers
I got on well with everyone
We also filled in our days playing
On my own private bowling alley
Yes she was nice and to her I was nice
And I loved playing pool with both girls
One at school and one at club
Rad matey
And I loved being her tenpin bowling doubles partner with some guys as well
A little teddy bear and I love her
A little teddy bear and I love her lots
He is cuddly and cute
Like a little cute bird
Like something you never heard
And you are my cuddly bear
I will name you after my school crush
Julia Clarke as she was sent to border town
Because she hated school and Canberra
But when I look at my teddy bear
I think of her the pretty good looking girl
Because
She is a little teddy bear and I love her
A little teddy bear and I love her lots
I think of all the times she teased
Cause she was a bad girl
Bad girl bad girl nothing but a bad girl
She rode at the back of the bus with me
Oh yeah she is a little teddy bear
And I love her lots love her lots lots lots
Little teddy bear and I love her lots  
Then played pool with me
We would’ve married
But she was a teddy bear that I love her
Little teddy bear and she loves me lots
Pretty girl teddy bear
And I love her lots
You see I was prepared to get teased with her
Cause I love her
You see if I saw her again I will live with her
Julia is a sweet beautiful teddy bear
And I am her cuddly bear
Cause she is a little teddy bear and I love her
Little teddy bear and I love her lots
Little bear ever so cute
Julia Clarke is a teddy bear I really love lots
The coopers family - David has diabetes


After all the nights with a large coke bottle in his hand and a hand in a lot of Christmas cakes, David developed diabetes after having itches in all parts of his body and each itch was very sticky, but this didn’t stop him from eating sugar but Ron hated him doing it and most of the time hid the sugary foods in his house but he wondered if it worked or not, he told don and raeleen to help him through it but David was very moody about it, like nobody will make him do anything he doesn’t want to do but every time he done that he scratched every diabetic itch on his body and began to hate himself because he fought his family about his sugar intake and this made his family wonder why he became a doctor but they kept on with the reason doctors make the worst patients, raeleen was really worried when he bought a packet of dairy milk fruit and nut and ate it all up in 5 minutes and then bought another pack which he was ready to eat it in another 5 minutes and then went to work to look after his diabetic patient as if this was going to help him get through it but this such patient never did a withdraw and David just accepted the fact that he was the same but after preaching when he talked about sugary foods, David went to the 7/11 to buy a bottle of coke and 8 packs of fruit and nut in which he eat straight away and his body was very itchy with a POISON itch, well that is what it felt like to David and David was too scared to give up sugar but everyone was saying, if you don’t give up, you will get the bad itch of DEATH and David was trapped into believing that sugar was helping him get on this world so he prescribed him some metaformin because he couldn’t afford ozempic even if he was thinking of taking the money out of the holiday fund even if raeleen has been bugging him about his diabetes, it wouldn’t be what raeleen wants him to do David thought, so he went back to buy a large bottle of coke from the 7/11 and drank it in the park where his family can’t bother him and the itch started to feel like ants biting him from within and David took a metaformin with a glug of coke which wasn’t the best thing to do because suddenly David put on 30 kg and it could go up even higher and the sugar levels will go up which isn’t really good and raeleen thought let’s get rid of all the sugary foods from the house so David can get help, but David still got itchy sensations but he tried to give up
But it wasn’t easy for him
I don’t know what the original problem is
I haven’t got a problem
I never robbed a bank
I never stole a car
I never bashed anyone
I blame you for my being sick in 2004
I wanted to live in a fantasy world
I wanted you to give me the internet
I didn’t know what I was doing
I though I would I like to water
Down the computer to grow a money tree
And click on the fertiliser about 50 times
To make the tree grow
The computer was a ****** up computer
And I was thinking that watering the
Computer will actually make it better
And I did this every day
I went to the mall to buy
A large bottle of coke
To tell everybody what I saw on tv
In my opinion
And I drank the 2 litre coke down fast
And I walked around the lake
Noticing the sky looking cosmic
And I never knew what was wrong
I was walking faster than normal
And I was visioning people
Trying to kidnap me
Once I got off the bus
But I was running away from then
I was scared and timid
I felt he was chasing me
Or trying to rob me
This happened a lot throughout the day
Coke walk coke computer money tree
Every bluming day
Then eventually I had an episode
Where I was getting phone calls
From people thinking they were old
Mates wondering how I was
I killed my family cat
I don’t know why, I was sick
The police came over
To stand over me and then
I was thrown into the paddy wagon
And I yelled out help I am being kidnapped
And I was given a shot of medication
When I entered the psych ward
And I pushed through every time
My parents visited me
But I felt I was entering the gates of heaven and I was becoming a Buddhist
Seeing god fixing people off to
Their next lives
But I was eating all the soup
And I was missing the computer
But I still thought my parents were
Overreacting
And I was let out and
I still wanted to water down the computer
So the money tree can grow
But I was given a strong medication (risperidal) which was a bad one which started a series of look ups  which was worst than me when I was sick
Then in 2009 I was taken off those drugs and put on  seroquel to stop the look ups but I wasn’t off the medication I swear but
I was sick again and I was feeling I was pushing my apartment up into the air into outer space but I through a lot of stuff outside the door and off to the psych ward and I got out in time for Christmas and I watched the Christmas carols and I yelled with pat saying it is Christmas Brian
The second time I wanted to be an artist and writer and YouTube entertainer and I hated how my family were getting in the way
I am sitting all alone
On a park bench
Waiting for the buskers
To play our songs
Whether they come out quickly
Or take so long
They should be enjoyable
*** *** *** whack him on the ***
Say to each other why don’t you hum
But then after that
The first busker came out
And sang American pie to the crowd
Each verse was sang very well
The last was all so loud
Then they sang joy to the world
By three dog night
And sang out loud being heard right
Into the night
They partied right and all through the night
Never worried what will happen
When the crowd will come out and fight
Then the second busker came
His name was don hoy
And sang on the road again
Thinking about the coach he drove
All over the country
Travelled from Sydney right through
To Perth city
Don hoys version of the song took a while
As he dropped into sale
To pick up Lyle
And take him around the country
They got on well
Being loud, can’t you tell
But Lyle wanted a hot cuppa mate
It isn’t too late
To be with your mate
But I miss my mum and dad
The second song don hoy sang
Was I am Australian by the seekers
You see he missed Judith Durham
And wanted to see her dead body
Through a peeper
When he was supposed to say
We share a dream don said drink
Because that is what the Aussies do
The third song was looking for an echo
And he sounded like ole 55
So as he sang the song
People put money in his hat
The echo was played and
The buskers all went home
I talk too much
About playing football
And doing art like a **** stirring old man
And I talk about partying in the street
And how I can have fun
Doing what I want to do
I talk about baseball and cricket
And who will really win
I talk about my favourite bands
And what I think they should play
Play rock and roll
Blues and a tad of jazz
And kids music Christmas carols
Songs about the Easter bunny
And anthems about 4th Of July
As well as scary music of Halloween
I just love to talk mate
And if you keep on talking Briany
It will be a fun day for all
I talk about fun days
About superheroes nightclubs children playing oh yeah I feel good
I also talk about rugby league
Rugby union Aussie rules and basketball
And I talk about my favourite team
Canberra Penrith parramatta and Newcastle and the New South Wales blues, they won ‘yay’
And I go for brumbies wallabies even 1 from New Zealand and Carlton Sydney port Adelaide and Fremantle and Brisbane  and the GWS giants from aerial ping pong
But I like it a lot
I like to talk and
If you keep on talking briany
It will be a fun day for all
I talk about hot pants cold potato chips
Going you are a cool dude don’t deny it
I talk about KFC Kingsley’s Lido cherry bean they have really good food
I talk about house parties club parties park parties where the music is pretty rad
I like 50s 60s 70s and 80s
And 90s as well
I hate rap hip hop ****** love songs wild hogs no dogs
But I am starting to get used to them
I talk while we play Yahtzee and being artzie and watching a tv show
I talk to mum I talk to my other mum I talk to my brother cousins aunties and uncles
And to Buddha who knows where the dead are when they move to next lives
I talk all the time
But if you keep on talking briany
It will be a fun day for all
I talk to Christians about why they choose heaven and Muslims on why they want to **** and catholics why they go after the young and I like Jews and Buddhists
Yes I love to talk
I say yo it’s Brian and I am  here to say
Talking is the fun thing I do all day
Even politicians get a mention
Like the left wing likes the poor
And the right wing don’t give a toss
Put right wing on detention
And boy love to talk about myself
Yes I get a mention
And if you keep on talking briany
Everyone has fun with you
I want to party I want I want to party
With women and wine and a piece of
Roast Swine and then I get down with
A bourbon and coke and scream out
It can’t be done it can’t be done oh yeah
I party up and party down
Through one place into the ground
Come on Aussies win the Olympics
And make me a happy man
But despite America having better
Gymnasts and basketballers as well as golf
They never win other things except for track and field
And after they win
They head off to the pub and party on
And then you see a lot of kids
The future of the world
Taking up gymnastics in America
As well as golf
Look out for Parker ballinger gym
And Ryan Donnelly golf
It will be interesting
To see them become good sportsman
Despite them being catholics
Change your name to something
Less Catholic
And party on dudes
Right till the end
I feel close to vlogs but not in a strange way
1 2 3 o clock 4 o clock rock
Every day I do things by the clock
Watching music concerts on YouTube
And watching footy on kayo
It is the most radical think I can do
If you want to know my secret
Athena she works on my teeth
Through ibuprofen which helps
Athena help them
Party on matey
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