Three little ducks
Crossing the road yeah
Three little ducks
Making the cars wait yeah
They waddle their bums
As they cross the road
It is like father and child
And mother load
Those three little ducks
In the USA
Waddling on the road
I don’t know where
Those cute little ducks got there
It is totally weird
And very kinda weird yeah
Those three little ducks
Walking across the busy street
I call the first duck
Cute little fella
Second one I call
Wonderful and beautiful
I third one was little
And very very cute
They are the cutest ducks
I have ever seen
As they cross the road
And we have to wait
Those three little ducks
Beautiful and cute
The best
The best
The best
The best ducks I have ever seen

You are a black sheep
A fucken ****** woman’s kid
One opinion two opinion
Shove you up the ***
Then get big saw
And chop off your ****** arm off
One opinion two opinion
Yes that is your ***
You are a black sheep
One opinion two opinion
Shove you up the ***
Oh yeah bow bow
One opinion two opinion
That is the end
Baa baa black sheep
You are a ****** woman’s kid
One opinion two opinion
Yes that is fine
That it takes just one opinion
And then a second opinion
To shove them
Really shove them
Shove them shove them
Up the ***
Baa baa black sheep
I got another woman’s kid
One opinion two opinion
Shove them up the ***
I love the women and my mate pat
Loves the men
He uses his two opinions
To shove them shove them
Right up the ***
Pat is a mans kid
I am a woman’s kid
Because I love the women yeah
I used to like beer mate
Get drunk on it mate
Cause I want women to like me
But I looked like a mans kid
And not a ****** woman’s kid
One opinion two opinion
Yeah mate yeah

I am Santa Claus
Sitting in my house
Seeing if people have been
Naughty or nice
Like helping each other bringing
The groceries in after one member
Buys them
Helping each other do something
Very challenging
Helping each other in looking after each other when they go to a party
This year I am especially looking for people who are social distancing good and whether people ere washing their hands when they can
I am not pleased with some protestors because they are making policemen work harder during these tough times
I am looking at people who have been really kind to one another
I think a lot of people
This year will get good Christmas gifts
I hope they play carols online or social distancing in the park

My father
Mr Barry Allan is now
Betty Campbell

My friend Mark jones is now
Leo Campbell

My grandmother ivy gimbert is now
Annie Leblanc

My nanna Jean Allan is now
John Robert rimel

My uncle ray Pocock is now
Rhett Leroy

Stan Niemec is now
Jackson mecham

Barry Loughton is now
Mitch Ryan

My Aunty Pam Scalley is now
Willow columbo

My friend Scott MacDonald was my cat lucky and now is
Daxton butler

My friend Steve volks is now
Brock butler

My grandfather Alexander gimbert is
Now
Kathryn Rodwell

My grandfather Clarence Allan is now
Ryan Clark

Slim dusty is now
Darci lynne

Murray Flynn is now
David from family fun pack

Ronald Regean is now
Ryan Donnelly

Dean Martin is now
Jack vidgen

Frank Sinatra is now
Ky Baldwin

Bobby Pickett is now
Zack from family fun pack

Don Bradman is now
Xander McGuire

John f Kennedy is now
Stephen Gallagher

Bill woodful is now
My brother Chris Allan

Andy Williams is now
Micheal from family fun pack

Graeme Thorne is now
Me, Brian Allan also I was Albert Waldron John hawker English Blackbeard the pirate Leonardo da Vinci and many more

Elvis Presley is now
Shaycarl butler

My friend Paul berenyi is now
My niece Caitlin Allan

Ruth cracknell is now
Gavin butler

Elizabeth Montgomery is now
My niece Susan Allan

Agnes moorehead is now
Melissa Joan hart

Sue Sanderson is now
Baby Olivia from yes they are all ours

Martin Luther king is
George Floyd

My uncle Stan is now
Isaiah from fathering autism

My cat muscles is now
Abbie from fathering autism

I am not perfect
I will never be perfect
I don’t wanna be perfect
I feel fine and there is nothing wrong with me
Stop worrying about me
I wish people will let me live
Rather than push the heaviness on me
There is nothing wrong with me
Nothing nothing nothing
Nothing wrong with me
I have an illness
But I don’t want people to have these dreams about me
And I don’t want people to get me
To sell all my cool stuff for cheaper
When I could sell it for dearer
Don’t mister Glenn try and be creepy with me
I am not perfect
I am not lazy
I am not stupid
I am not a two year old
You are not my father
You have no right to mix with my mother to get rid of kayo
I like watching sport
As I said you are not my father
I am glad you got arrested
Because you were becoming too much like a bully with me
Now you are in gaol I am glad
There is nothing wrong with me
I am not perfect
I am not a two year old
I am an adult
I don’t care if Glenn hates me
I don’t care if anyone hates me
But I think I am cool
I love life
Glenn treated me like an ornament
Something for his pride
He didn’t care about me at all
He just wanted to put my picture
On the wall to say look what I did
But he is crazy
And I don’t want to try so hard to be Perfect because that is the reason I could have problems
I don’t want to walk or day and night to reach an impossible walking goal
And he has no right to get me to do that
Yes I was an ornament on his wall
He wasn’t treating me like a person
I don’t want to get on tv
Or radio or be a famous poet
I just want to work in a job I used to do
I am a family person
I am a hooligan
I am a man
But I am not getting bullied
I just want to live my life
And have fun
Dad isn’t around anymore
But I am I want to love my life
******* GMJ

Baa baa black sheep
Have you any wool
Enough for each sheep
Owner to call
The people who do knitting and stuff
Everyone wants the sheep to look rough
Moo moo brown cow
Have you any milk
Yes sir yes sir
As pure as silk
You see I want my genetals
To bring a lot of milk
For the supermarket
Meow meow tabby cat
Have you got our cuddle
Very close like a famous huddle
Go meow when a burglar comes scares him away that famous cat
Meow meow tabby cat
Good on you

Bouncing bouncing bouncing
Around
Up and down and around the town
Trying not to **** people off
With my bouncing bouncing bouncing
Yeah
Celebrate with a glass water
Do it if you really feel you ought to
You could celebrate with a glass of water
Every day and night
Get down on the dance floor with
All the chicks
Tick tick tick tick tick tock tick
Dance to songs like working class man and pour some sugar on me
And run run as fast as I can
Then the next day I will run the block
Even if I feel slow
I will still run the block
I have to put up with the pain
Remembering friends named
Pat and Dave and Wayne
Bouncing bouncing bouncing around
Party up and party down
This is fun but feeling like an elephant is sitting on you is not
You must try and move move move
You must try and move
And that will make you feel really good