Working from 8 till 3
In a ****** job mate
It is totally bad
Saying that you want a clean slate
Saying Jesus saves
To everyone around you
Hopefully your boss
Won’t imply that he is out to get you
Everyone in town loves to party
Whether you are dumb or a big fat smarty
You party with bourbon and coke
And then you light up a smoke
And say dude boy am I in trouble
You see this 8 to 3 day means
I will want to party all night
Yes it would make me happy
Yes I want to lift up my hands
And clap clap Clappy
When I do my work
People contradict ya
Saying you are slowing us down
Pushing us around ya
You need to lift ya game
If you don’t want to get sacked yeah
You see all ya want is to drink too much alcohol yeah
Working 8 to 3 only works if ya ready
At the end of the week
You drink and watch the footy
Party on and never ever fail
Party on till the old break of dawn yeah old break of dawn

Daniel is crazy
He lives in the past
He worries that the things he does
Reflects on his family and friends
He worries that me and Phil warren and Paul Andersson drink all that ***** back in our younger years
And not suffer any consequences
But Daniel is crazy cause he isn’t perfect because he used to binge on 4 ruskies and he wasn’t doing it to be social he was doing it to watch the soccer
I watched the footy in the club with a few beers and have a bit of a dance
And the reason Daniel is having consequences is because he is fucken dwelling in every part of his past and I don’t know about Phil and Paul but I am living for today and loving life and I don’t touch a beer but I still am loving life
Daniel needs to stop fucken dwelling in the past stop thinking that god has it in for him because Daniel isn’t perfect nobody is perfect even if Daniel said he is perfect he isn’t
Even if Daniel says that it would great if everybody liked the same thing
It isn’t true, life will be boring if everybody liked the same thing
Because at risk of sounding right wing we wouldn’t have interesting conversations with interesting people
Daniel says we got rewarded in having neices and nephews but that is because we love life and we don’t worry about or dwell in the past while Daniel worries that god caused his family grief but he dwells in the past
My motto is just enjoy yourself and try and forget about the past and don’t dwell in it despite of all the bad stuff you did
You can’t change the past but you can work toward the future
Mentally ill people can make a difference
Don’t listen to Daniel dwelling in the past
But he is an old fogie
Don’t ya think

Halloween Halloween
Even if it is covid 19
We still can celebrate Halloween
We can party with ghosts
We can party with monsters
We can party with Dracula
Yes it is so much fun
Come on dudes it is October 31st
And kids are trick or treating
Around all the houses in the neighbourhood
The crypt kicker five
Are playing excellent songs
Like monster mash and purple people Eater
And nightmare on my street
And time warp just for fun
Yeah yeah yeah it is October 31st
And we’ll party all night
To celebrate Halloween
Happy Halloween everybody

Go the Halloween dancers
Up on Jupiter moon
Bringing the Halloween spirit
To this nice round world
We have dancers dressed up as
Ghosts and monsters and goblins too
Witches and wizards and the witch doctor as well
Dracula comes down to celebrate this day
Drinking blood and eating worms
And anything that squirms
Go the Halloween dancers
Kids going from door to door
Playing trick or treat
With loads of yummy lollies and
Chocolates to eat
How about the devil
He is a funny stupid sod
He tries to put evil into everybody
Yes he is like mr plod
Go the Halloween dancers
Dancing all day long
Banging your head to heavy metal
And other music that is morally wrong
Cheer for the walking pumpkins
And carve plenty at your home
Putting a jack o lantern
Right in the middle
To scare away evil spirits
You see Halloween is a fun time
And everybody has a ball
Everybody at the party
Has to jump for joy
Go the Halloween dancers
Get ready to party all night

I told the witch doctor
He was my best friend
I wanted everyone
To have fun and celebrate
Whether it is a party
Or a hostage situation
That mighty witch doctor
Is a very nasty guy
I told the witch doctor
To go out and grab from within
You see he was a party dude
Back when we were bad
You see this nasty witch doctor
Tries to show he is the best
You see he is the type of bloke to put
You to the test
Yes he will without further ado
He will put you to the test
I told the witch doctor
That this party is kind of lame
No alcoholic beverages to share
And no lobsters from Maine
Just party sandwiches
And the bread is moldy as
Yes that this really nasty witch doctor
Is a stupid ***
I told the Witch doctor
That he is a stupid
Fucken ****** old
Stupid ****** ****

Sadie the crazy lady
Who killed her granny to be close to her mummy
She also killed her grandad
Without lifting a finger when the old guy fell made
It look like an accident
it didn’t stop there she was evil
She showed people about
Her version of death
By burning a candle to a piece of paper
Then Ben who is her desk neighbour
Brought action figures for show and tell
Sadie just burnt them and threatened
Ben by putting the burnt action figure in her locker
That really scared him
He thought Sadie the crazy lady
Should be locked away in Gaol
But Sadie the crazy lady
Killed the mental health workers
By accidently on purpose locks them
In a burning room
Sadie the crazy lady
Drew a picture of Ben being hung
By the neck till he was totally head
But the way Sadie the crazy lady
Could do that is killing her teacher
And made it look like an accident
Yes Sadie the crazy lady
Having fun killing everybody
But she wanted her mummy and daddy
To know nothing about what Sadie was up to
Sadie the crazy lady
Started to figure out a way to **** Ben
But this was going to be hard
Because her house was the only
Place she could do it
And Sadie will be going out
So Sadie the crazy lady
Saw a happy man walking by her
She said to him ******* *******
Or I will fucken **** you
You don’t know me
I could really harm you
Make you jitter so *******
Away from me
And let Sadie **** Ben in peace
Sadie the crazy lady
Was killed by Ben in self defence yeah
When her funeral was on
Sadies mother blamed ben
For killing her little girl yeah
And Ben went to court and
Was locked up for 5 years
And Sadie the crazy lady
Was laughing and saying
I am causing earth grief


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Oh yeah yeah yeah
Look at crazy Daniel
Reckons the world will be
A whole lot better
If we liked and did all the same things
All the same things oh yeah
You see Daniel likes the soccer
And he would like a mate
To watch and talk about soccer with
But he is crazy because
We are all very very different oh yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Look at crazy Daniel
He is crazy cause
He wants the world
To be the same as everyone else
That will be boring so boring
Come on crazy Daniel
Stop trying to make everyone just like you
Because mate the world will be boring
If everyone was the fucken same
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Look at crazy Daniel
According to him
We should all be the same
Boring so boring oh yeah
Because if everyone liked the same thing
There will be no battles in the world of sport with people supporting the same team
There will be a lot of problems in the streets with everybody wanting to do the same thing
People will become too agreeable and boring
Mind you it is good to pretend to be agreeable with Daniel because he hates the difference in the world
The police will arrest you because they can see you did it because he wants everyone to be the same
You see there won’t be many sports everybody will jump for one and the people who miss out will go to the least popular sports
But if you listen to crazy Daniel
You will be boring to the core
And you won’t have peace
You won’t have debates
No it will be boring if everyone liked the same thing