I hate professionalism
Adults, today are too professional
In everything they do
Like dancing, they have to be perfect
And singing, they say they can do it without cue cards
And hobbies, they only prefer the Rich Mans lifestyle like going to private parties and country clubs and expensive theatre shows
Adults today are too professional
They think kids variety nights are lame
Even if they have kids who perform in them
Adults are too professional
They only like going to the sports to sit in the corporate box instead of sitting in the stands, people who sit in the stands wish they were in the corporate box
If a poor man comes into an adults concert dressed in clothes that kids dress in they will be thrown out
Because adults are too professional
And unfortunately the only way to be an adult today is to be professional but there is nothing wrong with reading poems from cue cards
Or singing in the back as long as you have fun
That is what the world should be
FUN but adults are too professional
And say they have no time for fun
I like people having fun
But it’s hard to have fun in a professional adult world

The allans and the karlsons
Where very very close
The adults used to gather round
Playing Yahtzee while the kids played
In the rooms
I wasn’t into the games they played
So I just sat in their lounge room
Watching tv
There wasn’t much on till
Really late at night when they put the winners on
I wanted to watch it to see how each team played
But it only lasted for an hour mate
But still it was fun
The kids wanted me to play ****** in the dark but I don’t like that game
You know I hated darkness
I prefer the light
But I used to joke around with my dad
And I used to tease mr Karlson because he went for st kilda
Even though he was big on Swedish
Table tennis yeah cool man yeah mate yeah
We went to Melbourne
To watch the cricket and walk around Carltons home ground back then
I made a few jokes to make these families laugh
I remember they hung around the tv
On the night of the 1983 election
When Hawke beat fraser
That was the best day in the world
When labor took over the leadership
I know I was a tv fernatic
But I joked around with the kids
Just didn’t muck around running around outside the hotel room
Didn’t wanna get in trouble
I joked around making the kids laugh yes it was fun
But now we don’t see the karlsons
They moved to Adelaide
And our family acted as if they never wanted any of that even if they just wanted to move on

Lyle was a big tough guy
He used to be good at tackling
He used to listen to his fave music
Like air supply and hall and Oates
So cool
He liked to watch neighbours and home and away
He especially liked the *** and wedding scenes where he liked the kissing
We watched a lot of movies together
Like muppets take Manhattan
And witches of eastwick
And beetle juice and Star Wars
And a whole lot more
He got really sunburnt
Attempting to get the Newcastle tan
But he just got the Newcastle burn
He liked the albums I madd for him
From copying onto cassette
He liked going to the raiders matches
Where occasionally he got into fights
I was saying I don’t know this fellow
But we remained good friends
Mind you we had a few fights
That jeopardised the friendship
But it turned out well in the end
We were on the train
And Lyle went to the toilet
And because he was a big guy
He got stuck in the toilet
And as I was guiding him out
The whole carriage heard me
Which was very embarrassing for him
He bowled a fast one in the cricket
I could never hit his *****
And I think he was Douglas jardine
In his previous life oh yeah
We went to red tape and the singles party night
And we danced all night
And we played basketball
And when he stole the ball
And I wouldn’t stop defending him
We would break into a fight
He had this girl named Carla
Who was nice but she died when
We were 21
But she had a lovely singing voice
She is now miley Cyrus in her next life
Lyle was a funny fellow
And we had a lot of fun together

Police are bullies
Police are bullies
You see what they did to that lady
Who didn’t want to wear a mask
They tackled her like she murdered
Someone or something
I know it is the time of the coronavirus
But police have to learn that what they are doing is a form of bullying
Police are bullies
Police are bullies
I know I don’t know the whole story
But she was just refusing to wear a mask
Yes I find the police behaviour was dispickable totally unawesome dude
I know they should be wearing masks there because the virus is at a high
But jumping on her like she was a cold blooded killer for not wearing a mask
Isn’t right at all
It seems the police are using the virus
To be big bad bullies
And if people should take offense to this really understand this
They try and get the woman to wear a mask in a calm way and if they don’t
They just tell her nicely to do it
I don’t believe they tried to be nice
I just believe they are bullies
Big giant bullies
I feel for that poor young lady
Over a stupid ****** mask
It leaves me to just say
That policemen are bullies
Yes they are

**** happens
If you have a friend who goes through life in a negative way
**** happens
The prime minister you have ***** you around
**** happens
If your friend becomes jealous of you because nothing goes right for him when he didn’t do much to deserve it
**** happens
When you favourite sports team loses when the referee is cheating
**** happens
When you have a sister who always puts you down by calling you a negative hypercondriac
**** happens
when your dad doesn’t understand you even if you were working for 3 days a week
**** happens
When your hot water system explodes and nobody helps you straight away
**** happens
When they get rid of your favourite talk show for strange reasons
Just say just say
**** happens
Because there is nothing much you could do about it
**** **** ****
**** happens mate
Move on and get over it

My friends mother sue
Who killed herself last year
Tragic, well oh well she has finally been reborn into the fishfam YouTube vlogs
She told me she wanted to be
In a happy family where she gets plenty of love and attention
She re entered this planet
Just a few days ago
And now she is about to have fun
Hopefully she or now it is a he
Will do as many things as he can
Whether he plays sport
Of theatre or school or church choirs
Or maybe even march in a parade
You are going to have a wonderful
Life in fishfam and I hope
Your family respect you
And you won’t need to commit suicide
There is a lot of things in this great big world
The world doesn’t revolve around the family you departed from
So please enjoy your next current life
Hopefully you will have fun
I will say the song you sang on Jupiter as soon as you died
My name is sue
How do you do
I wanted to end my life
But whoever looks after me in my next life please make me have fun
My name is sue
How do you do
Thanks Johnny cash

Yeah man enjoy yourself
Is what Patrick said to me
He meant don’t worry about
What people think or say about you
Just enjoy yourself oh yeah
I do enjoy myself
Watching vlogs watching footy
Doing art
Making everyone happy, man
I want to enjoy myself oh yeah
Yeah man enjoy yourself
And be in the party mood
You need to enjoy yourself
Who cares what people think
Going to a outdoor festival concert
Dancing to the music oh yeah
Going to a New Year’s Eve party
And dance the dance floor gone
Going to the Tamworth country music festival or watching it at home on YouTube
Either way you still can enjoy yourself
Party on dudes get down
I know we are in tough times but
You can still enjoy yourself oh yeah
Even if this virus is wiping out the world think of the luck you have
Stay the **** at home
And party all flaming night
Listening to Sam and Sam
Travis Collins and concerts that were uploaded oh yeah
The best thing to do is enjoy yourself
And have a lot of fun
Don’t worry about the problems of the past
Just keep happy in a positive way
Everyone is enjoying themselves
On social media and so am I
Yeah man enjoy yourself have a lot of fun
Party party party
Get down and get off ya ***