I don’t know why everybody
Is bullying me to be clean
When I just want to be bad and ****** mean
I have no idea why bad people
Want to be like me
Because I prefer to stay with the real families
Like playing games any sort will do
I don’t want to be like bad people no
I am missing the footy really
Cause of this virus yeah mate yeah
But when it returns mate
I will be happy
As I yell Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi
I want people to stop treating me
Like I have to be perfect
Perfection isn’t the best thing
No the crap it’s not
I want to sit on my couch
Doing my needlework
But why do you worry
I do exercises and I go for walks
So just leave me the **** alone
I haven’t got much on now
But I try and enjoy life
I took down all my signs
Because they didn’t inspire me oh no
I am Australian and I do Aussie things
In art
And when I have a solo exhibition
You can see how smart I am
Party party party
Waiting for pubs to open
But I prefer to stay with the families
I prefer to love life
Aussie Aussie Aussie
Party on

I don’t give a **** about protesting
It just causes problems with the world
I know they are trying to make the world better
But who gives a crap about that
Politics are supposed to be there for us
Even if it ain’t really so
I prefer a good party than protesting
Save peoples jobs
I do the hokey pokey
But I still want to work
But nobody listens to you if you protest
Get us out of isolation
I headbang to bon jovi
Even if I care for that they are out of work
I just don’t want to protest about anything
Because they do more harm than good
To save the immigrants
I will have a beer with Duncan
I care but I think it is dumb to protest
I drop some money in the jar to help
In every charity that they protest about
The protesters only get arrested for
What they do
So what is the point
They are in jail
And I am partying on YouTube
I care but I don’t want to suffer
And that is the way of this world

You shut your mouths protesters
Over coronavirus
You need a good talking to anyway
Oh yeah bow bow
People who talk politics or argue over politics are troublemaking dudes
Protesting on the street after being arrested for social distancing
Well that is really bad
I say you put your vb in
And Carlton out
And party all day long
Try and be understood
That is the way to go
I think protestors of lockdown
Are total *****
What I hear that the government
Is looking after us
Instead of protesting why don’t they
Party at your home
With music that you buy
Or over the internet
Partying is way better than
People who protest don’t you think
Well that is what I think
You could do the hokey pokey
And Macarena and dance to bon jovi
Sing it loud and sing it strong
Make the troublemakers scream
Because what is see that
Nobody is stopping them from having fun
I believe in having fun
Having fun oh yeah
I don’t get drunk
Just get high on life
And boy I am so cool
Arguing with the police is wrong
Even if you mean good
Because the news is telling you
What is on and what is not
So get a life protesters
Of coronavirus fame
And go home where we are safe
And party online
If that is what you complain about
Go and **** yourself
Trapper wants us to protest and get arrested because that destroys our fun
Ohhh yeah bow bow
Chicka

What are you looking at
I want to fucken know
I think it is something from the zoo
Like a wild monkey or lion
I don’t like you
I don’t know you
You think you are cool man
But everybody knows you ain’t
I was a kid who loved to party
And you called me a Turk
I wanted you to *******
But you said no way
I said well, I don’t care what you say
Or think you fucken ****
I just know in my language
Is just Turk is a crazy persons word
You are crazy
You picked on a cool kid
So now I am heading off being respected by the adults
All you are is
A fucken ****** Turk
I will say what are ya looking at
With you trying to be cool saying
Dunno doesn’t have a name tag on it
I will just say
I like him at least he tries to be cool
But I am very cool
I can handle being called a Turk
I write my poems
And mate they are weird
But that makes me the coolest dude
Ever in this city
I chose Canberra to be the coolest dude
And I party at home and I party at
Events around the city
But in this time of Corona
I have to say I can still be the coolest dude by having fun
I believe in having fun
Kicking former bullies up the ***
I remember when a gay man called me ****
But I said ******* I ain’t gay
Someone called a pipsqueak
I hated that also
Party on and kick that Turk up the ***

You see in the days of the virus
It is ****** too hard to bare
We are missing a lot of things
Like footy and other sports oh yeah
But one thing we can’t go on
Unless you want to stay on it
Every night and day
Not doing anything but counting
How far we go
Oh yeah don’t take me on a sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
There is no chance to go on a sea cruise
If you do break the rules
You have to stay at sea
You feel like captain cook
Or even ****** well worst yeah
There is no entertainment
Just cooped up in your cabin
And if you go for a walk on the ship
You have to wear a mask
To stop Corona from spreading
Please don’t go on a sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
There is no chance to go on a sea cruise
Why does god do this to us
Cruises can be fun
With fun for all ages and
Lots of great food as well
But now we decided to enjoy
A lovely trip on the waves
But the biggest thrill now is if you
Cut yourself while you shave
They don’t have local tv
So you can’t watch the news
Unless you had internet
But still people break the rules
They leave the boat spread Corona
All over the fucken place
At the moment it isn’t the best thing
Is to go on a great sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
No more getting on a sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Yes it is best not to board a sea cruise just go home and party on
To YouTube music vids
And think about other people
And stay home if you are sick
Don’t go near the ruby princess
Because it is contaminated of Corona
People being told not to leave their cabins so the virus doesn’t spread
Just ****** well keep away from this sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Please keep away from our sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Yes indeed don’t go on a sea cruise
PLEASE

You see I want to be cool
And I want to be fit
And I want to have fun
Oh yeah just a bit
But I ain’t into bullying
In any way is wrong
Like people forcing me
To run faster than faster
Up the stairs without having fun
I know they train you
And they get you lose weight
But I want to have fun
And I don’t really want to get bullied
No way hoizei
**** u stupid bullies
Fusb
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
I went to school and people
Said I won’t be your friend
PE teacher saying the only way
To be cool is to totally fit yeah
But I could’ve fallen and passed right out
Do you fucken care
I am a typical Australian
You are ****
And you are a bad bully yeah
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
You see when you are at school
And people bully you, yeah
They say don’t cry and squabble with you and lock you in a room
In a classroom in a school
It is bad I hate it
And I feel like bashing them back
If I was good enough yeah
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
You see I hated my mates
Turning against me of the stupid things I did
So I started to hang around the mall
But people asked me for money
Making me feel like a hooligan oh yeah
And after 4 years I hated the bullies
At the mall so I started to enjoy my life saying I love my life too much
To let you guys worry me
I go home and watch the footy
And now I can’t do that now due to Corona it is bad
But those bullies were awful and I say
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
Yes go and get ****** you stupid bullies
Fusb
Whether you are poor or rich or Asian or African or Australian or British
Bullying is wrong
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
******* stupid bullies
Fusb

Working hard to beat the virus
Doing things at home
Partying to music on YouTube
Talking to your garden gnome
Other people are doing what they do in their house
We can’t see what they are doing
Because of the coronavirus
Oh yeah come we are in quarantine
I need to go out
To talk to people oh yeah
About anything you want
And go to the pub to buy a beer
But at the moment we
Are stuck in our homes
From Canberra to Perth and New York, Paris and Rome
Oh yeah come we are in quarantine
Party on the computer
Dancing all day long
Have a glass of ***** and a scotch on the rocks
The only mates are my pets
Pooch and clamentine
And everyone is partying in in in in
Quarantine no sports on the tv
No movies in the cinema
No theatre on anywhere
It is enough to drive ya nuts
They are putting entertainment
On the tv from their homes
Oh yeah come on we are stuck in
Quarantine
We can’t watch the Logies
Because there will be a breach
Of social distancing if they share a peach
Kids can’t go to iplay
We can’t go to whatever
We want to go
It is just fucken ****** annoying mate
Being stuck in quarantine
Yes I say it is annoying
Being stuck being stuck
Right here in quarantine