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Beck and Johnny went to work in the same place and they did the same line of work which was cleaning Johnny was signed up to do the toilets but beck was really confused of what he was assigned to and had to always get reminded by the boss
Beck was cleaning every toilet thoroughly and then Johnny was there in the toilet of the cafeteria where him and beck had a big fight
Because both of them claimed they were assigned to this job but beck wanted to do it because he was better at it so Johnny left and as he walked toward the pool bar, the boss said clean this bar and clean the tables and put the chairs on tables and sweep and mop the floors and then put the chairs back on the floor and when you are finished come and see me and I will assign you your roster for each day so you and beck don’t do the same job and Johnny said aren’t you thinking of me doing a good job and the boss said no but beck is doing brilliantly and you are running around doing a half *** job
You will get sacked if you don’t get your priorities right mate and Johnny argued with the boss saying every time I ask you what I do you say just check what needs to be cleaned so I do and you still complain
If you sack me I will soo you and the boss, very worried about being sooed said ok, I will give you a list of duties every morning but I am busy, so you can’t ask me any questions but Johnny said no I need to know what I need to do and I need to ask you if I’m not sure and the boss said you are skating on very thin ice with this job
You might be sacked if you don’t do your work and if I see you trying to do beck’s work, I will sack you on the spot and Johnny left and came back the next day and got his duty list and did his duties but still ran into beck and the boss said you ain’t supposed to be here and Johnny said I finished here so I am helping beck and the boss said clean the bar and the pool
And clean each table so I can see my face and then go outside to sweep the driveway and do it thoroughly like beck does and at the end of the day
Johnny went to clock off and the boss said, your jobs are poorly done so you are fired, and that means I have to find someone new to replace you
And then beck came up and the boss congratulated him for such a great job he did and he promoted him to work in the rooms with the girls and Johnny was unemployed very jealous of beck who was way ahead of him in work, even if he was lazy at school and Johnny did way more work
Well, that just means being lazy is the answer to find harder workers in you
John Barton was a happy soul
Who went to work and thought he was really cool
He went to the local ice hockey match
To bring the players closer to god
He was trying to help each player Become the best they can be
He tried to be a crazy adult by going to bed and he wasn’t that tired
So instead of staying in bed
He got up and watched more tv
And also argued with people in other houses
Even though those people were in bed and not really teasing him
But John wanted to be cool so much
He pretended these people were teasing him stopping him from being cool so John can be the coolest dude around
And because of how John wax acting
Nobody wanted to be his friend
And all the neighbours hated him
Because their guests left because
Of Johns yelling
John said i am cool and you are stupid
You are a brainless twit
And I am cool
I am better than you in every single way
I stay up cause I can’t sleep
Doing art writing stories and playing computer games
And smoking snd droning as well
John Barton is cooler than his mates
One friend said, mate what are you talking about, you are no mate of mine say your my friend
John said I am an adult
I have fun I stay up all night with my mates but I am a cool adult
And you are a wimp
Some neighbours came up to his house and said would you f..n quieten down I have to work tomorrow dude
And John said ******* *******
And try to ignore
You are stupid you are dumb
You like to go to bed and never want to say
Go bed little child mate in every way
And then John picked him up and said
Don’t come to my door ****
******* Turk so we can get on with our lives
And John wanted to be a cool adult
And he was
When I work outside I look up
Making it hard to do the work
I want it to stop
Because working is making a difference
And that is what I like to do
I believe in reincarnation
But it isn’t my job
I have powers to bring people to their next lives
But I want to have an earth job
Where I can improve my mental wellbeing
I want to pick up glasses in a club
But with the clubs shut at the moment
I can’t do that yet
I want to clean in a hotel
I have experience but with nobody
Holidaying at the moment
It will be hard
And I don’t want to catch the coronavirus
I would like to do cleaning in a office
Like get picked up early
And clean the office
Before the workers arrive
But I don’t know if there is much work
Like that at the moment
I would like to learn how to work with horses, ya know get confident with animals but I worry about hurting myself hard
I can’t work in a hospital
Cause of my past
I would like to write for theatre or television
But it might be hard to do that kind of work
But I want to make a voice for the community
I would like to do paid work so I will have money for things
I would like to work at big football matches selling food
But I did that and I am sick of that
But overall I want this virus to be over
So I can have face to face meetings
With my advocate because
The phone interview isn’t working
I wanna go to bed my love
Into bed to cuddle my teddy
Having fun in my dreams
In my bed cuddling my teddy
Having a methane smoothie
With my dad in a bar on Saturn
Having fun getting ******
Enjoying life oh yeah
I wanna go to bed my love
Ready to cuddle my teddy
Yes indeed it will be fun
To hop in my bed with my teddy
You can’t party in clubs on earth
Because of the coronavirus
So you go to bed cuddle your teddy bear and dream about partying in the cosmos yeah
Drinking methane smoothies and eating cosmic burgers
Asking Athena where is the vaccine
Because it is only that I take psychotic medication
That I could go to bed to cuddle my teddy
You can still have concerts
In your computer room
And I have poem reading
Yes that is great and I cuddle my teddy
But when it is time to hop off to bed
And get under your doona
And cuddle your teddy
Teddies are cute
And loving life is what I do
When I go to bed to party in the cosmos
The way my party can be great
Is hop in bed with your teddy
Occasionally my dreams feature death
And I need to suddenly wake up to cuddle my teddy
Instead of causing problems on the street they should party at home
In front of their computer or in the cosmos
And when my earth body is tired I
Go to bed and really oh yeah cuddle my teddy and party in the cosmos
Having a lot of fun
PARTY ON DUDES
The coronavirus frustrates me
Seeing people who normally don’t care about looking after themselves
Getting really nervous about the outcome to what is happening
Seeing there is no sporting events
On except for virtual sports
Which isn’t really that bad
But I was just starting to understand about life
And this stupid pandemic happened
I watch shows about horses and love in the show heartland and I love how they help people who are poor become great citizens
I don’t want to be fully functional
I just want to have fun
And the coronavirus is stopping that
I remember saying Aussie Aussie Aussie
And the kids went oi oi oi
As if I was a normal person
But now I don’t see that
Cause there is no sports
And if sports comes back soon
There will be no spectators
I want to really love life
But this coronavirus is slowly stopping that
I am watching Kevin ****** Wilson
And his daughter perform their YouTube Facebook and Instagram shows I never thought I would like it
But he swears in a really funny way
He hates political correctness and so do I
And I watch living room concerts
And I think they are slowly finding a vaccine to stop it
Though I really want it gone
I personally think nobody can give me what I want now
Because there is nothing good on
I ain’t doing art
I ain’t putting my art up for show
In exhibitions
I am watching virtual afl on YouTube which I am enjoying
But I want everything back
I love to watch parades and they will cancel them because of the pandemic
*******
I am trying to get up early even if I go to bed later than normal
I want this whole virus to end
I am sick of watching the news because there isn’t anything new they tell us
I want to keep up to date though
So I watch it a bit
But I like the community rallying around to help each other
And I like the community going out to have fun
There is nothing on now because of this stupid pandemic
Because people didn’t listen
I love watching AFL
So I watch people play AFL revolution on YouTube to see footy being played
And seeing crowds cheer for their teams even if there is no games on
It is still footy and still fun to watch
Please Athena help find a vaccine
So people can
Go on holidays
Go to concerts
Get the footy back on
Make it not last till Christmas
Bring the movies back to the cinemas
Not **** many more people
I am just getting frustrated
Because there is nothing on
I was looking for work but I am finding the being home for people to ring me hard because I am not getting what I want
I like going to watch the convoy for cancer
Trucks and motorbikes going on parade and good artists performing for us
PLEASE BUDDHA ATHENA GOD MOHAMMAD
FIND A VACCINE
To stop the pandemic
PLEASE END covid 19
I just want to be cool
I don’t want to be sick
But when I do things wrong
I feel everyone is against me
I want to be liked by all
I don’t want to be hated at all
But overall I do
Want to be a nice person
I want to work but I need to learn
How to make myself happy
In every single way
I need to be adapted into the real world
And not have nothing to do
But I need to have training
In learning about the world
I know people like me
In my art classes and ****
But I don’t want psych ward or gaol
I don’t want to keep saying
I love my life too much to **** my self
I don’t want to **** my self
But I want to be in the real world
Having fun amongst other things
I don’t want a job with my art
That is what I do for fun
I want to learn how to face my fears
But treated like a normal person yeah
I don’t like shoes about men wanting to **** themselves that is rather lame
I don’t want to pushed and bullied into
Things I ain’t into even though it works for them
I don’t want people to have dreams for me
Even if it works for them
I want to learn on how to live in the real world
But I want to make my imagination strong
I want people on the street to understand I am struggling
I don’t want to be treated like my negative **** of a mate Daniel
I used to be scared of dogs
But though I have reason to be scared of some I know there are lots of friendly dogs around
I am allergic to bees
And I want people to give me ways
To beat it so I don’t feel scared of life
I don’t want to keep looking up unnecessary like hearing my voices from the past
Even if I like the voices of the past
I want to stop being treated like a shy person too scared of life
Cause I want to love life
I am getting to the stage I want people to die so I can send them to their next lives so I can see what they are doing
I worry about the things I did in the past stopping me from getting what I want now
I am into really wanting to learn a lot about life
I am a man who loves life
I watch footy and other sports
I will find a reason to party
Yes I really do love life
I live my life to the fullest
I like to go out to socialise
Cause I am a social butterfly
I enjoy life every day
Never having problems with the opposite ***
I party all night and I hate to fight
Cause
I am a man who loves life
I go for walks around my neighbourhood
To see how many dudes are hanging around oh yeah
I want to enjoy the best parts of life
I say to others I have less to sacrifice
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