I want to cuddle a teddy
I want to cuddle one now
I want to cuddle a little teddy bear
And I want to love him yeah
I love my teddy
I love my teddy bears
Every night when I sleep
I cuddle a teddy bear
I want to cuddle my teddy
As I look at them sitting on my shelf
I want to cuddle a teddy bear
As they are a little elf
I love little teddies
They are beautiful
Yes they are
I will cuddle them and I love them
Teddy bears are cute oh yeah

It will be sad for those war widows
Who were told so many years ago
Their husbands died in the war
And they had to find somewhere
To lay their body
And so many women became widows
Back in the war
So many indeed
That is why the RSL is around
Because a lot of our diggers lost best friends or mates or brothers
So we have Anzac Day
Where everyone can remember them
I can’t imagine what they were going through and they are reminded of a terrible time
But they need to grieve and they need to go to their driveway and
Remember them
Start at the going down of the sun
And end with we must remember them
We are lucky nowadays that we can choose to fight in the war
Back then they were forced and if they refused they were labelled a coward
Well, we must remember the diggers who fought in world war 1 and world war 2
We must remember them

Anzac Day is honouring the diggers
Who fought and some died
So we can have a great future in this world
They lay wreaths and do the last post
And say prayers like abide with me
And normally without Corona
We see the leaders of our country and states laying wreaths
Normally we can see the tomb of the unknown Australian soldier
War is terrible but what our diggers did was very very brave
This year it will be interesting to see
How many people wake up at 6-00
And remember our diggers
Because it is important
So many people lost their lives in the war
So many people became wounded in the war
You don’t have to go out this year
But we still can honour our fallen generation
Honour honour honour
The fallen generation
Lest we forget
Our fallen heroes

****** oathe I am cool, mate
Don’t ya think
I am the coolest dude in Canberra
Don’t ya think
I really oh really the coolest dude around
I am cool very cool yes indeed
****** oathe I am very cool
Don’t ya think
I know how to be very cool
Don’t ya think
Everyone in this town
Thinks I am so cool
****** oathe I am cool
Don’t ya think
I am into watching football
I am into watching Netflix
I love life when I go out anywhere
I like watching sports like skateboarding comps
Because that kind of sport makes me cool
I have memories of being at the skatepark having fun
I never could ride a board mate
But I still had fun
Everybody knows I am the coolest dude around
And nobody can take my cool away
****** oathe I am cool mate
Oh yes I am
I used to party in the clubs drinking gross drinks
What I can’t understand why people choose to follow in my footsteps
Maybe it is because I am so cool
****** oathe I am cool
Everyone
I know people like me, ****** oathe.
I know ****** is rude but it is still cool oh yeah
I am cooler than everyone

I don’t give a **** what people think of me
I don’t even care if they say I am crazy
I just want to be the coolest dude in Canberra
Not giving a **** about my past
I hate people teasing me saying they won’t be my friend
Especially when they would hate it
In the same boat as me
So I say to them your ****** up
And a stupid clot to boot
I don’t care of what people think of me
I know I might’ve been a shy boy as a kid
But the whole fact is that I lived my life differently
I played footy in the park as well as cricket
As well as playing in the back yard
I found that was fun
And very cool, yes I was the best
My advice to you is
You shouldn’t give a **** of what people think of you
You shouldn’t care if they are being total jerks
Because I know that I could be
A bigger **** than them
And I say I am cool I break no rule
I just don’t give a dam of what you think
Being the coolest dude in Canberra
Is really working for me
Even if the footy isn’t on because of Corona fame
I just sit there watching computer game footy, it isn’t the same but
It makes me feel like I am one of the guys yeah
I know I know nothing about playing the game
I watch others like I watched the game
I don’t care of what you really think of me
I am just cool oh yeah ya see
I like watching Netflix ya see
But only positive programs not negative things no
If I see a man wanting to **** himself yeah
I turn it off and say *******
Because being positive is what I like
I don’t want to dwell in the days of ******* *****
I really didn’t know what I was doing
But if you asked me now I will fucken say GET LOST LOSER
Because I ain’t turning gay for anyone
Not that being gay is a bad thing
It is just not for me, despite my fucken past
And
I don’t give a **** of what people think of me
I prefer to be cool than sitting on the couch drinking tea
Mind you there is nothing wrong with it’s taste, I just ain’t that person
I like art, have you got a problem mate
God I hope you don’t
I just don’t give a hoot what you think

I like people who are there to have fun
Having a drink whilst sitting down
At the moment I can’t yell at for Sydney
Cause they lost the basketball
On the eve of Corona
Everybody is sitting inside
Occasionally going for walks
But not sitting outside
It is nearly winter
We shouldn’t do that anyway
But personally we should let our kids
Do that anyway oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Party at home dancing to the YouTube mix
Of songs that are your favourite
Party at home trying to enjoy life
Even if nothing fun is open yeah
I know I say it is trapper
He is a very bad spirit
But you know what a good spirit is
Anything that makes you party at home
Without remembering when everything was open people used to say TURN YOUR MUSIC DOWN
They might add a swear word
And make it louder than the rest
Party at home
Dancing to your YouTube mix
Like singing songs that made me have fun in my drinking days
Or my wilder days
Or when people hated me cause I liked to party out in the clubs
But now I just party at home
Listening to Kevin ****** Wilson
And Tim Minchin and watching Netflix and YouTube just partying at home
So while you can’t go out to socialise
You have to sit inside and be like a mate
Who only was negative to you
Why did he choose me
Why the fucken hell
I want to live life
I want to never leave life by force
Yes partying at home is very cool
And yes oh yeah I break plenty of rules
But I when I go to bed my friend
I relax and I will tell ya
That isn’t the end
Partying at home is fun
YouTube Facebook and art
The 3 networks I enjoy

Oh yeah I am not crazy
Oh yeah I am not crazy
Even if I used to do the bbq
At the footy as a volunteer
I didn’t care if I had money
Just wanted to bbq at the footy
You see I wanted to change myself
From being a problem person
To a mature adult
And I wanted everyone at the footy
To talk to me the way they spoke
To my mate Patrick
I wanted to be like Patrick
I Koke I should be myself
But I wanted to be like Patrick
He used to like to help people
But he was different because
He wanted money
I just wanted everyone to like me
Because I was such a fucken ****
As a kid
I fought my dad when he tried to help me
I argued with my brother
Even if he helped me too
So I volunteered everywhere
At the footy Aussie rules and soccer
And I worked at vinnies where every Christmas I was Santa Claus
Because I wanted to say sorry to the kids for being nasty
I gave them lollies and I gave them teddy bears
But I ain’t a paedo I just want to be normal
I volunteered at the masters games
And I met dawn fraser
I was in a beard not knowing
How to use a razor
I believe I was Santa in my previous life I had a home in Antarctica before
Athena sent the blizzard
I wanted to be liked by the adults
I wanted to be like Patrick and my dad
I wanted to joke around with workers
I wanted to have fun at Christmas parties and dress up as Santa for the kids like a normal helpful man
I wanted my dad to treat me like a normal person
I worked at the rainbow
Which is a place for the mentally ill
In Canberra
I cooked for them
I washed up
Took out the trash
Writing poetry
All for no pay
It was a volunteer job
I enjoyed it it was fun
I went on holidays where I was
Known as their little helper
I also was known as the little helper at the footy
I wanted to work but I found paid work hard because they are strict and
Harsh I can’t cope with the people saying work harder
I have never got paid for my acting gigs and poetry slam as well
But I want a proper job hopefully o will do the same and get money
Rather than selling my art at trash and trash and treasure that will make art un fun
And I want life to be fun
I wanted to be nice
I was getting fitter for no money
But I actually had a life
I want a normal job
Rather than take fucken orders for people for art
That takes the fun out of art