Hey there you little ****
Don’t give me the coronavirus
You see I would hate to go back
To the days of the brontesaurus
I don’t want your fucken germs
Planted all over me
So please don’t spread this virus onto me
I would love to keep social distancing
That will make my day
But don’t you force me to sit with you
Up close, FUCKEN GERMS
I don’t want to be a germaphobe
So you have to do one thing for me
Just you fucken ****** well
Keep the coronavirus away from me
Hey there you little ****
Don’t give me the coronavirus
You see I would hate to go back
To the days of the brontesaurus
I don’t want your fucken germs
Planted all over me
So please don’t spread this virus onto me
I saw these men in the fruit shop
Touching fruit without gloves
It is enough to make your skin crawl
And not want to be real close
You see he could give me the fucken coronavirus
And mate I will be mad
Yes oh yes old sir
You guys are really bad
Hey there you little ****
Don’t give me the coronavirus
You see I would hate to go back
To the days of the brontesaurus
I don’t want your fucken germs
Planted all over me
So please don’t spread this virus
Onto me
So I go for a walk cause your allowed to yeah
Walking along happily feeling regular oh yeah
I saw a few families riding their fucken bikes
And the good thing is the social distancing is what I like
So I kept on my walk keeping away
From other people
Then this fucken idiot coughed all over me near the steeple
I go mate what the **** are you doing
He said sorry I haven’t the virus
I just feel like spewing
And I said yeah right and I said
Hey there you little ****
Don’t cough all over me
I don’t believe you haven’t got covid 19
Because you really look worst for wear so please kind sir
If you must cough do it into your arm
To keep the coronavirus away from me
Hey there you little ****
Don’t give me the coronavirus
You see I don’t want to go back to
The days of the brontesaurus
I don’t want your fucken germs all over me
Do please please please don’t spread
This virus onto me
Cause I hate it

The Easter parade isn’t on
But you can imagine oh yeah
You can imagine clowns
And bunnies and chickens
And great marching bands
You could see the Easter bunny
Delivers the eggs
You could see the good ship lollipop
Floating on the river
With Eggbert and Peter rabbit
Running on the road
The crowd are a cheering
A cheering the crowd are a cheering
Everywhere around
The bunnies are saying
Let’s party with eggs
Let’s party with lollies
Let’s party with water
To clean yourself out
Oh yeah it is Easter yeah
Party on at Easter yeah
Jesus died for us on Good Friday
Came back to life on Easter Sunday
Just for us

Have a happy Easter dude
Even if I am in to food
In my lounge room having fun
Having a hot cross bun
But only one because I am cool
And indeed I break no rule
Jesus died on the cross
But came back to life the same weekend
Party party party dude
With your iPhone and YouTube
Come on mate you do have class
To kick conservos up the ***
So have a happy Easter dude
Celebrate it at home young Lou
Everyone is sitting at home
But doing things that makes them roam
Yes it is a cool day
But the streets are bare from coronavirus fame
Get the eggs for the Easter hunt
And hopefully the kids are having fun
No footy on so kick to kick over fence
That way is far from dence
April is the month we love
For living our lives with friends we love
But now keep in contact over scype
And we can’t have grandmas lovely tripe
Have a happy Easter dude
Don’t you ever be so rude
With swear words which working class people use
And I noticed the shops aren’t selling
*****
We will hopefully all feel great
We should get up to watch church online at half past eight
Celebrate while you watch me
You should make this Easter, happy
So so so
Have a happy Easter dude
Yes we are cool and we love to party
Especially when we are in the mood

I love the love of Easter
Everybody hanging around
But not with the virus
Social distancing is still goes down
But we still have the famous Easter bunny
And we still have the truth with Jesus
We still have chocolate eggs and bunnies
We still have plenty of old geezers
Believing that they were Jesus who died on the cross for us
And they sing songs of worship
Songs of worship
Jesus is the man who created this day
And god made heaven to get rid of your sins
Every day Jesus is getting closer
To rising from the dead
Bringing happiness to this world, mate
Yes it is a happy day
Eggs and bunnies along the way
Come on Jesus show us who is better
And that is every one of you
Ok dudes party on
Say goodbye to the old on Friday
Welcoming the new on Sunday
And gather your housemates round
For a coronavirus Easter party
Where everybody parties all day and night long
Happy Easter happy Easter
Yes it is a HAPPY DAY
Very happy for everyone around
Happy Easter

Easter Easter
The greatest time of year
Eating hot cross buns and Easter eggs
And Jesus dying for us
You see these are hard times
Where we are encouraged to stay in
But we can do that and at the same
Time we can still celebrate Easter
We can lay eggs all over the house
Hoping our kids won’t find them
So you can have them all to yourselves
You can have chocolate eggs and chocolate milks to enjoy the day
Jesus said something wonderful
Jesus is great at stuff
How he could die on Friday
Come back on Sunday
For everyone around the world
Little peter rabbit celebrates Jesus’s resurrection with the greatest of ease
Happy Easter
Easter the greatest time of year
The time of year where we could feel happy
Oh yes we can
Oh yeah Easter is the time of Jesus
And bunnies and chickens as well
So happy Easter for all
All to celebrate

Little peter rabbit looked out
Over at his village
Ready to steal carrots and lettuce
Yes he is a typical rabbit
Who loves to celebrate Easter
Everyone will go to him
To buy vegetables for their families
But in these times of covid 19
We have to stay home in our houses
Saying, come on Peter give those eggs
And give plenty of jelly beans
Make the kids faces light up
And make them very generous
With the coronavirus you really can’t
Unless you wash your hands, dudes
Many happy returns to Jesus
You little ripper you brought us
The chance to love life, mate
Peter rabbit is hopping around
Like he always does this time of year
Please peter rabbit tell people to not
Cough or spit on our health workers
Just make them go home
And have a happy Easter
Happy Easter to all
And to all a good egg

We are coming together
In this time of need
Where the coronavirus takes it toll
People dying everywhere
I pray for all that have it
Well that would be sad
People losing their jobs
And people are isolated away from
Their families
At Easter that would be hard
They are not there to see
Their kids bite into hot cross buns and
Easter eggs
People can’t go to the club with mates
Just have private dinners with their housemates
No sport on television
No going to the movies
Just sit at home watching events
On social media
I pray for Boris Johnson
I hope his Easter is alright
Seeing he is in hospital
Have a happy Easter
Even if you can’t go out