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Eat eat eat that Easter egg
Eat that egg cause it is good for your leg
Eat it up from top to bottom
Eat eat eat that Easter egg
Everybody is happy
Everybody is glad to be ALIVE
In this great big world
Don’t forget to have fun
Playing with your olds and kids and pets yeah have fun
Eat eat eat that hot cross bun
Eat eat eat that hot cross bun
Don’t eat too much
Or you will get too fat
Just eat a little to have such fun
Come on Easter bunny come now
Come on Easter bunny come now
Give us our fix of chocolate eggs
Come on Easter bunny come now
Jesus said something wonderful
Jesus said something true
Jesus died and came back to life again
To join us in heaven
And have some fun
Jesus is dead
Jesus is dead
A sad day for all
Our saviour is dead
They nailed him to the cross
Disciples eating fish
Our saviour is dead
Sad sad sad
Everybody gathers round
To say goodbye to our saviour
Everybody says Jesus you’ll be missed
The next day was Saturday and
Jesus was gone for a day
Nobody knowing what the future
Without Jesus actually will be like
God was working through the day
Thinking about Jesus a lot
And at night said to Jesus
I will bring you back oh yeah
Jesus wasn’t sure of what god meant
But the next day was Sunday
Where a surprise was going to happen
The cross was brought back
In front of the desciples
And as soon as they are gathering around
A surprising thing happened
Jesus has risen
Jesus has risen
A great day for all when
Jesus has risen
Drink my blood and eat my body
I am alive for all of you
I have risen to save you from your sins
Welcome back
To Jesus, we thought you were dead my lord
Welcome back
To Jesus, but it is great you will be waiting for us in eternity
Welcome back Jesus
You are our lord
Jesus has risen
We wish you a happy Easter
We wish you a happy Easter
We wish you a happy Easter
The day of the resurrection oh yeah
Great times we have
With friends and family
Sitting on FaceTime and scype
To talk about their days
We wish you a happy Easter
We wish you a happy Easter
We wish you a happy Easter
The day of the resurrection oh yeah
The only footy on is the computer gaming dudes
But as long as we are happy
And still feeling good, we are fine
We wish you a happy Easter
We wish you a happy Easter
We wish you a happy Easter
The day of the resurrection oh yeah
We wish you a happy Easter
I hope you are well
Oh yeah
It is Easter 2020 a hard time indeed
No Easter sports unless you play sports on the PlayStation yeah
There are no fun events for the kiddies
Just stick to social media
But you could there is a lot on
There is no need to panic
Easter Easter Easter on social media in our homes
No going out to clubs for dinner
Or puns for drunken parties
It is hard if you can’t talk on the street
But that means you shouldn’t be rude
Because Jesus wouldn’t want that
Easter Easter Easter on social media
In our homes
Partying on your couch
Doing art and drinking grog
And saying party ****** party
But Easter tells you of the death and reincarnation of our very lord Jesus
In 2 days well nobody reincarnates that quick but Jesus is important
He helped a lot of people
And helped a lot of souls
Is it about the Easter bunny
Giving eggs and bunnies to
All the cool children who love Easter
Easter Easter Jesus is alive
Easter Easter bunny for the kids
Easter Easter have fun in life oh yeah
Easter Easter yes it is a great holiday
But the coronavirus is making people
A pack of fucken clowns
I hope Easter is a happy one
I hope Easter is great for all
I hope Easter is a time to have fish on Good Friday but no sports no sports
Well let’s party at Easter, dudes
Tiger land we got the virus
You thought animals couldn’t get it
But a tiger got it and
He was from the Bronx zoo in New York
He got it from a zookeeper
Really that it is bad
That this tiger got the virus
We should watch out for his class
That this tiger could do more than
Bite if you annoy
To every girl and boy
He could give the virus to everybody around
And the tiger doesn’t have the knowledge to wash his hands
Like the humans do
But this tiger can spread the virus
To everybody here
If they touch body, nose and ear
Tigers can spread this virus
So how are we going to
Keep this tiger in isolation
He won’t perform on social media
Cause he is a cute tiger
And god knows if a tiger could get it
He could escape and do more than
Bite our *** to death
He could spread the virus for our deaths
I rhymed death with deaths
Who cares because a tiger has the virus
And hopefully they can keep this tiger
Safe and in quarantined forever and ever
Orange and black
Keep this tiger safe
Oh yeah
Hi dudes and dudettes welcome to Jupiter moon where we are doing a concert and our next performer is briano alliano who performs some great silly songs you might enjoy
Hi I am Briano and my first song is Jesus said

Jesus said something wonderful
Jesus said something true
Oh yeah it is the truth there is a chance he never come
Jesus’s light is more powerful than you
You see Jesus can walk on water
Then he can turn water into wine
He was killed on the cross
On Good Friday but was born again
Easter Sunday
Oh Jesus sweet Jesus why did you let trapper trap everybody with the coronavirus
Come on Jesus tell me why
It makes me believe that you never came
Your power is less powerful than me

And the next song is why have they cancelled all the sports except horse racing

You see I like the Aussie rules
And rugby league is pretty rad too
Rugby union shows us how to play right
And basketball is cool as well
I am glad we finished the cricket in time
But ipl is suffering, man
So why oh ****** why
Do the horses still racing it just puzzles me right till the end
I know trapper hates sport and people having fun
He wants people to sit in their homes
Finding a way to catch the sun
But in the prime of the virus
We still have horse racing
You think it would be hard seeing that
The spectatars are the important part
Sports are cool and trapper has us
Right where he wants us
And cancelling all the bell sports
It isn’t very cool mate

Ok and now here is the song about trapper who I mentioned in the other two songs and the causer of the coronavirus

Last night I dreamt about
The bad coronavirus bug
And I said it was trapper
The cause of it all
And the judge and jury
Say trapper isn’t true
Even my old friend Andrew
Said he was a load of crap
The only one who believes in him
Is me is me is me, the only one
I reckon people could be informed
About the danger that trapper
Could do to us
Everybody oh everybody thought I was crazy
But how can you explain
How the virus could strike us down
They say only hooligans believe in
That great ghost
And if you were down on earth
You would be crazy if you say it was him
Only trapper can **** us yeah
With Corona Corona Corona
Is the disease he brings
Trapper is striking us down
You thought I was crazy but trapper is real, yes he is striking us down
Andrew oh Andrew what do you have to say
How else can you explain this crazy virus we have
He will say it is the devil but well it is a total crap
Trapper could be the devil incarnate
Only trapper says we’re doomed
The sports the arts the night clubs the acting world keeping nice people in their houses
Trapper has us all
And Athena is working with scientists to hopefully find a vaccine or cure
So let’s hope Athena can stop him
From harming the innocent
And let us go out again and socialise

And that is is
Byyyyyyyyyyeeeee
I can’t have a beer with Duncan
Cause of the coronavirus yeah
We can’t drink in moderation
Unless we do it with family at home
The town and country is closed
To the public yes
I can’t have a beer with Duncan
Covid 19 is a bad thing
I can’t have a beer with Kevin
Oh yeah no beer with Kev
And if we have 5 people
I can’t drive him home
In his big old chev
If I have a beer with Kevin
Just with me and him
And social distancing yeah
We will celebrate a little win
I wanna have a beer with Patrick
Really that will be grand
But we must follow the rules of
Coronavirus cause if we don’t
We get trapped by trappers hand
We must enjoy a beer
And we must not socialise with too many
Because if we do, the police will
Drag us out off our *****
And with the coronavirus
We can’t socialise without distancing
Our people from other people yeah
Hopefully they will find a vaccine or cure to stop the spread
Because at the moment we must wash our hands or we’re dead
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