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I liked Patrick Enright
We used to party a lot
At home listening to heavy metal
And at the raiders
Cheering them on
You see Patrick Enright
Was a really cool friend
We saw jimmy barnes together
And we partied on New Year’s Eve 1989 and I got totally ******
So much in fact I had to go back
To pats house to sleep
Because I didn’t want my family to
See me like that
Thinking at the time, that they were fun police
We watched e street and Patrick
Like the character called CJ
Patrick never put a foot wrong
But I did and I missed the atmosphere
I had when I was having fun with Patrick
I miss Patrick because he was a fun guy
Go Canberra capitals
You won the 2019/20 flag
Go Canberra capitals
You won back to back
You won the match 71-68
The flyers don’t know what hit em
Go Canberra capitals
You won on your home court
You kicked ***, you ****** well did
You gave your hats to the Aussie hoops juniors
And then held up the cup
And the crowd was cheering our name from the first half where we were losing to the second half where we won
Go Caps go caps we won the flag
It was great and superb yes
Canberra Canberra Canberra
Oi oi oi
Canberra are the champions oh yeah
Afterwards they will celebrate oh yeah
Congratulations congratulations
Well done capitals you won back to back flags again
Don’t stop us now
We won the flag yeah
Yes we’re having a ball
Don’t stop us now
We are the best team Canberra has by far
Moving our bodies around the court
Don’t stop us now
Cause after winning we are having a good time
Right now
Go Caps go caps go caps go
2019/20 was Canberra’s season
Congratulations and celebrations
Captured in the psych ward



Today Ron was busy when a former personal trainer/strongman was admitted into the ward, his name was Benjamin Parker and Ron was wondering why he would groom young girls online and Ben said
I felt lonely and bored and a tad sad and I always had people tease me when I was young, and Ron said is that a perfect reason to groom a child online and Ben said I wanted to one day to have kids and I never was in a good relationship with and Ron said
You do know that it was wrong for you to do that and I think you have a psychosis problem which abilify could help in making you show remorse
And whilst Ron was talking Ben was texting his best client saying you need to keep up your exercise and Ron said you know you won’t get your job back
Because you will never be able to work with vonerable people and Ben said GET ****** I am not giving up my life because some quack told me too and Ron went on his break and went to his cafe to talk to his friends and without saying his name he said this former strongman/personal trainer is getting crankier and crankier with him because I want to help him and they said what did he do and Ron said groom a child online and they said that is awful and Ron went back to the ward to prepare the abilify and epplim to get his mind totally clear and then Ron said to Ben you will be in here for as long as it takes for you to get better, you know talk about what you did and realise you were wrong and Ben said well, my mum loves me and so does my dad and my family have my back, I want to have a girlfriend but the only girls for me are online and Ron said yes, but it is wrong what you did, I need to understand why you did it
Facebook and messenger can be dangerous ways to meet the opposite *** especially when you could be risking your life or freedom, ever thought of going to the pub or meeting place rather than online
Because you were talking to these girls for a very long time and I ain’t happy with the information you gave me and then Ben said I like kids
They are cute, they are sexier than adults because kids listen to my training tips and adults don’t, well, some do but they are the nice ones
But I thought that kid really understood me and I understood her and when I asked to meet her she got all fucken defensive and I know this is wrong but she wanted it I can tell
And Ron said ok, I will start you on the pills, and let me know if you get anymore thoughts and Ben said ok
But I ain’t finished with you, you see I was visioning a **** young wife who could give me plenty of children and Ron said that girls father wanted to punch you, and you are in here for your own protection and Ron clocked off and bought a pizza and went home to watch the AFLW hoping his fave team wins
I want to find out what is happening
So I can improve this world
But I don’t want to find out people I know and sort of liked going to gaol
For something so horrible
I know my late father knew what was going on but he refused to tell me
In the case it will make me CRAZY
Thinking I could look into homes to see what is going on
I know a man who says he could read body language
And now he’s in gaol
I know he believes that
But he is CRAZY and WEIRD
I know I was never inspiring when I was with him but I wasn’t into his style
Everybody wanted me back then to party so I did
Cause if I didn’t I would be square
But I knew no better
So I partied
And boy did I party
The internet say a mate of mine
Was lonely and sad
But that made him very very bad
He never saw it but really did love life
I want to exercise to have fun
But just normal so I can enjoy everyday life
Not have pains in my movement
I think about myself doing bad things
When I was younger and I know
Now I will never groom the young
Please Buddha help anyone who is suffering
Especially the poor children
Getting groomed online
I just want to sit there and think about things
All sorts of things just think about them
Like thinking about bad things happening to people
And good things happening to people
Bad things happening to good people
And good things happening to bad people
And people you know being locked up
For something you could never imagine they’ll do
Thinking about why they put crap on tv and why I need Netflix to build it up
I just want to sit here and just think about things
All sorts of things
Just think about them
Thinking about online scammers
Trying to scam my friends
Thinking about everything that is going on in the world
Some are bad and some are good
Thinking about bad people trying
To kidnap me and I know if they did
They will go to gaol
Thinking about supposingly good people asking you to do something wrong and if you said no
They won’t be your friend
You see it is hard but you have to have your faith to give you answers
To make you want to think about things
All sorts of things
Just think about them
We must help you
We must help you
Because what you did was terrible
And you need our help
I know you as a personal trainer
But you groomed children online
You said you were bored and lonely
Well you are a nut case ya know
You see it is terrible what you did
Especially when you said I need discipline
You are the one who needs discipline
Especially if you thought this was good
You are an online predator
You need medication to stop your urges
Especially if you think being bored and lonely is a good reason
I don’t want to judge him
But what he did was terrible ya know
And no amount of jail time
Will make what you did a good thing
But I want him to get the help he needs so he could get better
We must help you
We must help you
Because you need help after what you did
It is party time at the gay and lesbian Mardi Gras tonight
Everybody partying through the streets in all sorts of interesting clothes
It doesn’t matter if you are gay or lesbian
Even though in some countries it is illegal
But this is a party night
Where you get down and party
Gays and lesbians of all shapes and sizes and their families partying through the streets
You see I think this is a cool event
Where everybody is having fun
Gays and lesbians should be treated
Like people who has their own gender
Party party party the best time of the year
It takes over the streets of Sydney
To raise aware of your gender
Who cares if boys love boys
And girls love girls
And men love men
And women love women
They still want to enjoy themselves
Oh yeah they ****** well do
You hear all sorts of great songs
Playing in the back ground
And the floats are amazing, dude
Celebrating the fun they have
So dudes please don’t discriminate against gays or lesbians because they really do have fun
So if a friend of yours says they are gay or lesbian respect them
Because they are normal
Gay bashers are bad
Because this is a time to PARTY
To celebrate your gender
In the way you want
Party time
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