You see some people from the Catholic Church who love and adore babies gets a bit nervous if a priest
Gets a woman pregnant the right way
Saying it is against morals of the church and they talk to people who have babies all the time
And enjoy it but if a priest creates a baby with a woman they give him the stare as if he is against the Catholic Church and I think it is absolutely stupid how the Catholic Church are against the priests conceiving especially when the think it is normal to have *** with children
Children are vonerable and young
Too young for ***
I think the Catholic Church should change the rule against priests from conceiving because everybody has crazy hormones and everyone will want to have *** but if priests can’t have ***, they will choose children which is totally wrong and at least if they had *** with people their own age, they could talk about it like other Christians do and it will work
Don’t trust Catholics because priests have to be celebate which means no ***, so dudes, if you love babies like me so much, let the priests have *** too because children are too young to be abused by priests life won’t change if the catholic law doesn’t

I have a hooligan trapped in my body
I was telling everyone I know
That I wanted to be a family person
But the hooligan itch
Started to dominate me
Like it was teasing me
I get angry with people through anxiety
But I don’t ever hit them
I just tried and tried to get rid of that itch
Because it was a hooligan
I said to my voices that I am a family person
And I love family life
I live my life to the full, mate
Yes I do yes I do yes I do
I know when people asked me for money
They were just bullying me
And people who like bullies back then
Were just trying to be cool
But really they are cowards
And my itch got worst
It was a hooligan caused by anxiety
Really trying to push me around making me feel bad
But you will never make me **** myself
Never ever mate
The itch is like a stabbing feel
Like a needle in your arm
And I hated it, I really really did
You see I look at my cool young looking legs and then I get an itch
In my feet, should I clean my feet more
Or should I just decide to except each teaser like they are just jealous people
Because they fucken are
Jealous that I am a nicer and better and happier person than them
I brought sandwiches an orange and a few biscuits to school
And some **** of a coward stole it from me
And told me not to tell
But I did tell because that man was a jealous man
Jealous that I had nice parents and he didn’t
He isn’t a young dude
He is a fool
I know people like to take lunches off a lot of kids from good homes
LEAVE MY SON ALONE my dad said
But I heard parents say that to me when I used to hassle their kids
And at the time I thought all parents were out to get me but that was because I was doing stupid things
Bullies bullies bullies
Are the biggest cowards of all
You will never make me **** myself
I love my life too much
I hate the voice of my old friend
Getting into my head treating me like a troubled mans kid and keeping me away from the families by letting me play in my house
Just listen to my dad
LEAVE MY SON ALONE

Bullying is wrong
If you bully someone to make them want to **** themselves
It is wrong
I feel for poor little children who get bullied
Even if the bully says it is just a harmless tease
It is not
Remember dolly killed herself 2 years ago it is wrong
Very very wrong
When I was a kid I was locked in a room
I hated that so much
People used to harass me for money
Saying if I don’t give it to them
They won’t be my friend
That was wrong
Like when I was smoking
People tried to bully a smoke out of me
So I gave up smoking
All that is wrong
You might think they are just joking with you but no, they are bullies
Really bad bullies
My late father was very good at helping people who got bullied
But I became too scared to tell my parents
Mainly because I liked the school
But every school has bullies
And I think IT IS WRONG
To bully a poor child who is trying to love life like me
I didn’t **** myself because I love life too much
It is awful to bully kids like quadan bayles who was bullied and he wanted to end his life but his mother showed the stupid bullies that Quaden bayles suffered from that and then he brought out the players at the football and got a trip to Disneyland and I think it is great how people rallied around him through his ordeal
I hate online bullies
They are stupid too
Bullying people they hardly know
And taking people’s money
Bullying is wrong
There is too much bullying in this world
It is stupid to bully people over what they look like or what their beliefs are
I think if more people were like me
Everyone will be happy
Cause I love my life too much to let any bully worry me
But I was a bit shy and sometimes let the bully take over
But I was never into killing myself
Dolly can’t do it but Quaden and all the other bully victims like me should
Tell them that they love life too much to let them worry me
Bullying is very very wrong
Fight this world from bullies

Hey crazy lady
Hey crazy lady
Why are you saying ******* to me
I have no idea of who the ****
You ****** are
I call you crazy because
For the simple reason
Only crazy people curse all day
Especially when I love my life too much to worry about **** like you
You are a crazy lady
A very crazy lady
Can’t seem to stop swearing
You are very crazy
You need the psych ward, mate
I am normal very normal
I don’t yell at anyone oh know
Not like you, who yells all the fucken day
I want you to get out of my head
And get out of my life
Cause you are too crazy
To ever be like me
It doesn’t sound good when you yell
You look like your crazy
And you need a bit of psychotic medication
To clean out your mind
You need to give the world a break
You ugly little ****
Because nobody wants to hear you yell
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
You think you are expressing your feelings but really you are crazy
If you think you need to be
As fucken angry as you are
You see you love to curse
At your life today
I get tired of hearing it
Just ******* today
You might be poor
You might have problems
But really you are crazy
Who needs help today
I wish you will go away
And leave me alone
You see your voice is annoying like
I was being attacked by a clone
Like is Star Wars you are an alien
Who is in strife
You see when you yell like a crazy lady, you don’t understand that
I really do love life
I wish you will go away
So I could think about life
I the way I would like
So crazy lady
So crazy lady
Just shut your trap today
I don’t want you to yell at me
Cause I don’t even know who the
******* are

The after life part 13


Cronus has had his fair share of junkies recently when someone who killed himself after overdosing on Panadol and Cronus said Jacki burnhead who do you want to be in your next life and Jacki said I want to be a bird and when that bird dies, I want to be another bird untill I get confident enough to be a human again, and Cronus said I could arrange that because taking too much Panadol is bad and it is ****** behaviour and Jacki said I am not a ****** mate I was just somebody who was in a lot of pain and no prescribed medication at the right dose was doing any good, so I went to the shop to buy heaps and heaps of Panadol and Cronus said, did that stop the pain you ahead and Jacki said **** NO, all it did is fucken **** me but I am no ******, right, I just wanted Athena to heal me and Cronus said Athena will only heal if you do the right thing on earth like take the right dose, Athena will call you a ******, Jacki
****** Jacki that is what you are, a total ****** and Jacki said, I AM NOT A ******, just stop calling me a ******, I was in pain, can’t you tell and Cronus said ok, but really you need to learn and I think you are right, you need to be a bird, flying in the air for a while because you don’t really have a real purpose in life like other people, you just expect Athena to heal you with easy ****** like drugs like Panadol and Jacki said I am going to **** you from the after life and Cronus laughed saying, you can’t **** me, out of here because I am a powerful being who will make you a rainbow lorikeet and Jacki said, thank you, I guess and Cronus sent Jacki to Athena for a soul check and after yelling at Athena for 10 minutes, which she lost, then went to Saturn to have a methane smoothie and to watch bon Scott and Freddie Mercury
Perform and then Cronus had Brian simonston from Westminster who was killed by a drug ****** after getting hit by a speeding car and Cronus said
Brian, what do you want to be in your next life and Brian said I want to be a salt water crocodile, because I love salt water, I want to be protected enough so I won’t mean to **** anybody and I want to be looked after by the Irwin family and I want to really destroy that junkies life up here from space, like I want to get inside his head so he doesn’t get away with what he did to me and Cronus said, I can see what I could do, and yes, you could really get into his head, of that ****** ****** and Brian said thanks and then went to Athena for a soul check and went to mercury to torture the junkies of earth in their heads and then Cronus had Kenneth Barbury who was a man doctors called a ****** because he always wanted a stronger medication to heal him, and he doesn’t believe in the powers of Athena because the cosmos to him should be easy, and Cronus said what do you want to be in your next life and Kenneth said, a boy in a happy family who has money for me to be cool and playing sport or theatre and Cronus said, well, even if you reckon athena’s powers are fake I will grant your wish and you will go to a wealthy happy family, but you must learn that Athena can heal you, she has that power and Kenneth said ok, whatever and Cronus sent him to Athena for a soul check which Kenneth was shocked to see Athena was real and then went to Jupiter to watch a football match between cosmos capitals and Cronus kings and Kenneth wants to have the power to write a story of what he knows about the after life with Cronus and Athena and Buddha

The after life part 12


Cronus has been having a hard time sending each soul to the earth body they need and then he met up with a drug addict (ice) named Johnny fooey
And Cronus said Johnny I see you yell at passers by, by saying ******* or ******* you stupid ****** and I think for doing that you should be given a good family to really look after you, so if you yelled at them you will be labeled crazy and Johnny said are you calling me crazy and Cronus said if you yell at people, yes I do think you are crazy and Johnny said I think you should get a nice bunch of fives and Cronus said Judy what a crazy person does and I think I will send you to cape town in South Africa where your family will be so nice and Johnny said those people deserved to be yelled at and Cronus said nobody deserves to be yelled at and the way they don’t treat you bad is to try and keep a busy agenda as opposed to taking ice to ease your troubles and we all know that no drug eases your troubles and Johnny said Cronus’ mind your own business and let me do what I want, and Cronus said that sort of attitude is really bad, saying I need to take drugs to be happy, when we all know that drugs make you a very angry person, and if you hit me, it won’t work because I can’t be killed
I am the ruler of the afterlife and Johnny fooey, you will go to a good family in Cape Town and then he sent Johnny to Athena for a soul check and then Johnny went to Pluto to enjoy a few cosmic ales
And then Cronus was dealing with brad taylor from New York in the USA
And he asked brad, what do you want to be in your next life and brad said I was murdered by a armed bandit who looked like he was on ice and that makes me scared to come back, but I think if I must have a earth body, I would like to be in California where I could swim a lot and really enjoy life
Because I want to show ice addicts that I love my life too much to let them **** the soul in me, he might have killed me but I will kick but in my next life
And Cronus said, I will give you power to say no to any drug because it will be in your mind and then Cronus sent brad to Athena for a soul check and brad went to Venus to PARTY all day and night untill his new earth body is born and then Robert tobit came along and Cronus said what or who do you want to be in your next life and Robert said I want to be away from the drug ice and all it’s sufferers
Because I took too much ice and every day it made me angrier and angrier and my very own mother worried about me, so Cronus please put me in a better life and Cronus said
Well I will see what I can do because you abused a lot of people and I think you need to get away from drug addicts but you were given that chance to get out of it when your parents tried to move you away and you nearly killed them and they never got over it, so Cronus said I think I will put you in Arlington in Texas where there are a lot of bogans and Robert said, NO I don’t want to be near them
I want to be fucken normal and Cronus said so did your parents in your last life, yes I will send you to Arlington in Texas in a family to teach your soul a lesson and Robert said
******* and Cronus sent him to Buddha for a reincarnation test and then to Athena for a soul check
And Robert went to Saturn to watch a band and drink a methane smoothie

The after life Part 11


Today Cronus has to deal with cerebral palsy sufferer Joan Cartwright who was bashed and robbed and killed by two heartless people, Cronus said to Joan, I know it is hard but who do you want to be in your next life and Joan said well, I want to be able bodied because people get behind the bottle and are out to get disabled people and I want to look down at them and make sure they go to jail for a long long time and Cronus said ok I understand that you suffered severely from those heartless drunken people and I understand that you want to not be disabled, so I will send you to the UK where you will have all your limbs but don’t forget your last life where you were a bad serial killer and I think with the mount of times you suffered I think it is enough, so I think after 26 years of a life of suffering no disabled person should suffer like you had so I will make you able bodied it will be hard so I will send you to Buddha where you could talk about your 26 years of suffering and Joan said yes I remember my last rebirth but I am not that serial killer anymore and I blame you for my life gone wrong and yes I understand that it feels awful for what I did back then, so please make my next life better and Buddha and Cronus could see she is sorry for all that and having a severely disabled earth body was bad and after that Joan was sent to Athena for a soul check and then she went to Saturn to enjoy a methane smoothie and after that Cronus had young 14 year old David brown who was kidnapped and killed by an armed robber when he was home alone one day and Cronus asked David what do you want to be in your next life and David said I want to be a puppy dog and stay puppy size even as an adult dog where I could be cute and cuddly all through my life and being a dog, no armed robber will ever get my human flesh and Cronus said ok I will see what I can do and he sent David to Athena for a soul check before he went to mercury where ted bundy was and David found himself ******* to the sun with all of his dead friends and then ted bundy said you will be a little lost dog where I will have your soul forever and David said no, HELP ME CRONUS
And Cronus said ted leave David alone, let him be what he wants and then Cronus pressed the methane gun and blasted Bundy right to Saturn and David was untied and went to Jupiter to eat a Jupiter moon cake
And said thank you to Cronus