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On the south coast of Australia
There are terrible fires and they are so terrible it is leaving smoke in nearby towns like Canberra and in Sydney, I hope the heavens can bring the rain they need before the fires become any worse and what I believe is that Ivan milat and amrosi and osama bin laden are working with the devil to really cause havoc and **** from beyond the grave, they aren’t worried about reforming themselves with their next earth body, they just want to make the fires really make people lose their homes and memories and possessions like teddy bears and other souvenirs and each night I am working with Buddha and god and Mohammad to not make these evil terrorists win the battle, for gods sake they are dead, they should be trying to get reformed as a child but they want to destroy the eastern coast of Australia and we must work together to stop them in their tracks
Yesterday I saw a beautiful orange moon, which was a sign that the fires were still around and amrosi and Ivan and osama were determined to really destroy Australia
I decided to recite this poem to
Warn you about Ivan and osama and amrosi are doing to this country after dead and how we are going to stop them
Ommmmmm come on bring rain
Put the fires out which is caused by these evil spirits
Ommmmmm show these evil spirits that once they are dead they can’t harm us
Ommmmmm rid the south coast and Sydney from the fires and get rid of the toxic smoke caused by the evil spirits
Ommmmmm **** spirit amrosi **** spirit osama **** spirit Ivan by sending rain to stop the fires
Ommmmmm open up the heavens and splash the parts that need it
Get rid of the evil spirits that caused these fires
And hopefully the evil spirits will go down in the evil spirit home on Mercury where they call HELL
Please save Australia east from this reign
There was a dude who liked to party
And jimbob was his nameo
Yes he does oh yeah
Yes he does oh yeah
Yes he does oh yeah
Jimbob was his nameo
He will go down to the club on nye
And dance to the bando
Come on dudes party yes
Come on dudes party yes
Come on dudes party yes
At the club on nye
He will watch the cricket in summer
And footy in the winter
He will cheer real loud
He will cheer real loud
He will cheer real loud
At the footy and cricket
Buying a beer for my uncle
Showed the world I was encouraging partying
Oh yeah that is good
Oh yeah that is good
Oh yeah that is good
But drink responsibly
Playing pool with my girlfriend
Showed I liked to hang loose
I liked to play pool
I liked to play pool
I liked to play pool
I am a family party person
Yes partying is great ya know
Everyone will love it
Come on let’s celebrate
Come on let’s celebrate
Come on let’s celebrate
The fun of partying
I am a rocker
I am a party dude
I like to party
But not with alcohol
Soft drinks I don’t have
Cause they have too much sugar
I just like to dance oh yeah
I wish people will support me
I wish I can have fans
I know it is hard but I just want
To party, yeah
Sparkling water is what I drink at
Midnight New Year’s Eve
Party on party on party on we go
I am a rocker
I like to party yeah
I like parties around me
Cause it shows people having fun
People who hate parties
Are very boring people
Yes they are they really are
I am a rocker
I am a real cool dude
I don’t want to die yet
Cause I ain’t ready, no
I like to enjoy the party atmosphere
Yes I do it is really cool
Rock and roll and party all night
But eating too much ain’t partying no
I don’t wanna do that
I want to rock and roll
To every song on YouTube
I want people to support me yes
Everyone will like me cause I am fun
Party on party on party on oh yeah
I like to party to everything I watch and listen
On my iPad tv and computer
I like to have fun
And not get drunk
Because that is not partying to me
They could cause problems
Like getting in trouble with the law
Like being cowards punching people
Thinking it is cool
But everybody wants to have fun
Yeah alright
Rock and roll rock and roll rock and roll dude yeah
I don’t watch crap or anything negative
Keep with the positive
That is for me
I just want to keep the party on
I want to be liked and be respected
The voices in my head I want gone
Except for the happy people I had
In my life
Like a mate named Patrick E
He helped me and gave me
A friend to muck around with
Yes oh yes Patrick was cool
Being cool is for me mate
But getting drunk causing violence
Isn’t cool
I know cool is a young person word
But I don’t care, no
It is just a me thing
To be cool
Ommmmmmm Christmas is really hard for the fire victims
Ommmmmmm they aren’t really having a merry one
Ommmmmmm the survivors need money to rebuild their lives and properties
Ommmmmmm their main Christmas wish for Santa to bring them is rain
Ommmmmmm they need it now
Ommmmmmm so many houses are burning down
Ommmmmmm please Santa bring them rain, plenty of rain
Ommmmmmm because the kids are suffering and so are the adults
Ommmmmmm rain rain come today
Enough to put out the fire yeah
Ommmmmmm we want them to have a merry Christmas we want them to have a merry Christmas we want them to have a merry Christmas
Even though it will be hard
Ommmmmmm while you are having your large Christmas dinner or lunch
Ommmmmmm spare a thought for the people who lost their homes from fire
Ommmmmmm even if it is hard if your poor
Ommmmmmm but a hearty meal is good enough or clothes and toys and other stuff like money
Ommmmmmm please let the heavens break and cause heaps and heaps of rain
Ommmmmmm too many lives lost and houses lost
Ommmmmmm please Santa
I don’t ask for much
Ommmmmmm but please give them rain, it doesn’t matter about any backyard cricket because fires are more important
Ommmmmmm c’mon Santa help them now
Farmers farmers
The mighty farmers
The backbone of this country yeah
They need to have rain to run their farms
Or it will be too dry
Each farmer is battling the Aussie sun
Doing what they do
Trying to bring Aussie produce to the tables
Yeah mate ****** yeah
Farmers farmers
The mighty farmers
The backbone of this country yeah
You see they need to help the future of this country get a good education
But they do need rain
And if you can you must give them money
Because it is a hard ****** job
My ****** oathe
It is great to see the worlds famous singers
Putting on a hay mate concert to help them out
And get everyone to sing great songs
Farmers farmers
The mighty farmers
The back bone of this country yeah
Come on Australia
Give three cheers for our farmers
Help them out
Buy them a beer
Give them the shirt off your back
And help them financially
Yes they will appreciate your help
And yes they will feel great
And so will you because you are
Helping the backbone of this country
Farmers farmers
The mighty farmers
Give them your time
Because they are doing it tough
Last night I was ******* in my bed with my best friend Patrick Enright and my other best friend Brendan Schulz by ivan molar who really wanted us 3 *******, you see Ivan grabbed Brian Allan and put him in the back of his after life Ute and then grabbed Patrick and Brendan and sat over them saying you three you three you three I will keep you three here forever
You see Ivan wanted to die so he could grab Brian Patrick and Brendan
And hold them for a hefty ransom, we were scared as Ivan stood over us with a very sharp knife saying you three boys or should I say men won’t live very much longer than where you are now, Brian said you are evil very very evil, let us go or I will bash you
And Ivan Milat just laughed and said
How could you bash me I am bashing you and you will never escape from me and Brendan said *******, get us out of here please but Ivan just laughed and said you 3 men’s kids of the 80’s will never escape you 3 will die in your sleep and the next day your families will be planning each of you’s funerals and Brian was scared as he didn’t want to die and started to struggle saying get me out of this evil realm with this evil spirit but Ivan wasn’t wanting to let us go, Ivan wanted these dreams to be our last dream of our current lives and I will hold Daniel morecombe with me you will never free him, you will never free yourselves and Daniel will join Brian Patrick and Brendan saying you 4 will never escape from me, I will push your bodies down onto the floor of this after life vehicle, none of you will escape and Patrick said please let us go Ivan and Ivan said no and tied all our legs real tight saying none of you will escape none of you I tell ya, the rope is on too tight and it is enough to make you suffocate and Patrick said it is Christmas, Isn’t that the time to be nice and Ivan said no, this is the time I make you four boys suffocate
Till you can’t live anymore
Heh heh heh heh heh heh
Brian Patrick Brendan and Daniel morecombe were struggling to get free because this man was not joking when he wanted to **** us and we were scared as we were trying to take the rope from out of our hands and feet and the gag on our mouths
We were very scared as everything was very tight, Ivan drove the flying panel van around the afterlife saying ha ha ha me the great
Got four Boys ******* in the back
Never oh never will they escape
Because I have them ******* and wrapped in my kidnappers cape
I can hear them struggling said Ivan oh yeah
But nobody else could so I will succeed in this kidnapping oh yeah
Go on Brian Allan and stay there Patrick Enright and keep there Brendan Schultz while Daniel escaped saying I haven’t got time to free you all, because I want my next life which is Ryan Donnelly to not have these problems and Patrick said mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmm
He was really saying please let us go
But the gag was on his mouth too tight and suddenly Patrick Brian and Brendan were being whipped and Ivan said I will ****** you three in your sleep and Brian Patrick and Brendan woke up but Ivan said I will get you when you go back to sleep
So watch your back
Come on rain
Just enough rain
To put out the fires
Which is sending the smoke
Which is forcing us to smell it
Ommmmmm come on rain come on rain
Ommmmmm put out the fire
Don’t make too many people suffer
Let people enjoy their lives
Ommmmmmm put out the fires
That are crowding eastern Australia with a puff of smoke
Ommmmmmm don’t make people lose the memories no don’t
Ommmmmmm Christmas is coming
It will be hard to spend Christmas away from their humble abode
Ommmmmmm and the teenagers who want to go to the coast with their friends
Ommmmmmm please put out the fires
Let the eastern side of Australia breathe easy please please please
Put out the fires please
Ommmmmmm bring on the rain
When the fires when the fires
Are burning we need some rain
Because if the fires keep burning
Keep burning more properties will really burn
But ommmmmmm when you pray for some rain you pray harder
To make it heavy and last long enough to get rid of the fire and the smoke that goes with it
Ommmmmmm rain rain come today
Put out the fires which are really going astray rain rain please send them heaps so it would put out the fires oh yeah
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