Hello dudes and dudettes
Welcome to Jupiter moon
And last night I had my bowling presentation and my team got the third place trophy and here is a poem about it

Yes I know we deserved it
Yes I know we loved it
It was pretty cool, and
I feel like partying with a few methane smoothies sprayed all over the place
A great night for celebrating
Every single one of us
Party party party
To say what a great team we were
It wasn’t second place
And not first place either
But third place gets a trophy
So we celebrate it as well
I remember doing the Macarena fast
Just imagine how tired you feel afterwards
The methane gets through your body
And you party like hell
Not in hell, for there is no such place
Ya know mate yeah
Doing the air guitar and doing the dance moves
While your trophy is in the box
Congratulations and celebrations
Brian Allan won third place oh yeah
It is a time to celebrate and have fun
Yes it’s time to really show our skills off
Yes bowling is a fun sport
And we all get together and have some fun
Giving high fives to everyone
As you won oh yeah
Partying is the time to celebrate
Winning the third place spot

And I mentioned the Macarena and here is the bowling celebration version
1 2 3 4 perform well at bowling
Don’t give up even if your bad
Because when I was a kid I wasn’t very good
But I got better with age
1 2 3 4 you see you concentrate hard
And you could do it
Just keep your ball in the direct centre
And the rest of the story writes itself
And all the glory
And you will be on your way to winning a trophy yes
1 2 3 4 come on ya ****** pin
Fall the **** over I want to be a top bowler at the end of the year
But you have to say with your feet stamping on the ground fall fall fall
1 2 3 4 you see I had my moments
But I still got there in the end
It was good it was grand as I understand
That yes if we win more games together as a team it will be fun
So much fun yes party on

That was the bowling Macarena
Which is pretty cool
And I am going to start my cruise around the cosmos celebrating my third place trophy with a few methane smoothies but before I go here is a little cool number

A B C D E F G
I kicked but at my presentation yeah
Everyday when I went to the alley
I came one step close to getting third place
It was fun and it made me glad
Drinking water and having fun
H I J K L M N O P
I celebrated up here in nirvana
Telling the cosmos I am the boss
Yes party on and never stop
Yes dudes party like you will never drop
Q R S T U V
Yes my score of 213 was the best of that week
I am happy as I charge my methane glass
Yeah mate yeah I kicked some ***
W X Y and Z
Come on dudes try and be on the same team as me

Ommmmmm what a great performer he was
Ommmmmm the great greedy Smith
Ommmmmm off to the big concert hall in the sky
Ommmmmm ready for his next life
Ommmmmm singing songs like live it up rock and roll music if you leave me can I come too
Ommmmmm you will be sadly missed in the music world my friend
Ommmmmm everyone will worship
The ground you walk on
Ommmmmm just imagine greedy
You were only 63
Ommmmmm you didn’t deserve to die
Ommmmmm it is mighty sad
Ommmmmm after all the times you performed in great venues
Ommmmmm I remember seeing you at convoy for cancer
Ommmmmm you looked pretty regular dude
Ommmmmm as you perform the songs that made you famous
Ommmmmm Jupiter moon is your next venue
Ommmmmm so you can sing your way to your next life
Ommmmmm you will join the young
Ommmmmm show the young how it is done
Ommmmmm there are plenty of parties going on up there
Ommmmmm and you will go to plenty
Ommmmmm you will be sadly missed
Ommmmmm live it up in your next life greedy Smith
Ommmmmm and party on

Hi Donald trump

What are you going to do for us now

Build a war to keep Mexicans out of the USA and we will live in harmony
Yes that sounds good

Yes, well Donald trump what is another thing you are going to do for us now
Well, today rick Perry said I was the chosen one, god help the world we live in

Well, what is another thing you will do for us now, Donald trump
Well, I will extract a political favour from Ukraine in exchange for official acts

Ok well Donald trump what is another thing you are going to do for us now
Well, I will surround myself only with the best and the most serious people

Well, ok Donald trump what is another thing you are going to do for us now
Well, I will appeal to the Supreme Court especially when they rejected my offer, what a pain it was

Ok, well what is another thing you are going to do for us now
Well, I will restore an accused war criminal’s rank in the navy saying dangerous dangerous dangerous

Well, Donald trump what is another thing you are going to do for us now
Well, I will put 2020 before navy seals ha ha ha

Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
You see Daniel will use his shoulder
And ram it into someone’s shoulder
Knock them over and stand over him
Yes I think it is wrong so I don’t want to be his friend no more
Because he would abuse people for
Reading the news
He would abuse people for looking at rich computer stores
He would abuse people who buy Foxtel and **** Rupert’s ****
You see I don’t want to be his friend oh no
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
You see he would go to the raiders
To support the Melbourne Storm
Saying he has the powers to make the storm win
He would avoid civic because of the rough people around because he feels they would bash him up oh yeah
He would watch the soccer
Cause that is the game he loves
He would watch the nba because
That basketball is stronger than Australian
He would watch old shows but hate it when they talk back at him
He thinks the mall crowd are mental
When they walk at him
I understood it and I feel for him
But to me he is a loser oh yeah
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
Since September 11 he would dream
To wear a t shirt saying these simple words I love osama because he flew a plane through the twin towers oh yeah
His t shirt talked back at him
You see he started that as Americans
Were driving him nuts
So he thought they would drive a plane through the buildings oh yeah
And ruin the rich man’s world
He knocked men over for saying
It was bad especially when he thought
It was ****** good
So if he had one he would wear his t shirt I love osama with a lot of pride
Oh yeah let’s celebrate the greatest day in America’s history what a bunch of crap
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
My helping wasn’t working oh no

We are the Canberra Raiders
We are one win away from the grand
And we play at home which is totally great
Yes it is so cool
We don’t have to play the storm or roosters
Till the grand final yeah
We are the mighty raiders
We kick *** oh yeah
We have a few players on report
But hopefully we won’t let that down us
We play the winner of Souths v manly
I hope we can do very well
To score that try in the end
Was the best thing we did
The mighty Canberra Raiders
The kick *** team oh yeah
Carn the raiders hopefully no more faders the mighty raiders won the match yes what a game we lost to the warriors but they didn’t get in the finals and we did so the mighty Canberra Raiders with the Viking clap
The green machine song
Yes we are the greatest
But is my excitement going to peak
Depending on how they go
But whatever happens in the prelim mate the raiders should be proud
Come on raiders we must win
Start training so you could get your performance right
Then show the winners of Souths and manly who is boss
Go raiders

Go raiders go raiders go raiders go
We beat the storm on their home field
Yes we had our moments
Where we though we would lose
But we fought it out fought it out
And then we won
We are the bad and mean
Green machine
Fearsome men from the ACT
Don’t try and stop us men in green
We will hit ya hit ya hit ya
Yes and we kick ***
I thought we would lose
Especially as it was the storm
The team who was on the top
And we proved the higher
Yes we are the mighty raiders
We fought it out very well
We will kick *** show our class
Yes the raiders will play either Souths manly or Cronulla
C’mon raiders we proved our might
To be one win away from the big game oh yes we were
Go raiders go raiders go raiders go
Kick *** team of the ACT
It is great to show the storm who is boss
Yes the raiders have won
I can’t believe my eyes go the mighty raiders

I just got home after seeing the documentary movie called the Australian dream which is about Adam Goodes who was my favourite player back in the day and I saw that he was a victim of racial bullyism which was discraceful I never knew that, that kind of racism exists in this modern times and I learnt that people weren’t looking at it as being racist but they were being racist and those people need to be taught a lesson in being moral, I never watched the footy show afl much because it was boring but Sam Newman needs to be taught a big lesson in racism because what he did was racist and Adam Goodes was just sticking up for himself because these words really hurt him, I just remember Goodesy for the great player he is, and I continued to support him as he really won the match for Sydney swans and people shouldn’t hate him because he is black because nobody booed tony Lockett and Warwick capper even if they had weird ways as well Lockett used to nudge a bit and capper used to wear short shorts and they supported them and I em not against these players though I just think it is a bit low to yell out racial words to Goodes I think the country that we live in should honour aborigines after all they are the founders of our land long before captain cook came to invade it
I thought Australian dream was great and I recommend it for anyone who wants to honour the founders of our land and the greatest player Sydney swans ever had, I think it was cool that he got Australian of the year and in fact I drew a picture of him as Australian of the year and he won two Brownlow medals and he was the best player around I remember him taking his marks and scoring goals what a legend of the game he was
I do recommend Australian dream to anyone who wants to stop being racist and to others who really likes goodesy like me, I am not the only one who had him as my favourite player
I am totally sure of that
Sydney Sydney Sydney oi oi oi
On ya goodsey