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I have got a little robbers kid foot
I’ve got a little robbers kid foot
You see I stole money from a cool man
But then I look down at my foot
I see it looks like a robber is teasing it
Yes that is what I feel like
That I feel like a robbers kid at my foot
The nails are looking shiny
And my knees have moo cows at the front and the ships at the back
And some could think it looking young
But it is going down to our robbers kid feet
And when a robber robs a bank
I laugh at him because I have robbers kid feet
You see
My toenails are shiny
My moo cows are shiny
My ships are shiny
My legs are shiny
My face is laughing loudly at the robber
But overall I have oh yeah
Little robbers kid feet
You see I was teasing the robbers making them feel bad looking at my
Robbers kid foot
Jesus said I want to be normal
With my little robbers kid feet
I am not shy I am a silly old dude
With my little robbers kid feet
I am the coolest dude in Canberra
And I like having fun
With my little robbers kid feet
I hate robbers they show no respect
For other dudes with robbers kid feet
I am not getting robbed
Because I have little robbers kid feet
And I do
I need a hand dude
Do you boo
Boo his go away
You see you need to get a life
Stop fighting with your wife
But overall you need to have fun
You need a hand dude
Do you boo
Everyone thinks I am cool
I break no rule
You seem to have a lot of fun
Yes kicking people up the ***
I need a hand dude
Don’t you boo
I could be saying don’t chew
Because I used to chew my shirt
I took a while to stop pooing my pants
But I am cool I break no rule
I need a hand dude
I break no rule
Do you boo
Boo his you are dumb
You see everyone likes us
We have fun
You need a hand dude
Do you boo
God exists any old how
Even if you feel he doesn’t
It is just religion mate
A very touchy subject
So do you need a hand
To go out with your mate
Hey how’s it going
Duuuuuuuude
Don’t be rude
Be nice have fun
Don’t say you are a lost cause
Just have fun
Oh yeah bow bow kick up the ***
You see this time next year
I would like to lose my boring me
And look like I am having fun
Doing what I wanna do
Because I lost 80 kg
And I got my hand dude
I am not rude
I could be sometimes in the ****
I definitely need a big hand dude
No more being rude
No more being called boo
None of this your like me and mummy crap
You see that makes me feel
Like a very big sap
My name isn’t boo
I am not the angry chant
When something goes wrong
I try not to pong
I need a hand dude
No more boo
No more being rude
No more being in the ****
Yes I feel cool
This time next year
I want to lose my boring me
And look exciting
The devil is around
Every time i hang around
Anywhere I ****** want
But I want the devil there
Because of the fact that
I want to be positive yeah
So I say to the devil
I am not a lost cause
Then I say I am not a bad Person
But when the devil hangs around
Me like a bad smell I hate it hate it
And I want them out of my life
I feel Daniel is the devil
In every single way
And I want him out of my life
So I made a deal with the adults
To get the devil out of my life
And that is try to get back into work
And forget about the devil
Is what I want to do
So I made the first step
Boy I hope it works
Because I want a good life
And I want to tell the devil to *******
So I can lose more weight
And have a ****** great life
But the devil is pushing negativity
Into my brain and I tell you I ****** well hate it because the devil is the being I hate
Keeping me negative when I am
Trying to be positive
******* devil I hate you mate
You ain’t a good friend
******* devil get out of my head
Drinking drinking
It is not for me no more
I wanna have fun
Oh yeah without a care
I like to believe in discipline
Yes i do
But life isn’t about that
Well if it is I don’t like it
Drinking drinking
Too much beer like Homer
You see I was a fatty oh fatty
Was the name the used to call me
You see I like having fun yes
It is what I like to do
Then I think about drinking
I say why do I feel Woosey
You see it is hard to work
Well I am willing to try
I can do anything I wanted
All I need to do is try
Trying is the answer
Trying is the best
Trying helps make me
Put my brain to the test
I want to work but I do have troubles with applying myself when the chips are down
In a way I like to get it back
Not worrying about the negative feedback I get about my flaming past
You see I am too scared to have ***
Because of ***
I need to get that out of my head
If I wanna work again
Because workers don’t like you arguing with your voices
Even if you are fucken struggling
I know life is hard but it shouldn’t be that hard
I hear voices of people saying
It is so unfair that Brian gets help with everything and we just do it for ourselves saying that they are happy but they had to figure it out themselves
Drinking drinking is what I feel like doing don’t try and judge me just
Understand my needs
C’mon aussies c’mon
You won the ashes oh yeah
The only way I will accomplish my goals I have set is to find a job
If I don’t work, my brain will go mushy
I won’t feel like doing much
I will want to die
But I don’t wanna die yet
Because I have too much to live for
I love my life too much to want my brain to be mushy
So I will get help trying to get work
I know it is a big step but it is better
Than wanting to die and head to
Your next life
My goals

I want to work towards going back in fun runs, I know I can do it if I practice my running every day

I want to learn how to sing in choirs, not just Christmas music but others

I would like to learn belly dancing for men because now I lost all that weight it won’t hurt as much when I wiggle my belly Mind you I try to wriggle my belly and I know I could do it if I try

I would like to do a computer course to learn how to edit videos to make vlogs because it fascinates me how people do that

I would like to get back into drama if the Belconnen arts centre can fund another group like they did before
ROUND 2 COSMIC-AFTERLIFE TENPIN BOWLING GAME-MY IPHONE BOWLING GAME











COSMOS KINGS                                  176    202      165         537
OLD STYLE REBELS                            154   142       142        438






GIANT KILLERS                                    116     145      104         365
RED DEVILS                                          134     183      127        444







ROUGH RATS                                         118      157      128       403
ATHENA & CRONUS                               174      171      125       470






COWBOYS                                              166       136     188        490
ALBERT WALDRON                                136       140     183        459





PURPLE ALIENS                                     114        173      124        411
RELIGIOUS MUMMIES                            142        174      155       471







LADDER





                                                             RP    GW    SW    GL    SL      FOR      AGA        PTS


COSMOS KINGS                                  2        6        2        0      0       1005       851         18
ATHENA & CRONUS                            2        4        2        2      0         885        812        14
COWBOYS                                           2         3       2         3      0        943         884        12
RED DEVILS                                        2         5       1         1       1        869         818        11
RELIGIOUS MUMMIES                        2         4       1         2       1        845         836        11
ALBERT WALDRON                             2         2       1         3       1        884         864          9
ROUGH RATS                                       2         3       1         3       1        821         884          9
OLD STYLE REBELS                            2         1       0         5       2        852         955          2
PURPLE ALIENS                                   2         1       0         5       2        820         886          2
GIANT KILLERS                                     2         0       0         6       2        778         912          0
THE COSMIC-AFTERLIFE TENPIN BOWLING TOURNAMENT, PLAYED ON MY IPHONE BOWLING GAME



ROUND 1




GIANT KILLERS                  119     171      123           413            0 WINS 3 LOSSES      O POINTS GAME AND SERIES    TOTAL OF 0 PTS
COSMOS KINGS                 136     185      147           468            3  WINS O LOSSES    6 PTS GAME 3 POINTS SERIES TOTAL OF 9 PTS



ROUGH RATS                      113     151      154           418             2  WINS 1 LOSS         4 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES  TOTAL OF 7 PTS
OLD STYLE REBELS           138     134      142           414            1 WIN 2 LOSSES        2 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 2 PTS




COWBOYS                           142      125     186           453             1 WIN 2 LOSSES        2 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 5 PTS
RED DEVILS                         168      168       89           425             2 WINS 1 LOSS          4 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 4 PTS





PURPLE ALIENS                  131      122     156           409             1 WIN 2 LOSSES         2 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 2 PTS
ATHENA & CRONUS             144      140     131          415             2 WINS 1 LOSS           4 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 7 PTS




ALBERT  WALDRON              120      130     175          425            2 WINS 1 LOSS              4 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 7 PTS
RELIGIOUS MUMMIES           110      135     129          374            1 WIN 2 LOSSES           2 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 2 PTS






LADDER AFTER ROUND 1



                                                   RP   GW SW GL SL    FOR   AGA       PTS



COSMOS KINGS                        1       3      1    0    0     468     413          9
ALBERT WALDRON                   1       2       1   1    0     425     374          7
ROUGH RATS                             1      2       1   1    0     418      414         7
ATHENA & CRONUS                   1      2       1   1    0     415      409         7
COWBOYS                                   1     1       1    2   0      453      425        5
RED DEVILS                                 1     2       0    1   1      425      453        4
OLD STYLE REBELS                   1      1       0    2   1     414       418       2
PURPLE ALIENS                          1      1       0    2   1     409       415       2
RELIGIOUS MUMMIES                 1      1      0    2    1     374      425       2
GIANT KILLERS                             1      0     0    3     1     413      468      0
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